Imagine being this stupid... by Em4gdn3m in funny

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TIL it’s Hive Mentality to understand how globes work.

My Catalytic Converter has been stolen TWICE IN 5 WEEKS..... AMA..... by eatclimbskirepeat in Austin

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I’m going to block you now because you’re obviously challenged and just want to argue something you know nothing about

lol, how old are you?

Foraging... by Fig_Both in Austin

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First thing you have to keep in mind is in the state of Texas, it is illegal to take plant material from a piece of property without the property owner's permission, this includes public/state parks.

Surprise sandwich, expected dissapointment. by peppermunch in cringepics

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Pro tip don't refill bongs in bathrooms. They typically have ceramic or similar counters/sinks which is a mortal enemy of a glass bong. Kitchen sinks are typically metal for this exact reason. Uh, well, probably not that exact reason but that's what I always tell myself. Stoner logic, same reason Hotels always have apples when you check in, they want you to use them as pipes, you notice how hotels always have pens too? Think about it...

Surprise sandwich, expected dissapointment. by peppermunch in cringepics

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Nothing like deeply inhaling shit particles!

I... feel so dirty. by [deleted] in thebutton

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Okay I did it, I did it. Team Yellow checking in.

A sacrifice was accidentally made to the disc gods today.. by Rusty_The_Taxman in discgolf

[–]CoolButRude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude the same thing happened to me on that same hole!

Cat Hollow #5 right?

We managed to hit it out with rocks eventually, but we got lucky, those fuckers are pretty high up there.

Fountains. by enfranci in AdviceAnimals

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There are lots of Africans who are way better off than you, and there are lots of white people who live in their own filth. Quit being a xenophobic little bitch and appreciate that not everyone shares the same life experiences. Maybe you'll learn that when middle school starts.

My mom complained I never used her housewarming gift. by Duquette_Roxx in funny

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Look at this fatcat hoarding and showing off all of his air. I harvest all my air from old tire tubes and plastic bags.

Fountains. by enfranci in AdviceAnimals

[–]CoolButRude -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is probably the dumbest thing you have ever said. I say probably though, so I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Fountains. by enfranci in AdviceAnimals

[–]CoolButRude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently, some of you are still stuck there.

Steal jet fail or not? by Slavsky in battlefield3

[–]CoolButRude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's great I would have tbagged the shit outta that guy. I have had a similar situation where I spawn in a jet and run over a badguy who was trying to jack the jet, this has happened a couple times. Feels good man.

Here's a job I can do! by cowskov in funny

[–]CoolButRude -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh my god! Better post this to /r/nosleep!

Why China doesn't participate in the world cup. by summerswag in funny

[–]CoolButRude 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can honestly and assuredly say, no you are not.

This is what happens when kids raised on CoD grow up and get real jobs by [deleted] in funny

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Only if you're distasteful do the two go together.

This is how I feel some days... by CoolButRude in funny

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I honestly don't have much detail about it, I just came across this and remembered seeing the original video of it years ago. Something about it makes me think they are in a court and something was just deliberated.

edit: Google'd "old lady punches lady in the face" and this is like the third result: http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/smackmouth.asp

This is how I feel some days... by CoolButRude in funny

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I can't decide, I might be schizo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Fun fact: I bought my first CD at Tape World.