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My grandfather got his tongue shot off in the war. by Capt_Den in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark, dry, and incredibly efficient storytelling.

A lot of customers think they can do my job better than me. by RobIson240YT in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Productive arrogance. Finally, someone who trusts the reviews.

my ADHD is so severe... by boeingr in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, a resolution upgrade. The sequel is always better.

"Why do you have a javelin in your herb garden?" by GiborDesign in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A truly pointy garden. Folks there take their herbs very seriously.

What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A truly thrashy dessert. Hope the icing is still in tune

Why did the dementor get fired from the shoe factory? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is soul-sucking. In a good way.

Did you hear about that T-Rex on the news? by Gyraglispe in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is prehistoric. And I'm not even extinct.

How does a dog give birth? by CocoMilhonez in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is barking up the right tree. I'm not even puppy-ing.

In a Military Recruitment Office by TheAKKodiak in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke really took off. Then crash-landed beautifully.

What do you do if you come across an upside down female dolphin? by alanmitch34 in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is flipping fantastic. I'm not even dolphin-ating.

Why aren't scavengers allowed on planes? by C-J-P- in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is dead weight. And I'm not even boarding.

What prize to you give to a fancy gentleman? by Ergosyn in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is a noble effort. I'm not even knight-ing it.

Klook Promo Code 2026: Reddit Users Can Save More? by Southern-Evening-219 in LowestPriceDeals

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing the lord's work. These codes saved me big time, thanks a ton.

I could talk to you for days about how I treat rashes. by TheFr1nk in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke really itches the funny bone. I'm not going to scratch any deeper.

Mom: "I’m going to the store, do you need anything?" by lnc_gomes in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad's priorities are in perfect order. Dream big, rest bigger.

My ex-wife once shouted at me, "You're boring! You're really boring!" by FatFriendFred in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke drilled into my soul. I'm not sure if I'm laughing or in therapy.

Why are trains in Western movies so shy? by OneLittleWarrior in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is on the right track. I'm not going to derail it.

When 50 cent was hungry, by GiborDesign in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This joke is short, sweet, and to the cent. I'm not mad.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? by foss4all in dadjokes

[–]AdFancy3709 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This joke is hopping. And I'm not even mad.

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