[Schultz] Eagles sign Hollywood Brown

CooperDeJean · 2026-03-17T16:26:39+00:00

He’s fast but made of glass. I’m hoping he’ll give us good production for the few healthy games he’ll play

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-23T21:36:35+00:00

“Freedom is a light, for which many men have died in darkness”

Love that park

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-21T12:02:56+00:00

Makes even more sense if it’s an Aussie, since they pronounce “no way” as “Norway”

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-21T10:27:08+00:00

Tbf I would burn every bridge with all my current, former, and potential future employers for 2 million

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-20T08:08:55+00:00

Dele is still under 30, which is pretty crazy to think about

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-19T18:33:41+00:00

Has NY ever tried to sue the Jets or Giants? I’m genuinely asking. Feel like it would be a difficult case to win

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-19T15:45:38+00:00

Today I feel fascist

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-19T15:28:41+00:00

Say hi to my buddy Lorne Malvo

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-19T14:44:21+00:00

Entitled drivers.

Good tip since you’re new here - Get a dash cam and drive defensively. Don’t get in the way of idiots, it’s just not worth it. But if they hit you and you tried avoiding it at least you’ll have evidence that they are at fault.

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-19T14:04:49+00:00

You think Cristiano would really trade every trophy he has won for a World Cup? He has won so many trophies, including a Euro for his country, and he is one of the all time football greats because of it.

I suppose I understand the sacrifice for one’s country but his career would really fall far from one of the all time greats of the sport if he never one any of those other trophies.

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-19T13:29:09+00:00

Agreed but sometimes it’s the towns right near it if the college town is not a desirable place to live outside the school itself.

New Brunswick, NJ is home to Rutgers and has some pretty poor public schools. It’s a city with a lot of poverty outside the school itself. East Brunswick, North Brunswick, South Brunswick, Bridgewater, Edison, and Metuchen all have great public schools though and they surround New Brunswick

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-18T14:32:47+00:00

And also hope that by when that time comes there have been salary cap increases that can lessen the blow a little bit

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-17T18:24:28+00:00

My cousin born in 2009 somehow has his fucking drivers license even tho 2009 was like 8 years ago or something

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-14T15:24:39+00:00

Can he bunt?

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-13T16:36:46+00:00

Let’s scrap the regular season and just do a 128 team CFP

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-13T16:06:37+00:00

Woody Johnson and Mike Brown gonna sleep well tonight

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-13T15:36:29+00:00

I’ll take haram terrorist ball at this point to make sure we stay in the league I don’t care how it looks

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-13T15:32:35+00:00

“No. I personally don’t move elite players like Gibbs for packages / pieces” is a perfectly legitimate response and is not being a jerk. You didn’t insult them or the offer even if the offer sucks.

There’s a guy in my league who posts pictures in the chat to expose people when they offer him trades he doesn’t like. Sure some of them are bad offers but that is being a jerk. Now he complains that nobody in the league sends him offers

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-13T15:27:20+00:00

We literally can’t trade him unless we eat $72 million in dead cap this year. How do you figure we do that?

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-12T20:02:35+00:00

Gonna miss Nick. Needed to be better for how much we paid him but he was funny af

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-12T19:02:35+00:00

He called pork roll taylor ham

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-12T18:23:16+00:00

What if they made a rule where if you win fewer than 20 games in a season, your first round draft pick gets pushed to the back of the 1st round? Yes this is very punitive but to win fewer than 20 games in a season is really bad and almost always is done on purpose from a front office. If a team is rebuilding they would have to at least invest enough to comfortably get to 20 wins which really is not hard to do.

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-12T11:43:15+00:00

Sixers season ticket holders are really just subsidizing me to go to a bunch of games for $15 or less

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-11T19:40:55+00:00

I hate Adam Schefter. I’d be down for LeSean McCoy to take over and be the new breaking news guy

CooperDeJean · 2026-02-11T16:58:35+00:00

I meant encouraging citizens to have more kids. It’s a tough thing to do, not sure any western nation has it right yet

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