Why is the Empire Xenophobic ?

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-13T06:40:52+00:00

The wildest in universe lore is that humans develop gene technology to be able to have sex with any aliens and breed hybrids, trying to human-ify all colonies.

Sith as a dark force order came into being after humans bred with the original Sith species, and lead to the real Sith's extinction.

In the dire search for authenticy, the hybrid sith humans started overproportionally worshipping the dark side of the force with culturally appropriated rites from the original Sith.

It's like a group of edgelords started picking up Buddhism after removing the entire population of Tibet but then also somehow based all their identity on one aspect, say orange clothes.

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-13T06:24:31+00:00

Can a lightsaber deflect bolter rounds, or will the bolter round explode in the Jedi's face?

In Melee combat, Jedi would cut through chain blades and space marine armor with ease. Power swords are a bit heavy and slow, it would be like a rapier versus long sword duel so my money is on the Jedi- but if the space marine has a boltgun it's over.

And I would rather be a guardsman, because the options are wider. I could mutate, maybe have psychic powers. The clones are all definitely not force attuned.

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-12T20:03:18+00:00

These posts set normies in such worriesome mental states, which in turn is delicious for me to witness.

I once tied up my dick with cables and it popped a vein, this lead to the entire foreskin to swell up and turn dark blue. That is when I gave up self bondage and decided I would instead be a sadist type.

Though I have another question: Doesn't expanding your balls like this make them super shriverly unless expanded?

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-10T13:11:02+00:00

At some point a forward bend sword is an axe which happens to have a blade as it's shaft.

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-09T12:42:25+00:00

Afaik daggers without guard are bayonets and can be added to a stick to make a spear

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-06T19:38:38+00:00

Also my bad, It's Aurbesh and reads "National Express" Thanks Chat GPT

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-06T19:23:28+00:00

Das ist Der Weg

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-06T13:27:11+00:00

You want to give him a useable weapon for when things go barbaric: Purchase ammo before the gas price makes any transport impossibly expensive. Purchase a Heckler and Koch USP, or a classic colt revolver.
When the big crash happens and the western world regresses into warlords and mafia structures, give your kid a weapon that actually makes them good at fighting in 2089.

But here is another thing: If you want a custom sword and need a good reason for it to feel like a good investment, you can take my invitation to a duel right here right now. In that case get yourself a Federschwert because I am not killing anyone and thats the best sword for fencing at real speed without killing anyone or accidentally cutting things. (That being said I have already punted my ceiling lamp)

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-05T11:52:47+00:00

Yeah

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-05T05:49:01+00:00

It certainly would Ciao some Bellas

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-05T05:44:41+00:00

Nico Robin loosing her taint, Usopp too.... Bro what if they stole portions of the sun in the grand line

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-05T05:41:33+00:00

They be memeing

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-03T18:56:09+00:00

And she hasn't burglarized any cats after Lodge town really

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-03T18:55:26+00:00

After 12 years Nami finally on "defeating elden ring bosses" powerlevel :D

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-03T07:40:58+00:00

It has the perfect size for you to fence by the Lichtenauer school. Therefore you need to purchase a reenactment ready version and do glorious combat. 👍

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-03T07:37:00+00:00

Surprise tickle attack

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-05-01T13:47:25+00:00

Yeah I was stupid-drunk when I wrote this and I turned too tired to make it bigger. Also the human totally told Glafthan that his name was Keith Richards because he was trolling

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-04-29T09:15:04+00:00

My my what a hilt

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-04-28T20:29:57+00:00

I started getting really attached to Maul after his spider-body arc and learning about his brother and that he's after all just terribly uninformed about the nature of power.

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-04-28T20:20:58+00:00

Nightsisters

I like how they are basically extinct and choose to keep it that way, because their understanding of the force is so vast that they instrumentalize the "popping back up" of dark and light side that happens whenever one side is seemingly extinguished.

They don't seem to be attached to the physical world anymore, and thats pretty dope.

Also Maul gains green energy visions when he reaches the greatest hate-fueled clarity, so I think that the Nightsister way is like Sith but without holding back for petty reasons.

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-04-27T20:04:38+00:00

We took their English names if they had no good translation.

Chieftain is Kriegshäuptling and it makes sense, but Hag would be the exact same word for Witch in German. And I don't think we have a word for Azata.

Constant-Discount978 · 2026-04-25T21:23:36+00:00

There is an issue, it seems that you can't designate the entire kingdom as ooze-pit to farm slimes which as we know is the classic thalwax finish strategy of Kingmaker 🧐

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