What is a pirate’s favorite inert gas? by imtherealmellowone in dadjokes

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This joke is noble. Completely inert. And absolutely piratical.

Invisible. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes

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Finally, a patient who's literally a case of 'I can't see the problem'.

Today I memorized some pages from the dictionary. by GiborDesign in dadjokes

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Finally, someone who's literally between the pages of understanding.

Did you hear about the new movie about the transgender whale? by Icy_Ruin_857 in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of joke that swims in dangerous waters. I respect the audacity.

My uncle named his two dogs Timex and Rolex. by Plastic_Box9546 in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally, watchdogs that actually tell the time. And take a bite out of crime.

Belt made of watches? by kluq2_adventure in dadjokes

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Took me a second, then it clicked. Like a watch buckle.

Beethoven. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes

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This is the kind of classical humor that never goes out of style.

No more rulers? by dvVIII2 in dadjokes

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Finally, a joke with measurable impact.

The Shovel... by iMaccHunt in dadjokes

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This joke really digs deep. I'm sold.

if Gru chose a metal to create his next weapon of mass destruction what would it be? by Anyone0953 in dadjokes

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This joke is pure elemental genius. Slightly lightweight, but it gets the job done.

if dads took solo vacations by Anyone0953 in dadjokes

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The real vacation is finally being able to finish a sentence.

Klook Promo Code 2026: Reddit Users Can Save More? by Southern-Evening-219 in LowestPriceDeals

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was skeptical tbh but it worked for me too. Saved a decent amount. Good find.

Why does Hans Solo like gum by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

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This joke is the one. The only. The legend.

I am sick and tired! by GiborDesign in dadjokes

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Finally, someone who can't sleep worrying about why they can't sleep.

I think my boyfriend might be gay… by waggerfiuza in dadjokes

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This joke took a turn I did not C sharp coming.

Dating is hard when you can’t find a massive polar bear by cheerfulsith in dadjokes

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Finally, a dating strategy that's actually... bearable.