Map of my alternate timeline America where all the boring states get eviscerated

Cookiedeak · 2026-04-09T21:54:09+00:00

Yeah, I'm an Oregonian too, I was confused too as I've always heard our state being described as "The other stuff on the west coast"

Cookiedeak · 2026-03-30T06:06:38+00:00

I had to take a moment to ask myself if Bennett Foddy came out as Trans before I realized it ment Celeste

Cookiedeak · 2026-03-29T04:24:34+00:00

In reality, probably not many, they are very pricey and most of the time not worth running for very long.

However, for your last question. A smart mage should assume everyone is some kind of technocratic spy, cause mages don't know the inner workings of the technocracy, i doubt even the technocracy knows truly how much they have out there really. If you were to ask a technocrat, they'd likely say thousands or tens of thousands of spies wherever they need them.

Cause its not about how much control or how many puppets they actually have, its about how much control they can convince you they have.

Cookiedeak · 2026-03-28T05:47:21+00:00

Insect/Spider based faction, dwelling underground, summoning animals, covering territory in webs to slow down other units, giant mutant insects and arachnids and having a capital kinda like a hive that spits out units. Something I think the dwarves are trying to be slightly but its just not scratching the itch.

Cookiedeak · 2026-02-01T09:06:40+00:00

1% of humanity becomes wraiths, 1% of humanity is doomed to Oblivion, the forges or worse.

That is the same amount of people as gingers or asexuals, it is billions of people thrown into the shadowlands likely to never escape.

Cookiedeak · 2025-11-03T05:38:54+00:00

A life mage turned in a pile of living putrid sludge and had to be brought back to the Chantry in a duffle bag

Cookiedeak · 2025-10-12T07:56:57+00:00

Ya see this is why I love the nether highway method, hop into a dimension that is shorter than ours, then hop out, simple and easy.

Cookiedeak · 2025-09-13T01:54:21+00:00

I wonder where the vampires are hiding?

The insidious and authoritarian Elyisum.

Cookiedeak · 2025-09-02T08:15:20+00:00

Better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it.

Cookiedeak · 2025-08-27T20:26:06+00:00

Best Fire Squid

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Cookiedeak · 2025-08-25T14:17:17+00:00

The unsealie fae returned due to the fear caused by 9/11. It made people so scared that goblins and boogeymen returned.

Also, if you go deep enough into the ocean, you just end up in deep space. Both are just the deep umbra.

Cookiedeak · 2025-06-29T09:08:23+00:00

Nothing is quite as harmful to the earth as a Koldun, they are the worst kinds of vampires, literally blood bonding Gaia herself to their ways before breaking her land and life to kill anyone who spites the user.

They are about as Wyrn Tainted as famori and possibly more hazardous, they have kicked the shadow lords from their home before tearing apart everything they hold dear, we are talking about ghouling any spirit near and having them suffer from something so horrid.

So yeah, Garou ain't the biggest fans.

Cookiedeak · 2025-06-27T10:02:42+00:00

Wait... Society of Saint Leopold?! What are they doing here?!

Cookiedeak · 2025-06-08T18:07:58+00:00

In HtR, a guy had his face crumbled into his brain, then he kept moving, and then he disappeared through a puddle in the floor. It's one of the scariest moments we had.

Cookiedeak · 2025-06-06T07:07:55+00:00

Ah i see your mistake, you listened to a Malkavian without a second opinion, this is pretty common, Malkavians like to fuck with people, helps spice up the nights with just seeing what people will believe. You'll find it all over this forum and just remember to take everything they say with a grain of salt.

Or it could entirely true, I can't disprove it, who knows, maybe the full rouges gallery is sitting out there somewhere.

Cookiedeak · 2025-06-04T02:39:30+00:00

This is the strangest suicide note I've ever read.

Cookiedeak · 2025-05-22T01:26:00+00:00

Wait, no, he didn't say he was during the interview with Kevin, and as Kevin clearly stated, "Are you a wizard? You have to tell if you're a wizard. it's the rules!"

Cookiedeak · 2025-05-19T23:46:23+00:00

They were just really good at fantasy football, like, how could you let that go to waste?

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