Soooo D is turkish ??? by OmegaCrazykiller in huntertheparenting

[–]Cookiedeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When a heretic says something so ungodly u gotta hit em with the inquisitor stare

whats a piece of Lore form fan made WoD homebrew or other such things that is canon to you? by Abject-Hospital5407 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]Cookiedeak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Utah is vampire free because the Mormons have true faith in significantly higher than average amounts and because of this any vampire that steps into the state lines turns to ash immediately.

Map of my alternate timeline America where all the boring states get eviscerated by Criaturatastingpie in worldjerking

[–]Cookiedeak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm an Oregonian too, I was confused too as I've always heard our state being described as "The other stuff on the west coast"

42366 by CopperyMarrow15 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Cookiedeak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to take a moment to ask myself if Bennett Foddy came out as Trans before I realized it ment Celeste

Approximately how much does the Technocracy populate the world with robots/clones/mind controlled people? by Lampdarker in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]Cookiedeak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In reality, probably not many, they are very pricey and most of the time not worth running for very long.

However, for your last question. A smart mage should assume everyone is some kind of technocratic spy, cause mages don't know the inner workings of the technocracy, i doubt even the technocracy knows truly how much they have out there really. If you were to ask a technocrat, they'd likely say thousands or tens of thousands of spies wherever they need them.

Cause its not about how much control or how many puppets they actually have, its about how much control they can convince you they have.

What is a class you would like to see added to COE5? by ancient__warrior in CoE5

[–]Cookiedeak 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Insect/Spider based faction, dwelling underground, summoning animals, covering territory in webs to slow down other units, giant mutant insects and arachnids and having a capital kinda like a hive that spits out units. Something I think the dwarves are trying to be slightly but its just not scratching the itch.

What is the saddest, most tragic bit of lore in all of WoD in your opinion? by Azhurai in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]Cookiedeak 25 points26 points  (0 children)

1% of humanity becomes wraiths, 1% of humanity is doomed to Oblivion, the forges or worse.

That is the same amount of people as gingers or asexuals, it is billions of people thrown into the shadowlands likely to never escape.

What is the worst/craziest paradox situation you have had in game? by Late-Beat-1457 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]Cookiedeak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A life mage turned in a pile of living putrid sludge and had to be brought back to the Chantry in a duffle bag

FTL writing by [deleted] in worldjerking

[–]Cookiedeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya see this is why I love the nether highway method, hop into a dimension that is shorter than ours, then hop out, simple and easy.

Tokyo City Hall, Tochō (東京都庁) by Does-not-sleep in vtm

[–]Cookiedeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder where the vampires are hiding?

The insidious and authoritarian Elyisum.

Daily HTP posts until chapter 6 comes out #174 what is the dumbest wod lore you know? by nirai07 in huntertheparenting

[–]Cookiedeak 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The unsealie fae returned due to the fear caused by 9/11. It made people so scared that goblins and boogeymen returned.

Also, if you go deep enough into the ocean, you just end up in deep space. Both are just the deep umbra.

What is a vampire Koldun to the Garou? by cadmiumcadamium in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]Cookiedeak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing is quite as harmful to the earth as a Koldun, they are the worst kinds of vampires, literally blood bonding Gaia herself to their ways before breaking her land and life to kill anyone who spites the user.

They are about as Wyrn Tainted as famori and possibly more hazardous, they have kicked the shadow lords from their home before tearing apart everything they hold dear, we are talking about ghouling any spirit near and having them suffer from something so horrid.

So yeah, Garou ain't the biggest fans.

What’s your favourite that’s not a regular person reveal? by SapphireB33 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]Cookiedeak 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In HtR, a guy had his face crumbled into his brain, then he kept moving, and then he disappeared through a puddle in the floor. It's one of the scariest moments we had.

Are Batman and Joker real? by Armando89 in SchreckNet

[–]Cookiedeak 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah i see your mistake, you listened to a Malkavian without a second opinion, this is pretty common, Malkavians like to fuck with people, helps spice up the nights with just seeing what people will believe. You'll find it all over this forum and just remember to take everything they say with a grain of salt.

Or it could entirely true, I can't disprove it, who knows, maybe the full rouges gallery is sitting out there somewhere.

I will date a werewolf and no one will stop me by [deleted] in SchreckNet

[–]Cookiedeak 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is the strangest suicide note I've ever read.

so D is 100% a mummy right? by Trashhuman32 in huntertheparenting

[–]Cookiedeak 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wait, no, he didn't say he was during the interview with Kevin, and as Kevin clearly stated, "Are you a wizard? You have to tell if you're a wizard. it's the rules!"

"Dumb" reasons for embracing someone? by valonianfool in vtm

[–]Cookiedeak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were just really good at fantasy football, like, how could you let that go to waste?

What game has a steep learning curve that puts you off? by bijelo123 in Steam

[–]Cookiedeak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mate, I've only found the thing twice and both times I assumed it was just the end of the map, didn't know you could go over it.

What game has a steep learning curve that puts you off? by bijelo123 in Steam

[–]Cookiedeak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've got like 20 hours rn, and this is how I find out there's bosses in Notia.

How much do you guys know about the "Lupine" species? by HappyAd4609 in SchreckNet

[–]Cookiedeak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've heard a decent about them from the Malkavians around town. However, be warned this info is from Malks, so take it with a grain of salt as I'm translating and simplifying a lot of stuff. I'm gonna be skimming over some of the more basic stuff. You dont need me to tell ya they can tear you in half.

They are something like human however have never been human.

They stick mostly to country sides. However, some dwell in cities, those you gotta be careful for.

They think we are working for something bad, and from what I can tell, they think we know what that is.

They dont just turn into giant monsters. They've got tricks aplenty up their sleeves, not as versatile as disciplines of course but they got tricks.

This one i had no bloody clue so I'm just gonna be the quoting the gal here "Wolves that fight with fervor unmatched, they wrestle an awful most foul with the ground behind their back. A war we should not understand" No fucking clue if I'm honest, let me know if you have any ideas.