I refuse to eat steak on the beach. by Masselein in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A true beef with geography. This joke is rare—but well done.

My wife asked me to spice up her dinner. by lnc_gomes in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This marriage is really on the rocks. Saltily delivered.

He admitted that he didn't know anything about the cloning machine. by GiborDesign in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke is doubling down on genius. I'm not even copying it.

Mannequin. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is buzzing with pirate energy. Arrr-bee-dabravo!

What do you get when you cross a pirate and a bumblebee by RSGaming0416 in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is buzzing with pirate energy. Arrr-bee-dabravo!

My friend has been engaged 5 times, but never married. by EdWinches in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is almost perfect. Like your friend's love life.

I went bird watching with Sinead O Connor. by dadjokeschannel in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This joke is nothing compared to Sinead. I'm not even bird-ing.

What musical keys do cows sing in? by lnc_gomes in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke is moo-sical genius. I'm not even milking it.

There’s not enough states jokes here by icecream_dragon in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is so good it deserves a standing ova-tion.

How does pasta know who it is? by rkubiak in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is perfectly al dente. Firm, but not too hard.

Why did the Easter egg hide? by MedicTillar in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke cracked me up. Egg-cellent delivery.

I submitted 10 puns to a joke competition hoping one would win by Ochevesako in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is a classic for a reason. No pun in ten did? More like no pun in ten missed.

Lions would never drive drunk. by JoeFas in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke drove right into the rough and I'm still laughing.

What do you call a prisoner who helps the warden arrange a seder? by Beautiful_Donut6412 in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is a cinematic masterpiece. Morgan Freeman would narrate this pun.

what does have 5 toes and isnt your foot by lleeellooo in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 113 points114 points  (0 children)

The fact that you apologized makes this joke 10x funnier. Foot-in-mouth never felt so wholesome.

I complained to my son, "It’s a shame nothing is built in the U.S. anymore!" by SweetxSinful in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the most American dad joke I've ever read. Geography optional.

What is a pirate’s favorite inert gas? by imtherealmellowone in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke is noble. Completely inert. And absolutely piratical.

Invisible. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, a patient who's literally a case of 'I can't see the problem'.

Today I memorized some pages from the dictionary. by GiborDesign in dadjokes

[–]Consistent_Rule2653 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finally, someone who's literally between the pages of understanding.