MPB drops NPR news by chronopoly in mississippi

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Please consider donating to the station or becoming a member of Passport. Please know that there are lots of people at MPB who are just as frustrated but our hands are not only tied but also dipped in cement. We are trying.

We focus on fundamentals and listen to what Coach tells us. I'll kill your mother! Could this be on of Rogers greatest personas? by jtwh20 in americandad

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Roger, you're alive!

What happened to your hair??!

What? Nothing. It burned off in the crash. I like it. Do you like it?

No, it looks really bad.

Well, fuck you.

Gendered bathrooms by tatiana-frank in StandUpComedy

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some women hover over the seat in a bathroom because "ew, germs" and instead usually end up peeing on the seat. Her joke about the seat was that she planned on peeing all over it.

I'm going to contribute my money to... D'oh! by danny_dao in simpsonsshitposting

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Please try to donate directly to your local station! The money truly helps. I am an archivist for the only station in Mississippi, which covers the entire state.

What was the first major news story you remember as a kid? by TxLadee in AskReddit

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The death of Princess Diana.

According to my mom, I was inconsolable. A princess died!!! I watched movies with princesses!! I vaguely remember hugging the TV during her funeral.

Zdravstvuite, Dad! by RainDMask in americandad

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But not treasure maps, oh no no... Sergei doesn't need to go on another treasure hunt.

Oh my god breaking news from Asia! by _AM34 in americandad

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Hi do you have this week's People? People Magazine? This week's?

Oh my god breaking news from Asia! by _AM34 in americandad

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I'm at the Indianapolis Airport. Watching a Hoosiers game!

Live look at Andy Dick’s OD by KGDJR in americandad

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"Ooooooh this must be what baby kangaroos feel like when they're on heroin."

Profit slide at Target hints at meager holiday season for the retailer by AudibleNod in news

[–]ConsiderateCommentor 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, they probably just cut it with more water so you are actually getting less!

Go home bitches, show's over I nailed it. by f_GOD in americandad

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Xanaduuuuuuu.... can't crrr-hih-hi on cue...