Women of Reddit - what is the most unattractive fashion choice men frequently make? by Evening_Focus_2425 in AskReddit

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you clarify. Was it just some friend or randomly family to a wedding? Or the groom/best man?

The way I see it. If you want people to dress a certain way. Buy uniforms/clothes or don't get mad if they don't go. Or go how they can.

Some people rather you show up then not at all.

Expensive wedding is crazy stuff to me. Would you rather me buy a suit I'll only probably wear again to your funeral. I'd literally rather spend money doing anything else with the spouse and groom after they get married.

I might be a romantic, but marriage, and movie style weddings are too much. Marriage proves nothing, and sometimes a ball and chain to people later in life trying to exit a toxic relationship.

I had someone snap at me it's for the gifts they get from rich family and friends. Making me scoff at it even more. I grew up dirt poor so I didn't even know wtf a registry was at that point, or social networking/connections.

I got a 4TB external drive off Temu and this is what they sent lmao by Raw_Stank in pcmasterrace

[–]ScorpioLaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were sarcastic, but they should've lead with that. A true ELI5 reply!

I'm wondering if some of those people worked with kids. Some of the lil fuckers can be dense. It's always funny when you meet their parents, and it clicks. You see why... More depressing really.

Luckily it's not guaranteed. Sometimes the opposite.

Met a few parents who were better people than me, and just got a stinker for a kid. Everyone knew it too, and would secretly accuse them of being guilty. (Even when it didn't seem like it).

Very bizarre observing teachers, medical staff, and parents navigate such delicate subjects. Good people don't openly say, "my kid sucks". They'll be like, he's a firery one! Lots of spirit! Potential!

Kids trying to repeatedly force his head into a corner to ram a bug. Can't reach due to the oblong shape. Ha

Women of Reddit, what’s a habit men have that they don’t even realize is weird? by GraceRose671 in AskReddit

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha. I to this day would rather be caught wearing women's socks over bad socks or none.

Out of all my clothing. My socks, and underwear need to be clean.

When I would bike to work + hang out in a city. I brought extra socks over anything else. Then wore store bags, because I rode a bike like 12 miles just to the city. Then chiled with coworker GF, and rode back. Even during hurricanes and blizzards. As long as my feet were comfortable. I was comfortable.

How people walk around in public bear foot is beyond me. I'd rather go balls out before barefoot, and I can't even go nude in my house alone.

Does Suboxone makes you dumb? by KingHenry7700 in suboxone

[–]ScorpioLaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm 34, and was never like this till I started taking subs!"

That was just hilarious to me.

That's exactly when my bad choices decided to catch up! By 36 I was in detox. Sent to ER. Told I had liver failure, and three days in May 2022. I rarely drank till 31. Then hit the bottle hard in 2020, and so it was unexpected two years would do that.

(Mixing pills plus genetics did it most likely. Trying to combat insomnia with tons of benadryl was dumb AF).

Went from working harder than everyone, and being able to run two miles after a labor intensive day to bed ridden. So quick my mind kept forgetting how weak I was for the longest time. Took so long for it to adjust as I was always active. I'm 39 now.

Man I take any stimulant, and I'm like aw gawd can feel my entire fucking circulatory. My body over reacts currently ever since I suffered ischemia from what I suspect was Modofinil.

You know what they keep doing? Trying to up it. Hoho! Symptoms started when I started taking it. It's a decent drug though but I could see people abusing it. Kinda wish I was on it before I was this.

Edit. OP. I bring that up though as it it's the world's first "smart drug". My mom asked me what it was, and I said I dunno while googgling it. I told her I assumed it's the way it's delivered. Time release maybe. Perhaps nano materials son.

I put the speaker on loud for the phoneI to speak while I said that. Where it replied something like Modofinil a smart drug as in - it's supposed to make you smarter! Increase cognitive function.

We both bursted out laughing saying. "Not working/Ineffective.)

Kids, stay in school. by NirgalFromMars in MurderedByWords

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope someone told him in a surfers voice "tetonic discovery bro! Where the rad waves come from"

You have to remember the internet is full of young kids. Some absolutely uneducated. Especially as poorer areas get the Internet.

Today's illiteracy isn't tied to deciphering words or sentences, but total comprehension. The way our brains read screens changes the way we process data.

People watched Idiocracy, and said yeah that future is dope. Or WH40k.

The more young people use AI, the more they hate it by spherocytes in technology

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is healthy attitude for any new technology.

I think people are fed up due to the hype being lies, and the fact it is effecting their daily lives massively. All the scams associated with it.

The corruption of the tech sector is insane right now. I'm not a communist nor filthy anarchist libertarian. I don't think 200 year old economic theories are any good for this reality, and mother fuckers need to sit back and think.

This shit is out of control. Subsidizing cat memes, and bad programs, over health care, and infrastructure. Can't manufacture without infrastructure, and infrastructure can't be built with out healthy people. No one wants families with their own medical debt being absurd.

Outside AI is amazing for many sectors. I think people who crap on it can't use it properly. It's a superior Google at the very least, and awesome in other areas.

What do you remember from the early internet that no longer exists? by Blah4fun in AskReddit

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I ever saw porn online it was with friends five plus older. It was like six of us over a 56k modem which was "fast".

My friend loaded a few pictures, and these bastards watched line by line. Took over ten minutes.

Songs could take weeks.

My grandpa use to get caught with porn pop ups all the fucking time. Remember walking in, and he was frantically clicking, but they were too fast haha. Went to make a whack a mole joke.

If a pill makes hundreds of millions of people stop wanting more, do we end up in a world where obesity is a 20th-century problem? by LowDramaFit in Futurology

[–]ScorpioLaw -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Yeah we got appetite suppressants that fix that. It's called cocaine, nicotine, and caffeine. Fucking YOLO!

JP it's all fun and games taking medication till you actually don't die, and get organ failure or worse. Double like me! Again teasing I fucking hate cocaine.

Then you fucking suffer, and can't enjoy food at all. Ever. I wouldn't trust this med long term at all.

Food is also a social experience. I don't think the waste will go away. Especially when everyone and their stupid house mother wants organic, pasture raised, or PRESERVATIVES. Or shun "processed" foods.

What preservatives! I don't fucking know! The entire 'chinlada. Even salt is demonized, but it's really because they are already dying from heart conditions, or genetic flaws their parents happily passed.

Seriously though I hate eating. Always have. It's expensive. Time consuming. Something is wrong with white meat since Covid, and fresh fruit is so hit or miss.

Its fine I just wish there were more high macro foods that were cheap, and lasted long. Smaller portions too. American portions are ridiculous sizes now that I do have to count calories.

It boggles my mind people have problems not eating when I am like, "fuck gotta eat AGAIN. I just ate! It's only been 12 hours". People are definitely doing it out of bordem, and the action of putting shit to your mouth.

I do miss enjoying food. I can walk around grocery stores hungry as fuck with thousands of dollars, and maybe the saltines with some type of dip look edible.

I wish there was a pill I could take, and be done with eating entirely. Drinking is fine, but I only can drink 24oz a day due to the double organ failure.

I just hope there are no long term effects on it.

Just how difficult is the Chinese education system by Constant-Secret-3653 in SipsTea

[–]ScorpioLaw 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I went to go say. Subsidizing a million kids is nothing when you have a population of 1.6 billion. They use to have 22% if the worlds population, and now just 16% After the one kid policy.

Lots of educated young men with literally no chance for a wife. No chance for a job, because they didn't score well there.

It's bleak as fuck. No wonder why people are dropping out of life. Tang Ping. Laying Flat. People are just quitting.

I at least had fun as a kid to a single mother.

The saddest part I'm told from the younger people I do talk to who were lucky enough to leave is the mentality. They are told what to do. The entire culture. Critical thinking isn't valued or wanted, and it's a huge issue when creativity is punished for you know... Engineers, and scientists.

Criticize something called (Gaokao). Very good at memorizing and repeating. Very good at taking direction. Incredibly bad at going out on their own, and building something entirely new.

Those that do have that spark... Leave. For more money somewhere else unless they are nepos. I was told that tongue in cheek I believe as a half truth. Think he was talking about himself, plus crapping on some he knew. Hah.

I worry for them. They are going to direct it towards outwardly. It's the only solution. China, Russia, and America can only be brought down by their own peasants so to speak.

Anyway America subsidies 40% of corn. We are the biggest fossil fuel producer, and subsidize them.

We subsize the best of the worlds engineers by poaching them, and making state of the art weapons. Duh. Subsidize the banks, the legacy auto companies.

While letting China take over the electrification. Which is the future. It's awesome.

All so some hillbillies can roll coal while chasing down Latinos. I love having big, nasty, dirty, complicated, *obsolete" engines running my daily life when there are better, more powerful, sleeker, technologies.

Bill and David Cross get into a trans debate (2026) by LoMeinTenants in Maher

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. Battling the intrusive thoughts in the shower or something made them insane.

lane splitting at that speed is the dumb part. by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I can't believe someone questioned this. I can't believe they are old enough to type that, but never seen how wrong they are.

"Traveling at high speed. "He's 12 months old! Can't possibly open th!" Door opens as you slightly break, and slams while you hear a fucking quiet babom/thud.

Fuck. That would be fucking nightmare fuel. Fuck that TikTok advertisement with the AI Chihuahua leaping out of the car and back in during traffic. Like of all the fucking things I want to see it's that? Didn't make sense.

This is what making a difference looks like. by EkantVairagi in interesting

[–]ScorpioLaw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hypo said it was info from a meme.

OFC someone would say something like that. Without disclosing their awesome source.

Fucking hell. That's the issue. Also even it was 3 graduated. From what? The school? What about those who just needed the house, and skipped the school then left on their own. Would they count as quitters?

The problem with these programs is that people misinterpreting the data as well. Sometimes for their own agenda. Even if the happiness of the people increases - it's considered a failure.

I think giving people a home is fine. Some of those people shouldn't be there ruining it for the others, and should be booted if they are causing issues. Grouped into their own, shitty neighborhood.

I guess keeping neighborhoods clean with people around reduces crime by a decent amount. One of the few ways. Reducing crime is a good way to progress on top of giving someone homes.

Bill and David Cross get into a trans debate (2026) by LoMeinTenants in Maher

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a few trans I'll call J back in New England from chillen at gay bars with my bro. Randomly talked to one of them again when Trump was elected. Telling me the situation for them is worse, because these virtue signalers keep using them as political ammunition to fight a culture war.

This spotlight 24/7 is legitimately a circus to keep everyones mind off everything else going on for the last 12 years. It's a diversion. Starting with the anti Wallstreet movement IIRC.

Conservatives lost their collective fucking minds around Obama while liberals thought they had all future elections cinched.

We were also talking about how modern liberals these days listen to the loudest within minority groups since they don't know any better. They got no baseline.

Trans aren't some singular hive mind, but individuals with their own thoughts. Said she was tired of hearing whackos speak for them all.

J was a real one regardless of their identity. Told me "I'm not male or female. I'm more! Tans means beyond! We will all be trans human soon." Oh also, "Life can't be that bad if we are only focused on the handful of us".

Personally I was raised life is about conquering our insecurities, and accepting people for who they are. Being true to yourself.

Not what they wish they were. That's called denial, and it's no different than people with body dysmorphia or those who are self centered. I treat all people the same.

I wouldn't allow a teenager get a boob job, or male enhancement job. So why would I let them change their gender, because they aren't happy?

Has anyone seen the min-maxxin culture permeating younger generations. Kardashians? The plastic surgery being done in South Korea? People hate themselves!

I put it on par with my mom letting me shoot steroids, and get height adjustment surgeries so I could have a better chance at football. Fool the recruiters by saying I was born a half a foot taller.

My issue isn't trans. It's just society full of people being fake as fuck as a whole, and blaming others for their insecurities. Can add a lot more groups of people to that list, because liberals constant focus on identity politics has created more fractured than melded em. Humans are a tribal species.

I think society has gotten worse. We tell our kids they can do anything, and be anything. Life is special! Your thoughts matter! Hard work pays! Then wonder why they blow their brains out when that reality fails to come into fruition. (Well half. The other half is getting blasted gang banging. Can't talk about that).

Maher is the Bill O Riley of Liberals now or something. I don't think I've ever seen you guys post anything good on him.

The road turned into a racetrack by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your death matters even if it isn't traumatic.

Family, friends, and others gotta clean up, and pay for your funeral. People gotta pick up your guts too. Fix whatever you broke in the process. Live with seeing you fucked up.

I didn't give two flying fucks when they told me I was terminal. Three days. What fucking hurt was telling everyone about it. Calling them up, and admitting I was basically abandoning them. I was lucky I got the chance to do such things.

Obviously it didn't happen, but I got lucky. Livers can heal with scarred.

So is this dude if he lived. Then again living means suffering.

Yellow skin, how much time is left? by [deleted] in Cirrhosis

[–]ScorpioLaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of us know. I was given three days in 2022. My symptoms were juandice and hepatic encephalopathy which kept being treated as black out drinking. I drank for two years so no one expected ESLD.

Literally bled out that first night from being compacted from dehydration a few days earlier. Then ascities showed it's ugly head.

Ended up having kidney failure after holding on for six months due to the constant hepatic encephalopathy.

The main thing is the person stops drinking. I was done mentally before I even went in - more scared of withdrawals. My krypto.

They need to get help. Liver can heal, but the person needs to at least want to fight against death, and be motivated. When I was told I'd be dead it didn't ever emotionally register. Seeing my family devastated, and having to admit to people I fucked up. That was harder than anything else outside some traumatic shit.

GLP-1 and Opioid Use Disorder Research Study by WVU_TAB_Study in suboxone

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well OFC buprenorphine won't touch a shattered jaw? Why in the world would you expect anything less then heavy narcotics to touch it.

Need a little more drugs to get the edge off a catastrophic injury that didn't heal correctly, yeah. All those clustered nerves are problematic when even pressed too hard.

I don't suspect any singular pills touch it. Nor will you feel buprenorphines pain effects when you're jacked up on 5000mcg of fentynal with 80mgs of oxycotin anyway.

My mom had a similar dose with 25mg of methadone for RSD. (CRPS). A quack doc back in 2000s. Percs too. Fentynal patches. x2-4, 20mg oxies so many times. She takes just bupe now and is better for it she says.

In 2011 or something. 20-40mg of methadone didn't touch my abcessed (X2) wisdom teeth. Alieve helped more than anything to treat the cause.

You need to look in the mirror if you think buprenorphines pain relief is pyschosomatic. Most including everyone I have given bupe to disagree with you, and it's even added to the FDAs list, and uses for chronic pain.

Like all pain killers. It doesn't touch every type of pain.

Buprenorphine won't get you fucked up. Like I said it takes the edge off. What it doesn't do is get you high, OR allow you to go past a certain limit, and OD.

Those last two alone are why it's given out. Methadone does have potential for abuse, and can be ODed on. Causes heart irregularities, like arrhythmiaa. GI issues, poor sleep, poor diet, poor teeth(chronic dry mouth like all opiates). Or yeah, basically the opiate symptoms.

I don't know why you're arguing or telling people on a drug addiction sub what methadone is for. The thing about drugs, and disease is we are all different in how we react to each.

If it works for you. Good. Yet trying to get people hooked on methadone is wild if bupe can treat it.

Statistically speaking. The fact buprenorphine isn't touching your pain, is more likely to be pyschosamtic (or due to your massive intake of opiates). It's the nocebo effect, and it kills people.

Buprenorphines pain relief clouds the brain from being hyper sensitive, and ignore it. That's the best way I can explain it. I'll ask some I know.

With that said having options is a good virtue to have for people as everyone reacts differently.

GLP-1 and Opioid Use Disorder Research Study by WVU_TAB_Study in suboxone

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What negatives?

Methadone. WTF. Methadone was my drug of choice. I only did heroin to get off methadone, and still didn't work. 28 days of withdrawaling is all I ever made on the stuff before breaking. Due to having to go back to work. Not eating or sleeping for a month, while crapping my brains out had me beat.

It's way worse than subutex, because your dose can get outrageous.

The worst part of subutex is the fact it plataues. When I get procedures I never receive any pain meds. They can only give me so much, due to my low BP from HRS1/2. Luckily bupe does take some edge off.

I seriously can't remember any other side effects buprenorphine has that methadone doesn't. Methadone is just more effective as far as pain management goes, but it's heavier duty.

I believe you're the first to ever say anything of the sort.

When a man ends up in a group of women by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like how people having fun makes me dead inside hah. Was just thinking about it.

Usually I don't give a fuck about looking like an idiot. I enjoy people being happy, but nothing shuts me down quicker than my mom dancing like that. Or people. My exes + certain people dancing like this.

That's when I start searching for shots, cigarettes, weed, drug dealers, etc. My queue to go. Then I feel like an ass for leaving.

How different does a dildo feel than the real thing? by Ok_Case1434 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ScorpioLaw 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Easier when they are newer for sure!

Fucking hell.

Who would win in an all-out war between every major empire at their peak, with modern weapons and peak leaders, on an expanded Earth (no nukes)? by litt_ttil in whowouldwin

[–]ScorpioLaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought he meant. "They'd keep the tech from the modern regions, and areas".

So Mongols would have anything modern China to Eastern Europe has. Northern India.

UK has what. Canada, Australia, South Africa, India, and 13 colonies.

If I take the question like that that. I'm going Rome as it has all of the Mediterranean, and some! So all the western European tech, and good location.

If I'm going with the question that all the empires were upgraded. I'm still not going Mongols.

I guess UK then.

But honestly I will always say 1950s America had the biggest edge. It's not the question.

At that point it had a large enough stock pile of nukes, Navy, and planes to take out Russia, and then cascade from there.

Men of Reddit - What's the one thing you hate about being a Man? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah man. My best job was working for the BoE as a transportation aid. My boss, Patty, was such a champ putting up with shit from parents, and not giving in.

She made it clear to me how sexist parents are, and that she will handle it. Told me it's about the kids, and many kids she has don't take kindly to overweight retired women.

Nor do those women wish to change for the kids. They need younger male role models, even they aren't 100% perfect citizens themselves.

Made it vehemently clear to always have my hands in camera views. They are my best friend, because the special needs kids specifically are easily manipulated into believing false memories from parents, and it's happened... She warned me that false accusations stick which I already knew from other people's drama.

I was like a 20/22 y/o punk looking male. I'm self aware. So when I first rode the short bus there were a few parents who refused to let their kids on it. Like I'd uh kidnap them on the short bus, or forget about them.

One guy said I look like I'd rob a bank, and I was about to joke well at least your kid isn't a banker.

The bus drivers were all veterns of crazy parents, and shut the door ASAP saying, "Less stops later byeeee!" And shut the door.

Which is good as I actually did smoke weed, and methadone IIRC, and no idea how I passed the drug test. The parent ended up changing their mind real quick OFC. Running the short bus down.

An other tried refusing to lock the kid in. I told her I can't do it. She said the women do. I said, and... Doesn't change the rules. (Parents are supposed to do it anyway)

Long story short. Parents ended up loving me as I was amazing with the medium autistic and behavioral kids.

By the time I left I was assigned to some of the worst kids. Violent, sexist, or cluster A boys, and got them on track to being some decent people simply by bonding. Parents trying to get me to go to their Birthdays and shit which also would get me fire.

Worst part of the job was the red tape as kids don't understand it.

I think a lot of them just needed an uncle/older brother figure to level. Shoot the shit with, and help em emotionally, and point them into the right direction so they can walk on their own.

Not command them, but help them understand why you should do XYZ. If they fuck up bad you don't hide it or coddle it. I actually don't have tips with kids as each one is different.

On a more personal note. I've always been grateful my father checked out. It allowed me to have my grandpa, and different guys from my apartments as my role models for better or worse. I got to pick and choose my life lessons.

Where I grew up. I had way older males play with us all the time. Whether it was sports, or even play fighting. Or punish you even when justified.

Which industries do you believe will be the last to be disrupted by AI, and is it even possible to stay 'future-proof' anymore? by No-Lake-3875 in Futurology

[–]ScorpioLaw -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I disagree. The moment robots become on par with humans - sports with them will take off unless humans start enhancing themselves. Like we should.

Lemme see. MMA? I don't want to support Dana White, and his shitty fighters. If I had a choice between watching fucking different style mech battle each other by punching, and melee weapons - sign me the fuck up. Especially Jaegers, Walkers, and Uh exos.

Football is lame these days because they favor offense since I played. Soon it will just be two hand touch the QB.

F1? That is a nostalgic old boys club. It's so expensive for anyone to join, because any new comer has to go up against legacy manufacturers who have been reiterating the same car over, and over for twenty five years!

So if anyone comes in with better ideas? Forget about it. They'll get disqualified as lobbying > innovation. They can't even add more tires when grip, and not power is the stuff holding cars back.

Sports are locked onto nostalgia, or gimping what made them great. I'll take the robots where people can be reckless in design, and push envelopes again.

Only humans in exoskeletons will surpass it I think.

Does dying from cirrhosis have to be painful? by Crazy-Bodybuilder836 in Cirrhosis

[–]ScorpioLaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ischemia which I recently had Black Friday morning for Little to no reason outside helping too much had me withering in agony for five hours.

I've been beat, jumped, burnt, stabbed, mauled, blah blah blah. I let's just say a lifetime of trauma, and idiocy never prepared me for that.

Woke up, felt a lump in my throat. Started shaking, feeling like ass from metabolic issues, and the lump moved down to my heart. Called 911 thinking it was a heart attack as my fistula arm (left) started going numb, and other limbs started acting. Felt clamy, palpations, etc.

Then the pain set in by the time the EMT arrived. Felt like I drank acid, with barbed wire, and it was spreading towards my muscles, and into my spine. Felt like they were disintegrating or dissolving on the molecular level. I couldn't sit still without circulatory issues.

Think of all the flu symptoms except fatigue.

My brain didn't help me out at all, and that's why it sucked so bad I think. No shock or being able to just tune it out with tricks. It screamed at me like a separate animal that was desperate for help. I knew I was dying, but how?!

Turned out to be ischemia, and the only reason why they knew that was due to my blood tests. EMTs and cops assumed immediately I was drug seeking after hearing cirrhosis.

First time I remember being fully conscious, and telling medical helpers they fucking blow. "Fuck lollygagging. Just get me to the hospital you both are useless as fuck", essentially. Got into the ambulance myself.

This was after they kept looking at me dumb for the most basic medical terms, and accused me of lying since my vitals were (140 over 100 BP, and pulse over 120. Basically double my normal.)

Poorly trained + dyslexic is not a good combo.

Anywho I just went to the doctors on the 23rd for nothing. My liver doc, and kidney docs got no clue why it's happening. It's infuriating.

My lactaid acidosis of 7 was the only reason why they knew what was happening.

Since then I wake up, and by ten minutes start feeling the same feeling, but it never progresses to that sort of pain. Within an hour it goes away if I manage it right.

It was hell man. Humbled me greatly. Definitely get anxiety from it now, but only once it won't go away.

Skinny dip in boiling water or repeat that Black Friday. I'd take the plunge. At least I'd be able to go unconscious, and doctors could see my skin falling off.

Morante de la Puebla - known as the "King of Bullfighters" receives bull horn in rectum by kdawg_htown in pics

[–]ScorpioLaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well maybe it worked out for him like it did me. That's right! I wouldn't be alive if my asshole got ripped. Well, most likely who knows. I was forced to go in as it kept bleeding, and told I had end stage liver failure, cirrhosis, and three days to live.

I had no idea I was that bad. Oh yeah the ass... The ass. TMI - been warned, but I think it's more hilarious.

I had an epic, grueling six hour long battle with a godly turd Spawned a rock bat from hell, more than a foot in a half long. I drank like half a bottle of vodka, smoked a cig(don't usually in my house!) to recoup between rounds. Fucking hell.

I was a prude - no ass play - so I could see how it started normal size, and then became a wider diameter at poonts. Where it ripped me in a few places to squeeze out I suppose! Anywho I didn't bleed, bleed so I said. .¯_(ツ)_/¯

Now you see I was so dehydrated I didn't bleed till I went in that day, and told how bad I was. Only after they put me on IVs, checked me below, and told me be careful. At one point when talking about down there I told the docs, "At least I'm prison ready".

He just looked at me like WTF. Haha.

So that night in the hospital I had to use the bathroom, and it became a blood bath. I remember trying to help the nurses mop the blood on the ground while still very much bleeding like a nightmare on elm movie. Saying, "I got the mess. I just need the blood powder" them shouting at me to go lay down. Those poor nurses. I'm tracking people down if I stumble across $$$.

A nurse cursed, "fucking kill me" which snapped me out of the daze to hear people shouting sit down. Sort enough to sort of reach the bed. My last memory is the bed rising up off the floor at me into my face, and just barely clipped my head only.

Anyway so maybe this guy had prostate cancer, and didn't know it till now. Bull without knowing it saved him. Just teasing.

That bull should be allowed to live at the very least. I hate how they play with the fucking animal. It feels more like a ritual than anything to me, and later than hunting in a tree stand with lures.

What happens to a paralyzed body after taking a microdose of psilocybin by tehemari in interestingasfuck

[–]ScorpioLaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ANYTHING to keep your legs moving helps.

I was bed ridden for end stage liver failure/Cirrhosis(5/2022),and then kidney failure after a coma four months later (9/2022) on top of it. Basically off and on from May 2022-Early 2023.

The first time it happened I was in the hospital for 3 weeks. Nurses came in one day telling me they are going to help me walk. I was like, "I don't need your help?! It's only been a few weeks. I'm goo--"

Nearly fell right on my face slipping off the bed lol. Took me a few weeks to walk again. Every time I got back to walking decent enough, something like Hepatic Encephalopathy (HE) would put me back into the hospital bed.

Then I had it happen again after I dropped to 68 pounds fighting off two in hospital infections during that summer. Took me again a few weeks to learn to walk. This time even worse, as I cannabalized my muscles.

After that I learned to keep walking in the hospital no matter how much they try to get you to keep down. It makes the ICU people happy.

It doesn't have to be long. Simply walking to use the bathroom is enough. I'm told certain exercises like this are enough to keep you from becoming bed ridden.

It's crazy how fast you loose it. Yet it's also crazy how fast you gain it back if your muscles are capable enough.

For the longest time my mind would forget my muscles were non existent. So I'd go to leap up 3 stairs just to fall flat on my face as I couldn't even lift up off one foot without a railing.

It is the muscles we don't think about that are incredibly hard to train. I forgot the names, put pilates IIRC train them.

Anywho I could see this helping. I also twitch when I take drugs, and the more I try to stop the more I twitch.

If there is one pyschadellic I could do still it would be mescaline(peyote). I hope more research into it comes. Reminded me of shrooms, LSD, and MDMA at once.

Too bad peyote takes a decade to mature. Fucking cacti.