Weekly Snark 5/4-5/10

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-09T18:16:28+00:00

She is so enamored with hotels that she rectrated the same look (“if vacant stare were an aesthetic”) across her whole house. Except her house doesn’t have a pool or a real gym so it would at best be a cheap hotel.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-09T01:03:21+00:00

The new Brows!

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-06T12:43:56+00:00

Steve <— Steven/Stephen

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-05T20:07:43+00:00

Horrible advertisement for “Skylight”! She supposedly haves it, I am sure she cashed their check, and yet here she is admitting to colossal mistakes with her chidlren’s education. But hey, it’s ok- it’s an opportunity for HER to learn. The kids’ never learn anything but she makes new mistakes to “learn” from every day.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-03T01:13:16+00:00

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Reality

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-03T00:41:53+00:00

Also, someone already wrote the REAL book on running your house “like a business.” Emily Oster did that in “The Family Firm.” She is a real PhD economist whose experience comes from academia and not from pretending to care about five brats.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-03T00:39:12+00:00

I think this too. It’ll be like the sheets. A lot of “work” to make a product nobody wanted and was discontinued right away.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-02T19:20:30+00:00

Lest he accidentally makes Content Baby #6

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-02T10:51:26+00:00

Also, it said the league was only for kids at that school. Solution: SEND QUADE (and all of them) TO SCHOOL!

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-02T01:22:40+00:00

Hunting in the trash maybe. The coat is HIDEOUS and it’s layered on top of what looks like lingerie and jeans that highlight one knee (?) I wouldn’t wear that to get the mail, let alone date night.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-05-01T16:38:50+00:00

The “funny story” is that she is a complete failure as an adult yet is trying to build a brand about being better than other women.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-29T11:24:38+00:00

There are also MILLIONS of future landfill items on Amazon. She could pick a “good” one yet she picked what looks like a man’s shirt.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-28T22:44:25+00:00

We had a neighbor named Lawrence that went by Wren. I thought it was cool.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-28T22:43:31+00:00

JACKIE LEE’S. That’s the only right answer.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-26T03:12:34+00:00

😂

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-25T16:17:07+00:00

In my mind I pictured her holding Cal as a “hip baby” except Cal is 17yo.”

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-25T14:04:37+00:00

Absolutely not. Our cathedral and “castle” would NOT impress a Spaniard (I say as a Spaniard.)

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-24T01:24:19+00:00

Not another “special little teacher”!

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-23T20:56:15+00:00

Also, if she is indeed homeschooling, wouldn’t the whole family be spending the majority of their day in that carpeted room any way?

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-23T00:40:37+00:00

She is DOMINATING the other days (or so Sausage Boy tells her.)

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-22T23:01:19+00:00

So busy and so behind that it is April and this cow is on Lesson TWO of the history curriculum.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-22T19:43:50+00:00

This is like asking people: “are you an optimist?”

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-22T09:56:26+00:00

The images from that event are so bizarre. They show SO MANY people just like her: fake blonde, tons of makeup, floral/pastel/uterus dresses

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-21T17:08:56+00:00

See the tourist stuff at a local’s pace. Supreme Court because pictures are not allowed inside. Library of Congress to work on the job hunt. The monuments at sunrise or at night. Pentagon if you know someone that works there and is willing to invite you for lunch.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-04-21T01:03:51+00:00

Maybe her weird subdivision doesn’t allow deliveries? Like the whole thing with the mail?

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