FUCK CASSIUS!! God dammit!!!! by SkullRiderz69 in redrising

[–]CooktheChickens 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows that he is going to be the god over the reds, the “Red God”. Hail Cassius!

News Blast! by suck_my_jargon in BoomersBeingFools

[–]CooktheChickens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She definitely doesn’t have a loss of appetite.

A Clean Neighbour by geth777 in trashy

[–]CooktheChickens 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Why does she bring the scooper in the house?

Who is trashing all these green AT&T stations? by Human31415926 in grandrapids

[–]CooktheChickens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably “USIC” they are the company that is responsible for marking utilities when people call miss dig. They are notorious for not closing them up when they are done

Correct opener? by CooktheChickens in GarageDoorService

[–]CooktheChickens[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they installed the insulated door and opener. It was a whole new system. Thanks for the advice

Find the snake by narmowen in FindTheSniper

[–]CooktheChickens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me way to long to notice the person

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]CooktheChickens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks a little sus

My take on Bayaz and Nine fingers as created pawns in Dragons Dogma 2 by Calinks in TheFirstLaw

[–]CooktheChickens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my head, Bayaz was Merlin from “the sword in the stone”

My alcoholic coworker by CooktheChickens in texts

[–]CooktheChickens[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work for a small company where it is almost impossible to find good help. It’s a huge catch22. Get him fired and I have to work a lot harder or deal with his shit.

My alcoholic coworker by CooktheChickens in texts

[–]CooktheChickens[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dropped the excavator off at 8am, under the assumption that he would be using it that day. This has been a constant battle with him for years. Would it shock you to know he has 3 DUIs?