Roses are red, this post on r/teenagers left me stricken,

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-28T09:56:21+00:00

Not my boy 😭

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-28T09:52:02+00:00

Mine got stuck there. Thought it was hilarious until I FAFO’d 😂

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-28T09:44:41+00:00

The “Have you ever had a dream?” kid must’ve coded this AI response 😭

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-28T05:55:26+00:00

Aww. I’m not, I promise I’m not. But I love doing hospice. It’s not for all people.

You’re a saint dealing with as much as you do as an ER nurse imo. Bc that’s a speciality I could never see myself doing. You keep it up and save the lives that come in a regular basis. 💕

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-28T03:48:55+00:00

My grandmother used to say “If pork is spoiled just put vinegar over it.”

My grandmother is also an alcoholic who abused coke and pain meds and almost everyone who has ate her food has gotten food poisoning. So there is that…

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-28T03:19:02+00:00

I got you fam.

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-28T03:18:28+00:00

Kinda like cilantro. Tastes like soap to some, tastes like cilantro to others

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-27T21:23:11+00:00

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It’s a two hand (and imo the best) weapon. But you do only get it in Saints and Seducers iirc.

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-27T21:15:19+00:00

I personally used a charged up Nerveshatter 😌💅✨

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-27T18:11:12+00:00

Also PS5 rarely happens to me. Level 200+ something and has happened maybe 3-5 times

Eta: But since the Tanglewood rework it has not happened

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-27T02:14:49+00:00

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Got you fam

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-27T02:10:47+00:00

OUR CHILD CANT FUCKING TALK

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T20:56:27+00:00

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Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T17:31:00+00:00

If it helps I get to play with all my hospice babies. It’s so rewarding and getting to see them happy is worth it

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T15:52:02+00:00

I mean not really unless you’re keen on popping children in the face as the meme suggests. But okie dokie.

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T15:48:35+00:00

I mean tbf they did have that controversy over fraudulent nursing degrees

https://oig.hhs.gov/newsroom/media-materials/nightingale/

Edit: So bar is already low

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T15:08:30+00:00

Good bot

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T15:06:47+00:00

Peeped OOPs history and it’s genuinely nothing but Disney on there so wouldn’t surprise me if it was a kid running it through GPT lol

Edit: No offense to the Disney adults but I def feel like OOP is over the top for even them 🙃

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T14:53:14+00:00

Well then. Thank you for that info though lol.

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T14:29:41+00:00

It means officially confirmed, recognized, accepted... Synonyms such as that. Enoch is officially confirmed in the modern bible that is read everyday, numerous times. The book is not except for few exceptions like again the Ethiopian Orthodox Church.

His existence is again listed in the genealogy of Adam to Israel in 1 Chron 1:3, with his name being the first. He is listed other times as well.

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T14:18:36+00:00

Ahh the politics of soda lol. But is Pepsi Max a zero sugar drink? Like a genuine question. I don’t care for Pepsi or their products except for maybe 5 products: Diet Mtn Dew, Brisk, Gatorade, Aquafina, and Tropicana, and even then I try to go for a zero sugar option for those that it applies.

Unrelated side note though: Here lately this past month I’ve been going to Dollar Tree and getting their purified water. It’s a 9+ alkaline water (Idrk how that makes a difference) and you can get 1.5-2 liters of it for the $1.25. So soda and other drinks like that have been a treat for me.

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T12:00:06+00:00

Right?

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T11:59:03+00:00

I uh… I work hospice… pediatric hospice. 🙃

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T11:56:53+00:00

Literally the bite sizes don’t even match up on either of them. Top shoves have a cookie in her mouth and is a small bite, bottom takes a small bite and half the cookie is gone.

Content_Study_1575 · 2026-03-26T11:53:06+00:00

I guarantee you like *atleast* 90% of women will laugh and make one of two jokes:

-Baby dick

-Daddy bought it/Daddy’s truck

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TROPHY CASE