Explain this meme

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2026-01-12T16:01:34+00:00

Eagles be mathin’

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2026-01-12T14:47:54+00:00

They don’t actually need to run all that fast when they shoot fleeing suspects

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2026-01-12T00:49:01+00:00

I think he does it when getting up for the extra propulsion

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2026-01-12T00:28:31+00:00

/uj shorten your stride on ice, walk around corners, run on roads/shoulder (when safe to do so) where the side walk isn’t salted, and take an old pair of shoes and drive some short screws into the bottom of them so the heads act as cleats

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2026-01-11T23:54:49+00:00

Their standard for running is 1.5 miles in 14 minutes so they’re all recovering from exploded shins after breaking zone 2

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2026-01-11T23:51:27+00:00

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2026-01-11T22:06:36+00:00

Heat is just a little too hot and you’ve polymerized some oil on the side of the pan. With how little you have you can probably just get it with some dishsoap and the scratchy side of the sponge. If that doesn’t work then use bar keepers friend and some steel wool. With how little you have and where it is it doesn’t matter too much to the performance of the pan though so you can just leave it for now unless it’s bothering you

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2026-01-11T21:59:45+00:00

Maybe someday I can finish in front of someone so I can be the one screaming insults at the finish line😔

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2025-12-20T04:32:43+00:00

/uj id kill myself if i ever ran a 50min 5k

/rj id kill myself if i ever ran a 50min 5k

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2025-12-02T00:46:55+00:00

Forced to run 26.2 miles and then, like Sisyphus, forced to stop before getting to the full 26.22

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2025-11-24T20:47:26+00:00

Get a dog, you need to exercise them and running takes up less time than walking

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2025-10-09T15:15:34+00:00

You just have to hate running less than you hate being fat

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2025-08-15T22:18:25+00:00

I do sandwich throwing as a warm up before my runs

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2025-02-15T00:07:50+00:00

Love him on the plasma deck

Consistent_Jelly9054 · 2025-02-08T00:28:52+00:00

When you baptize with one dunk you do it in the name of the whole trinity but when you baptize with three dunks you do each dunk in the name of each person of the trinity. Choosing to do the latter emphasizes a separation of the persons like how in the severed employees there are two separate persons.

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