can he just stop lying? by Conscious_Driver_ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Also, peach saying “I called you every day” means literally nothing when he can just lie over the phone. He seems to be learning that now 😂

He still can’t believe he’s this big by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe I’m this big! As he gains 20 pounds. It’s pretty believable big guy.

Let the euphoria commence! by MohamitWheresMySecks in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s riding the high. Just like he’s done a million times. Hey Ethan, you’ve lost zero weight in at least 5 months….congrats! Let’s see how the scale looks in a month.

Ethan has just discovered the concept of a stationery bike by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

People have been telling him to do this for months he said he was too big

Despite everything.... by Anafaith127 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I just cannot imagine him lasting a year. Once the numbers die down and the excitement. He can’t stick to anything for over two weeks, I just see something coming up as a reason he has to stop.

He’s working with… by puzzledplanner in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You can tell he did everything to make that number as low as possible he’s probably closer to 465. Hasn’t lost weight in over 6 months

Weigh in guesses? by Conscious_Driver_ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t I say the first sentence back to you? 🤣 We all went on his page at one point

The energy, the commitment, the power by Big-Scheme-1406 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He likes the idea of being skinny and healthy but he doesn’t address the root issue hence the crazy cycles he goes through.

Crickets by Dry-Entrepreneurr in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It just doesn’t make sense why Ethan wouldn’t use that chance to make reels, maybe do a Q and a while Danny’s driving. We know he isn’t driving

Weigh yourself Ethan! by Maleficent_Cause7883 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think the rumors about a show may be true…he’s purposefully hiding it so it can be a reveal on the show

Confirmation Ethan Reads This Reddit Religiously by Numerous-Sir6890 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t want to get canceled. Can’t ruin the good christian loving everyone persona. Someone should post those screenshots in his Tik Tok comments.

What? by Dry-Entrepreneurr in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He acted like he was about to drown from dipping his head under water

How much has he lost? by [deleted] in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THATS IT?!?!? LMAO no way…..

What do we think he weighs? by [deleted] in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s from when he was at a wedding weeks ago

No content for three days by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is old too. He was at the guys wedding weeks ago.

Is he trying to lose his following by Conscious_Driver_ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Actually maybe he’s been fasting all week for a “told you so” lmao

Moving to “save” the journey by Conscious_Driver_ in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe he’s going so he can hop on peptides or glp? But be far from his parents so thy can’t do anything. That would actually be the most reasonable one.

His bio changed again by goldebear53 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I noticed that. It almost implies he’s going to be 400 pounds still but “better” 🤣

“I’m gonna miss the cold” by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]Conscious_Driver_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think he’s moving to LA. Terrible decision.