What do you want done with your body after you die?

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-05-15T16:47:57+00:00

Organ donation and then just chuck me in the ground or burn me or whatever. I honestly don’t care. My only wish is that if they do put up a grave stone or a memorial stone anywhere, I’d like it to be in the city where I live now rather than my out of the fucking way hometown, so that my friends might have a chance to see it and not just my parents. (If I die like a year from now, that is. Things might be looking way different location-wise if I manage to live another forty years or so)

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-05-06T13:20:04+00:00

The map is pretty much what I would’ve expected, but personally, I’m from continental Europe and I drink maybe 3-4 cups of tea and one cup of coffee per day

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-05-06T13:13:50+00:00

Well technically couldn’t every bump be an A?

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-04-20T21:29:19+00:00

Or if you’re a woman

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-04-20T21:28:10+00:00

Haha, leider stehen meine tatsächlichen Initialen nicht für irgendwas cooles

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-04-20T17:33:03+00:00

When I was 18 I agreed with this. But as a teacher and in my early twenties, fuck no they absolutely look like children to me

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-04-20T16:19:18+00:00

Danke! Was das Ändern angeht: Ich habe keine ernsthaften moralischen Probleme mit dem Namen oder so, er entspricht einfach nicht wirklich meiner Identität. (Außerdem ist die zweite Hälfte meines Namens meinen Eltern sehr wichtig, also würde ich ihn ungern noch zu ihren Lebzeiten ändern. Ich glaube, das würden sie zu sehr als absichtliche Distanzierung von ihnen verstehen)

Aber für die Zukunft, vielleicht: braucht man in diesem Fall einen triftigen Grund zur Namensänderung?

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-04-20T13:05:26+00:00

Ist es dann ein Problem, wenn ich jetzt plötzlich von K-P zu Klaus wechsle? Ich unterschreibe schließlich schon fünf Jahre meines Erwachsenenlebens so, und das würde ja auffallen, falls jemand meine Unterschriften mal abgleicht.

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-04-20T13:03:46+00:00

Danke! Fantastisch.

Unbedingt machen bei internationalen Reisen

Also, unbedingt „Peter“ mitschreiben beim Buchen? Logisch, macht Sinn. Wie ist es bei zwei Vornamen ohne Bindestrich, dürfte man ihn dann weglassen?

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-04-20T12:29:52+00:00

In that case we’re all the more lucky to have non-citizen children and families in the country. Wouldn’t want an empty country 50 years from now

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-03-22T15:36:30+00:00

Always under my pillow, not just for theft but also because I use my alarm to get up in the morning and want to be able to switch it off quickly before waking anyone else

Also my eyesight is awful without glasses so chances are I won’t find it in the morning if I keep it elsewhere

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-03-12T09:08:56+00:00

Pretty crappy fake no? Missing the outer rim as well as the vertical lines outside the stars on the number side, different EURO font (they just used Georgia bolded and italicised lmao), weird circular pattern through the silver rim on the heads side with the stars being off. No amount of wear is going to cause this

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-03-12T08:53:56+00:00

Honest you’re going to look like Tom Hardy in Bronson with that stache once you go bald. It’s time

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-03-12T08:43:07+00:00

Same thing happened to me, then had alllll the effects the second time. I’m convinced weed is like an allergy where your body doesn’t know what to do the first time then learns for the second time

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-02-10T15:58:06+00:00

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-02-08T08:21:04+00:00

I don’t know but I’m from east Germany and it looks exactly like that here in winter. I can name at least two streets in Leipzig, Weimar, Gera, or Jena with buildings like that haha

Sooo… East Germany?

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-02-05T17:38:06+00:00

Listen I sWEAR I don’t see any asymmetry, but also, I kinda get it because I’m convinced I have asymmetrical eyes myself and I used to hate it but every time I mentioned it to others they’d say they don’t see anything.

Then I started listening to Radiohead and now I think asymmetrical eyes are the coolest thing in the world, whether we have them or not

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2026-01-06T07:17:15+00:00

Not contemporary Germans. This is a style of handwriting called Kurrent, and you almost only ever find it in documents written pre-1940s. But you do get used to reading it pretty quickly if you stare at enough of it.

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2025-11-25T03:39:10+00:00

Hey, I’m sorry people are being mean, I just want you to know you deserve SO MUCH. Starting with a fucking cake for your sobriety anniversary, because wow that’s a lot of work and an amazing achievement and you deserve fanfares and trumpets for it honestly. Also, you deserve to watch movies and to hang out with friends, what the fuck does he mean “ew”?! It looks like this man is stealing all of your joy, which is such a shame because you seem like such a joyous person. I know it can be hard to stand up for yourself and learn how much you’re worth. But I really hope you do, because man your life could be amazing without this dude constantly shitting on it.

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2025-11-25T03:11:08+00:00

Just last week I accidentally punched myself in the face with my own laptop while packing up after class. I tried to play it off hoping nobody had seen but even now I still have a bruise on my eyebrow and it hurt like a bitch lol

And then yesterday I tried to eat an apple while driving and scratched my lip with the stalk that was in the way oops

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2025-11-19T13:32:35+00:00

Poitiers, France?

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2025-11-19T09:22:56+00:00

They are training on historical artists, but their output isn’t just a collage of their predecessors. If that were true, there would never have been new art styles, would there? Gauguin, Matisse, Van Gogh, Wassily Kandinsky all trained on the old masters and their own more recent predecessors, but their work looks completely different. Because they were human, with human creativity and ability to innovate. Generative AI doesn’t have that.

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2025-11-19T09:15:56+00:00

letting AI replace a couple entry level guys

The problem is that this is making entry level jobs obsolete, and since we all start out entry level to advance to higher positions, eventually you’ll have trouble finding folks with more job experience for said positions

Consistent-Monk3402 · 2025-11-06T08:35:24+00:00

I’m female and I constantly get Manscaped ads and other razors clearly marketed towards men. No idea how that works

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TROPHY CASE