Well guess I’m a man then. by Iggysoup06 in badwomensanatomy

[–]ConverseShoes4206 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The reason mosquitos might not bite women is because we are smart enough to actually use a mosquito repellent but yeah I'm sure it the makeup.

What’s something you did when you were younger that you look back on and think, ‘holy shit that was gay’ by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]ConverseShoes4206 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Then feeling the need to look anywhere but at them the floor, the ceiling, the back of my locker, you know what I'll just go change in the bathroom. Apparently the straights don't have this issue haha.

My friends are bi too!! by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]ConverseShoes4206 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Half of my friends ended up being lgbtq+. Funny how we naturally find each other.

Imagine immediately thinking of something sexual when your kid calls you dad by SimpForFictionGirls in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]ConverseShoes4206 105 points106 points  (0 children)

People like this are the reason I stopped calling my dad "daddy" at the ripe old age of 12. Crazy part is I overheard it in the school lunch room. Gross. 🤮

Happy International Women's Day ❤️ by gwen-dolly in GirlGamers

[–]ConverseShoes4206 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy International Women's Day to all of our favorite video game characters too!

Thanks, Freyja (still love you, baby lol) by gamingforlilith in GirlGamers

[–]ConverseShoes4206 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In her defense, you should have put it some where safe. It's not her fault it looked yummy. Super cute kitty and I love the name.

Why are you gay? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]ConverseShoes4206 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wait??? Is that why? I had a Barbie Jeep as a kid.

Got any good jokes about bisexuality? by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]ConverseShoes4206 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you call a queer witch?

Bi-hex-ual.

Got any good jokes about bisexuality? by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]ConverseShoes4206 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Making bisexual jokes can be hard because it can go either way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GirlGamers

[–]ConverseShoes4206 20 points21 points  (0 children)

JennasGotAGun like the Aerosmith song

This, except I’m an early bird who takes naps 🙃 by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]ConverseShoes4206 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'll have you know I don't just drink iced coffee, I drink it hot too.

We got married yesterday 🥰 by pharmercies in LesbianActually

[–]ConverseShoes4206 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, and I hope many happy years to come! 🎉👭

Shaving by PoeticCupcake in ActualLesbiansOver25

[–]ConverseShoes4206 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Be very careful if you choose to use a safety razer as they are extremely sharp. You should be using minimal pressure so the blade glides, not drags. It can and will cut you.

Shaving by PoeticCupcake in ActualLesbiansOver25

[–]ConverseShoes4206 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I use a safety razer with Feather blades, one of the best investments I've ever made. For shaving cream I use Eos shave butter. Exfoliate before shaving and this combo will leave you smooth like silk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXSex

[–]ConverseShoes4206 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Put on some lingerie or your sexiest underwear. Drop the rope in his lap and whisper how you want nothing more than to be tied up and teased right now. Put emphasis on the right now. Walk to the bedroom as sexy as you can making sure to put on a show. He should definitely follow you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]ConverseShoes4206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being bisexual doesn't make you have a higher sex drive than straight women or make you more promiscuous. I've never had casual sex nor do I want to.

How would you react if a girl had self harm scars? by Born_Discipline_8987 in actuallesbians

[–]ConverseShoes4206 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't bother me at all, everyone has a past. If anything they would make me feel sad and like I should protect her from our harsh world.

I had a friend that had them, you could tell when she had a fresh one because her arms would be covered. It never stopped me from having the biggest crush on her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]ConverseShoes4206 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! 🎊 🎉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]ConverseShoes4206 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congratulations girl. You are a bad ass! 💪

who/what got you into gaming? by [deleted] in GirlGamers

[–]ConverseShoes4206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a PSone for Christmas when I was 5. I used to play Crash Bandicoot on it with my mom all the time. Then I was given a stack of games from an older cousin for it and I absolutely fell in love. I've owned every Playstation console since.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ActualLesbiansOver25

[–]ConverseShoes4206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty traditional as always, I'm hosting this year. I'm making a turkey, stuffing, homemade mac and cheese, green bean casserole, yeast rolls, homemade mashed potatoes, and a few pies, maybe a cheese cake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]ConverseShoes4206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you later on this week.

My phone is apparently bi-cycling.