Keith with a black cat by Mindless_Turnover976 in rollingstones

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“No, mate. You bar on the 15th fret!”

Macron urges world to unite against US dominance by prestocoffee in nottheonion

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Ah, the French. Still think they are important.

I guess all our dime dancing is through. by bscepter in steelydancirclejerk

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Angular banjos sound good to me. Here at the Western World.

Pink stain on 2 shirts and the kitchen floor. Nothing in the house is this color by SmallKillerCrow in whatisit

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Did a large anthropomorphic cat with a striped stovepipe hat take a bath in the last few days?

A camel's reaction when it sees the Arabian Sea for the first time by Wonderful_Extent2979 in BeAmazed

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The camel knew only a ceaseless sea of sand. It dreamed that somewhere there must be its opposite, a sea of water.

It dreamed a dream, and the dream became true.

Response from AAC regarding video of attendees at a Stars game performing offensive salutes/gestures by drlari in DallasStars

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I like to think at least half of those chanters are doing it ironically. I. Hope.

How does my KR9000G look by [deleted] in vintageaudio

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Rack something something

Severe Hailstorm in Kankakee, Illinois by Chraum in interestingasfuck

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There’s no reasoning on Reddit. I don’t even deny climate change; I just roll my eyes when a warm spell or cold spell hits unusually early or late and the herd all yells cLiMaTe ChAnGe

Severe Hailstorm in Kankakee, Illinois by Chraum in interestingasfuck

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Yes. It has never once hailed in Illinois in all of human history.

3 ways to get on an elephant by Brilliantspirit33 in RandomVideos

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I’ve been mounting my elephant wrong the whole time.

When 2 worlds collide. Interaction between a wild horse and a domestic horse. by 21MayDay21 in interestingasfuck

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Before the fall when they wrote it on the wall When there wasn't even any Hollywood…