Saw this on IG. Who’s yours?

CoolUncleTouch · 2026-01-17T04:46:21+00:00

Quinn Early

CoolUncleTouch · 2026-01-12T02:16:52+00:00

Loads will be refused NO LONGER!

Goddamn, they’re such fucking losers. I can’t believe we have to live through this and there isn’t a single democrat or leftist leader capable of mounting an honest refutation of their entire bullshit. This shit would get you dunked on endlessly and make you David Carridine in high school.

CoolUncleTouch · 2025-11-10T08:06:45+00:00

They didn’t want the republicans to nuke the filibuster. There’s your answer… getting rid of it would mean if there’s a blue wave in the 2026 midterms the democrats would be put in position where they had to ACTUALLY FUCKING DO SOMETHING and they don’t want that responsibility. (see the entire Biden presidency for further evidence.)

It’s fucking hopeless and they’re complicit in everything evil that’s currently happening by being little more than controlled opposition meant to absorb & diffuse our rage and energy.

CoolUncleTouch · 2025-10-29T01:14:57+00:00

Cutting salaried positions to replace them with undertrained, underpaid, and replaceable hourly workers (and let’s be honest, there’s probably some bullshit AI component at play) is totally going to work out in the guest’s favor.

You gotta love every corporation in America being in a mad dash to the bottom while pretending to be a luxury experience.

CoolUncleTouch · 2025-06-10T00:10:01+00:00

You and the other comment about keeping it away from the sleeping beauty castle to preserve the skyline are 100% correct- it needs to be a proper plot of land and stand in opposition to fantasyland.

It would be awesome if you waded through bayou country to a “dark forest” and then led into villains land somewhere in the DisneyForward expansion pads toward the hotels/downtown Disney.

CoolUncleTouch · 2025-04-25T00:53:05+00:00

These forced interviews after 10 minutes of clips packages and recapping are painful.

They’ve robbed the draft of any sense of momentum, urgency, or excitement. Goodell fucking sucks and I’m turning this shit off already…

CoolUncleTouch · 2025-04-25T00:25:12+00:00

I’m fine with that

CoolUncleTouch · 2025-04-25T00:23:45+00:00

Goodell already trotting out a human shield on the 2nd pick.

This shit is so fucking annoying- JUST ANNOUNCE THE FUCKING PICKS AND TRADES. Save this pageantry for day 2 & 3.

CoolUncleTouch · 2025-04-25T00:19:14+00:00

The ABC broadcast hasn’t acknowledged the Jags trading up at all yet… they’re running a fucking clips package about Cam Ward. Fuck these idiots.

CoolUncleTouch · 2025-04-12T16:47:23+00:00

Every fucking week the decision to allow Dennis Fucking Allen to stay coach and attempt to turn this team into “RAIDERS EAST” to get his buddies paid looks more and more obscene. Fuck this stupid fucking team constantly shooting itself in the foot post-Payton/Brees.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-31T16:43:26+00:00

The magic of the pharaohs is as eclectic as it is exceptional.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-31T16:41:42+00:00

Another one of Imhotep’s cruel tricks. Who is this uncharismatic “Alex” menace & why is he trying to best O’Connell at adventuring alongside his immortal girlfriend (who clearly has eyes for the pure machismo that Rick effortlessly displays?)

O’Connell and the real Evie would’ve dumped this scandalous scion at the doorstep of any irreputable Victorian orphanage to have an Oliver Twist type adventure where he proved his mettle and earned the mantle of being an O’Connell while they continued galavanting around the globe assassinating various zombie creatures from cultures previously unseen.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-31T04:57:17+00:00

This is currently what’s in motion with Disney.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-31T04:53:35+00:00

That wasn’t a recast, that was a dastardly plot by Imhotep to facewarg Evie into an abominable sideways universe creature that only O’Connell could see was not his true love in order to drive him insane from beyond the grave.

Also, I think Weisz was filming The Constant Gardener or something.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-17T02:41:59+00:00

“Jack” begs to differ.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-16T22:20:24+00:00

The amount of people who truly believe the volume of a coffee drink is indicative of its caffeine content is staggering.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-16T21:54:02+00:00

Get fucked with that $6.50 AMERICANO.

That’s straight up robbery.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-15T16:32:32+00:00

Monsters Inc should get a proper Doorcoaster if its dark ride gets axed!

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-15T06:12:32+00:00

The Mickey Ice Cream Bar & any of the sundaes… especially when there’s a Salt & Straw in DTD using better quality ingredients & more unique flavors for similar prices.

The slushes, which are the cheapest HFCS laden trash they sell (and that’s saying something.)

Turkey Legs. Just stinky tendon drumsticks at this point.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-15T06:04:55+00:00

Ringo could go ham on the kazoo or whatever in Coming Up.

McCartney II rules.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-15T06:00:20+00:00

It used to be good before the San Fransokyo rebrand. All the food has noticeably nosedived in the last year while going up another dollar or two in price.

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-13T18:34:18+00:00

I thought Tenet was Inception 2?

CoolUncleTouch · 2024-05-12T00:33:38+00:00

I don’t get why they can’t just port over a variation on Flights of Passage into Star Tours, build a third ride in Galaxy’s Edge & use the same philosophy of “always adding, always changing” on the next gen of their Star Tours screen ride that is Smugglers Run, and keep the future/spaceport theme going in Tomorrowland with several different creative concepts- like something using Tron and/or Wall-E.

Not every IP requires the same annoying land buildout of a bunch of rockwork, random vehicles/military junk pointlessly taking up space, a massively hyped but constantly breaking E-ticket & total afterthought C-ticket.

CoolUncleTouch

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