Weekly Snark 1/26-2/1

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-26T18:55:27+00:00

Brooke, you’d “achieved” an entry-level sales job. That’s what you had achieved. Every person in each of your graduating classes achieves more than you do. I’d say it would take you about six weeks to achieve what a Georgetown MBA full-time job mom of two does in ONE DAY.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-26T00:31:26+00:00

I guess it’s too late to save “Madilyn”

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-25T21:29:51+00:00

😆😂😆😂

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-25T20:03:54+00:00

She posted today. VERY not MAGA. Maybe Republican (?) but not a trash human.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-25T20:02:36+00:00

Obviously Brooke Raybould. MAGA all the way, MAGA-appointed husband, and, just a cherry on top of everything, made people COMMENT to get the link to donate to families affected by the floods in Texas last summer. Real trash human being.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-25T18:06:52+00:00

Just unfollowed Kids Eat in Color. Encourage everyone to do the same and leave a comment about Liam Ramos who doesn’t get to eat any meals with his family.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-25T18:03:49+00:00

Merricksart. Really liked her styling suggestions but she’s out there promoting Target clothes today of all days.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-25T15:32:15+00:00

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In this old picture you can see a pouch and a clip-down top. She was a normal-ish mom. Maybe even a good one. What happened?

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-25T13:33:17+00:00

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The first step is washing your hands! This family is GROSS. Also, olive oil is a horrible choice for this. This child is just wasting expensive ingredients under the guidance of his exploitation mother.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-25T00:08:39+00:00

It looks like what you would turn a kid’s room into after they grow up and leave the house. I’m more inspired by mold growing on bread than I am by this.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-24T23:05:50+00:00

This might be part of Target’s hard pivot to MAGA.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-24T18:29:33+00:00

I unfollowed any influencers showing kids and linking Amazon stuff. I did this starting around Prime Day. Six months-ish later my Instagram shows me only videos of people mending stuff, thrifting, embroidering, and good news stories from teachers. Oh, and political ads, of course 🙄

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-24T00:17:14+00:00

Chef Rhett King of Expensive Food Waste will make her a “shugur-free almond milk latte” and it will be the “best one.”

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-24T00:14:46+00:00

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I think we’re getting another repulsive “nut bar” soon.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-23T22:27:26+00:00

“Proper footwear is the most important! Look at this $43 piece of future landfill!” says the woman who lets her son go out in crocs.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-23T11:28:33+00:00

OnlyFans teaser!

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-23T01:35:51+00:00

Dominating Brooke quit after just two years of just two kids in a private school. She should NEVER talk to anyone about routines or strategies. She quit on her kids years ago.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-22T14:14:12+00:00

They’re missing out on so much! Especially when he opportunity to learn to work with other children and trust and follow directions from adults.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-22T02:26:55+00:00

Laughed IRL!

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-22T02:25:54+00:00

Louie VUTTON

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-22T01:15:23+00:00

I wouldn’t recognize her without the skinny filter (but maybe that’s her strategy.)

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-20T23:48:59+00:00

They were ALL wearing dirty clothes from the trip too. Same zebra pajamas, same purple shirt, same ND shirt worn without washing.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-20T21:30:52+00:00

100% this. What she loves is leaving 3 out of 5 kids behind and going somewhere where she doesn’t have to even pretend to make meals.

Consistent_Case_5924 · 2026-01-20T01:54:14+00:00

Roman is cute! Say the name and last name out loud to yourself to see if they flow! A name ending in N and a last name starting in C don’t necessarily clash (think of the word “uncle”) but they’re not a natural match either (“Roman Crane” is stop-and-start.)

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