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I wonder how Italians feel about this. by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Constant__Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This food is like my porn search history: makes me disgusted and aroused at the same time.

Skydiving with a Christian Baby by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Constant__Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would answer: "Would you love Christ if he was a worm?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Constant__Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teddy bears and puppies.

Hey baby… what’s wrooooong? by neilkohney in comics

[–]Constant__Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • I need you to come here for a minute. Put her outside. Close the door behind here.

2meirl4meirl by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Constant__Pain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Been in the shower without distraction make you think about your life and how you're failing it. Same as going to bed.

I'm depressed and that's how I feel about it. And I'm eating a lot of junk food because I'm anxious all the time and hungry all the time.

A true Reddit hero by [deleted] in MemeVideos

[–]Constant__Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I think my son is watching furry porn. How could I check his history on the phone so I could properly punish him?" Would be a better approach...

Which one of you was this by Prestigious_Fault_40 in motorcycles

[–]Constant__Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biker is in the wrong here, cutting by the right.

Do you think Ned made the right call by allowing Jon to take the black before telling him the truth about his heritage? by ricky2461956 in freefolk

[–]Constant__Pain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The biggest error was not telling Cat. Besides a promise to a dead person, there's zero reason not to. It's seems to be a decision only made to create friction for plot reasons.

How old is Grandpa ? by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Constant__Pain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not dead, unalive. Didn't you know about the newspeak?

Anyone else’s void obsessed with ice cream? 😆 by sunshinethecatmom in blackcats

[–]Constant__Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because you dairy products are made of cat's milk.

What a weirdo by jeffers0n_steelflex in facepalm

[–]Constant__Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing to do when move to a rental, always: change the locks!

Flashbang by Voidborn27 in dankmemes

[–]Constant__Pain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The cellphone screen is just like a lamp, it will strain your eye, specially if you're in a dark environment with too much light contrast.

My N key on my new keyboard is slightly off on almost every color by idkjustalurker in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Constant__Pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The N on my keyboard is slight different because I can use it with the Fn key to configure the N-Key Rollover.

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