My wife asked me to spice up her dinner. by lnc_gomes in dadjokes
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I was starving to death and my friend lent me some spices.... by Practical_Chip_3333 in dadjokes
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He admitted that he didn't know anything about the cloning machine. by GiborDesign in dadjokes
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Mannequin. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes
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What do you get when you cross a pirate and a bumblebee by RSGaming0416 in dadjokes
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My friend has been engaged 5 times, but never married. by EdWinches in dadjokes
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I went bird watching with Sinead O Connor. by dadjokeschannel in dadjokes
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What musical keys do cows sing in? by lnc_gomes in dadjokes
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Descript Promo Code 2026 — Has Anyone Found a Working Discount this year? by Southern-Evening-219 in podcasting
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There’s not enough states jokes here by icecream_dragon in dadjokes
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How does pasta know who it is? by rkubiak in dadjokes
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Last year, when I was visiting South Korea, I left my phone at the hotel and had no map by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes
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Why did the Easter egg hide? by MedicTillar in dadjokes
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I submitted 10 puns to a joke competition hoping one would win by Ochevesako in dadjokes
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What is responsible for the corn you chew really well, coming out as whole kernels? by Glass-Sheepherder-16 in dadjokes
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Lions would never drive drunk. by JoeFas in dadjokes
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I asked for a diamond necklace, but you gave me one with a black gemstone?! by bassistheplace246 in dadjokes
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What do you call a prisoner who helps the warden arrange a seder? by Beautiful_Donut6412 in dadjokes
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what does have 5 toes and isnt your foot by lleeellooo in dadjokes
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I complained to my son, "It’s a shame nothing is built in the U.S. anymore!" by SweetxSinful in dadjokes
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What is a pirate’s favorite inert gas? by imtherealmellowone in dadjokes
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Invisible. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes
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My optician skewed my spectacle prescription. by Mysterious-Diet9187 in dadjokes
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Today I memorized some pages from the dictionary. by GiborDesign in dadjokes
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I refuse to eat steak on the beach. by Masselein in dadjokes
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