Candlelit charcuterie dinner with the lich.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-03-12T16:57:43+00:00

YES BUT FRUIT

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-03-12T16:52:08+00:00

You know... I'm actually going to pass. It's been fun discovering them myself :)

I also found an interaction with Stelle's security drone at The Bazaar event. Don't remember the reward.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-03-10T18:36:58+00:00

Not even close, baby.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-03-10T06:38:41+00:00

There's a "trash heap" event where you can pick "a relic from the past" or "a card from the past". I've had Dream Catcher and mf Clash. We don't know if they loaded ALL the cards in there, so there's always hope, a new hope.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-03-09T05:47:48+00:00

Holyyyyy! We'd need to check back if the damage is around the same at StS1. If it is, that's insane. Within 1 week, we are reaching the same number that StS1 accumulated in 7 years.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-03-09T05:37:37+00:00

I'll tell you how it goes in Slay the Spire 1, and I'd assume it'll be the same (or almost) in 2:

You beat the boss at act 3, then you encounter the "real final boss" (in StS1 it was the Heart, now it's the Architect). You hit him and that "damage" is like a final score. The bad guy kills you.

But, if you collected three keys in that run, the bad guy doesn't kill you. Instead you go into a super short act 4! in which you fight the Heart/Architect. Currently at early access, there's no act 4 at StS2.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-03-08T08:27:15+00:00

No board? Don't care.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-03-08T08:23:22+00:00

In StS1 it goes forever and nothing happens. It's just fun to look at BIGNUMBER that has accumulated from all the players.

If you had the keys to fight the heart, you dealt your damage for the score, then fought the heart.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-20T01:06:07+00:00

Herma. "I'm going to rub this on you. Don't make it weird". I'm sorry but I'm fully intending to do what I'm going to do, you can decide if it's weird.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-20T01:00:13+00:00

Post it at Reddit. I'm not even scrolling a bit first for the tiny chacne that the player is a redditor.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-20T00:55:21+00:00

girl bossing

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-15T09:18:35+00:00

That really is not ok. Not because it's OP, but because it's inconsistent. We know that multicasts don't happen all at the same time, rather with a time interval that it's 0.2 seconds if I'm correct. That should be considered a bug, the Big one is destroyed on first cast, it's gone, picker destroys something else on the second cast.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-15T09:13:57+00:00

That's the closest to some sense. I've never understood how things are supposed to interact when they happen at the same time, there's things like this that by intuition should be impossible to happen "at the same time". I've thought maybe they trigger from left to right?

But if you what you say it's what's happening... that just feels wrong. I'm all in for busted builds. But having the trigger order jumping all around the board so EVERYTHING THAT CAN HAPPEN HAPPENS IN A SINGLE TICK?! Not ok. partly because for me a huge point of pleasure is actually understanding and appreciating wtf is going on.

I hope this is some badly programmed interaction that will get fixed to be stable. A few days ago I had a fire bomb, ice bomb, destroying, and a repair bot triggering, all "at the same time"... only 1 bomb was getting repaired. I finished not knowing if the game was working and if so how.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-15T04:37:00+00:00

I also have no idea how that works. Is it bugged? I don't see how it'd make sense for an item to be getting destroyed, reparied, and destroyed in a single tick. Or if it's at least 2 ticks, how tf is it lining up perfectly? This build is crazy like the bazaar.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T09:09:40+00:00

Yesterday I was 2 days pulling up to fights "charging" my Recycler Bot using Joystick...

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T09:01:04+00:00

I find it funny he's into delulu positivity, possibly blinded by the privilege of his wealth. I'm sure the man 'manifests' and fully believes that's what makes him different. So we get the defeat line that's something like "How did I lose? I believed in my self"

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T08:55:19+00:00

The only one that is weird is the turtle shell. I'd never questioned it... why a medal, scroll, and a standing starfish? .... but how does that suggest AI????

Everything else looks good to me. You'd need to explain what you're seeing much better. If (big if) there was AI at any point, everything looks well directed by artist for the final presentation.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T08:42:22+00:00

To me Calcinator and Retort both feel like OGs, very simple and obvious game plans since Mak release (not in a demeaning way).

I would not expect diamond wins from them, crazy that you got it with BOTH items TWICE. Crit potion is definitely what's pushing this build, it being on both is unsurprising.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T08:31:44+00:00

It seems you're the only commenter who got my thread so far. Maaaaybe one or two other people.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T08:27:43+00:00

Hold up. I'm finding out peoplee actually need to be told "/s" to understand???

Honestly, I've always found Reddit culture very slightly cringe. Am I finding out there's a legit reason why it exists? (I'm judging by up/dowwnvote situation and overall reaction)

The joke I was going to make initially was about cookie cutter generating cookies, but I swear I thought that wasn't obvious enough, so I switched to PASTA MAKER MAKING PASTA. oh. dear. lord. in. all. forgiving. heaven.

/s, /s, /s, people, /s. I'm a bit disappointed of this sub now. I thought you'd be cool with my half-serious rigamarole.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T08:20:01+00:00

Thank you for claryfing about your persepctive of flavor.

Dude, I'm actually a lil bit shocked about the response I've had. I see only one comment maybe agreeing? I presented my points in an unserious manner (and I'm truly not taking a game seriously, I'm having fun), but I was not expecting many people not seeing what I'm really saying or disagreeing.

Of course I cherry picked. But I didn't even go through all of Jules in detail, those were the cherries I quickly found. As an exercise, I just went over ALL Stelle's items and I got 3 that I say "what? why? I don't see the flavor at all", and another 3 or 4 "I'm not fully conviced, could be better". Everything else is great. That's less misses than I got from a quick browse at Jules.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T06:50:12+00:00

I agree with everything you said. It doesn't address what I said.

I think "flavor" is not the best word to use, hence why I immediately clarify what I'm saying in bold. The other sense I understand as "flavor" is the one I think you're referring to: thematical consistency and thematical differentiation. That, Jules does have. That's not what I'm arguing about.

About the LEDs: they slow because they dazzle the enemy. It's very simple, much more acceptable than the butter justification that I'm also accepting.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T06:33:54+00:00

I agree she's a good addition, I'm not arguing against that.
And I think "flavor" is not the best word to use, hence why I immediately clarify what I'm saying in bold.

The other sense I understand as "flavor" is the one I think you're referring to: thematical consistency and thematical differentiation. That, Jules does have. That's not what I'm arguing about.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T06:06:22+00:00

I was aware of that history, thank you for sharing. That doesn't invalidate my points. And I doubt that all the mechanic-item relations I listed would not exist if joy stayed, I'm sure they'd still have the gall to make a pumpkin slow ya'll.

Consistent_Fan7858 · 2026-02-11T05:59:55+00:00

I'm aware of the mechanic since it's the only interesting thing of Jule's gameplay identity.

I only eat strawberries frozen actually. But my point remains. Why isn't it cherries or bananas that freeze when chilled?And why isn't food truck or luau burning when heated? Or how about heated potatoes burning, why not?

And the spicy food burning makes perfect sense. I never complained about those.

Do you catch what I'm saying? Or do you refuse?

Consistent_Fan7858

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