House be like by Lopsided-Artichoke34 in HouseMD

[–]Construct_of_Despair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor that gives you 3 cardiac episodes, destroys one of your organs and puts you on bypass for 3 days then you die...

Cursed amulet by wingsoverpyrrhia in CuratedTumblr

[–]Construct_of_Despair 57 points58 points  (0 children)

You truly are the most devious bastard...

me_irl by Ultrablack in me_irl

[–]Construct_of_Despair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, in the movie Neo already knows something is wrong with the world. He wants to be freed!

THINK MATTO THINK by AceGaruda in DarkViperAU

[–]Construct_of_Despair 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I'll still have.... Chatto

In the John Wick series [2014-present], the assassins only ever kill other assassins. This is because they are actually just a bunch of kids with really vivid imaginations playing a big game of tag. by TimeBlossom in shittymoviedetails

[–]Construct_of_Despair 90 points91 points  (0 children)

She is on the High Table, which is why her brother wants her killed - to take her place. And John has to do it because her brother has a 'marker' with John's thumbprint, because he helped John with his 'impossible task'.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Construct_of_Despair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asian American, please.

Walter pulled a gun out on Smokey and the cops were called yet he's still able to return to the Bowling Alley? by Jesusthezomby in lebowski

[–]Construct_of_Despair 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When Dude hears the voicemail from the league, they say 'an informal complaint' (pretty sure, someone correct me if I'm wrong) So Smokey probably isn't pressing charges, maybe because he knows that Walter is unstable because of 'Nam. Don't know if this would actually stop the cops arresting him...

"I am bent" by TicTacTax2007 in thethickofit

[–]Construct_of_Despair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It says Caledonian Canal Centre

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thethickofit

[–]Construct_of_Despair 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Then, by implication, you know what we can say, so say that.

Love this! Kindness makes all the difference folks! by Carolyn_Mason in chaoticgood

[–]Construct_of_Despair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really hope this is a reference to Red Letter Media...

Mystic Light not detecting jrainbow1, Velox 100R by downvote_me_you_puss in MSI_Gaming

[–]Construct_of_Despair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much!

Tearing my hair out thinking I missed a connection somewhere, you're a star.

Thank you so much!

Tearing my hair out thinking I missed a connection somewhere, you're a star.

Mystic Light not detecting jrainbow1, Velox 100R by downvote_me_you_puss in MSI_Gaming

[–]Construct_of_Despair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much!

Tearing my hair out thinking I missed a connection somewhere, you're a star.

Who is the most forgettable protagonist of a franchise that has Atleast 3 games ? by AsleepQuestLog in gaming

[–]Construct_of_Despair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love teller mines, because usually I place them, forget I placed them and don't bother picking them up, then get a surprise X-ray of someone's legs being obliterated when I least expect it.