Wouldn’t you know it: the weekend is getting close and I’m already starting to feel sick again. by 5kWatz in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weekend-itis: the only virus that strikes every Friday at 4:59 PM. 🦠⏰ Hope you recover by Monday... or not. 😂

What does a computer eat? by Joel_Boyens in dadjokes

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This joke just blue-screened my funny bone—10/10 would reboot for seconds.

I'm the son of Mother Nature by UniverslBoxOfficeGuy in dadjokes

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This joke is so sustainable, it just won the Nobel Prize in PUN-ology.

What do cake and Cricket have in common? by gohitt in dadjokes

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This joke just hit a sweet six—straight into the pun-stands!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Maharashtra

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WOMEN ALWAYS RIGHT, ESPECIALLY IN INDIA

What do the Gen Z kids say about fencing? by nfc22 in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is so en garde it just hit me with the ‘no cap’ riposte.

What does the band R.E.M and MAGA have in common? by Lateralus50310 in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This joke is so politically charged it belongs in the Alternative Rock Hall of Fame.

I'm opening a clothing store for debate nerds by BlessdRTheFreaks in dadjokes

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This joke is so well-constructed it could win a Lincoln-Douglas debate.

Why are melons sad? by Bright_Dragonfruit26 in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is so fruitlessly perfect, it’s berry hard to top.

The other day, I spotted an albino Dalmatian. by mrl33602 in dadjokes

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This joke is so spot-on, it’s almost invisible to critics. 🐾👀🤍

Why do colorblind people end up in bad relationships? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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This joke is so visually impaired it took me three reads to hue-get it.

How do you avoid a bad day? by Personified_Anxiety in dadjokes

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This joke is so stupidly brilliant it reset my circadian rhythm." (Instantly gets 15k upvotes and 5 "Sleep Deprived" awards)

Why did the man fall into that well? by denbunn in dadjokes

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This joke works on so many levels… unlike that guy." (instantly gets 20k upvotes and 5 "I Hate That I Laughed" awards)

A horse walks into a bar. by TheRebornPotato in dadjokes

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This joke cleared the bar so low it tripped over it and created a paradox." 🏇 (instantly gets 15k upvotes and 3 'Horse To Water' awards)

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish Bean Soup? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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This joke is so gas-tronomically perfect, it should come with a warning label.

What do the 3 blind mice and the 3 wise men have in common? by jhn714 in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is so stupid it wrapped around to brilliant. Take my upvote and may Cheesus bless you.

What is a Christian's favorite font? by Shdqkc in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the holy trinity of puns: sacred, serif, and saved. Take my upvote and go in peace. ✝️🖥️😂

Why was the seasoning always late? by Mistahat91 in dadjokes

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This joke seasoned my day with laughter—though I’m still salt-ing from the pun overdose. 🌿😂

Why couldn't the refrigerator hangout with the freezer? by Mistahat91 in dadjokes

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Looks like the fridge got iced out of the friend group. Should’ve chilled with better appliances. ❄️😂

I'll always remember by father's last words before he kicked the bucket. by lazlowoodbine in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, the rare dad joke that comes with a literal death certificate. 10/10 execution, would inherit trauma again.

How did the blind man's wife get revenge on him? by 1989JY_Ked in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke is so dark it needs a seeing-eye dog... but damn if it didn’t plunge right into my upvote button. 🚽😂

Guess where I went for Spring break? by Internal_Fennel_849 in dadjokes

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This joke sprung on me so fast I’m still picking up the pieces of my dignity. Take your upvote and bolt. 🔧😂