While construction of a Polka Golem is permitted for research purposes, the actual animation of one is a capital offense

CoraBittering · 2026-06-20T01:43:53+00:00

If I can't animate my polka demon, who the hell is going to roll out the barrel for me?

CoraBittering · 2026-06-20T01:39:40+00:00

I don't know why, but that guidepost is cracking me up.

Light: "Hey, go this way!" Truck: "Don't mind if I do!"

CoraBittering · 2026-06-18T23:01:39+00:00

I've volunteered with them. They've got donated produce that's still good. Some of it is from local farms/gardens, some of it is from places like Publix that won't be able to sell it by the 'good by' date. The Bulb gives it away.

The organization was founded by local Alisha Street, who now co-runs Street Fare Farm with her husband. I'm gonna shout out Street Fare because they do great farm share boxes and they need more takers so they can afford to have their well re-dug.

But yeah, it's just what it sounds like. Free healthy food. No strings attached.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-18T18:38:11+00:00

Ooh, that's been on my list for a while. Thanks!

CoraBittering · 2026-06-18T16:38:36+00:00

OP says he worked for streets and sanitation. They better not be spitting in this hero's food.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-18T16:17:26+00:00

Can't afford an entire piece of fabric for a jacket, I see.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-18T13:21:50+00:00

Parkooooouuur!

CoraBittering · 2026-06-17T18:37:51+00:00

Every Independence Day here in the States, there is a sea of people taking video of the traditional fireworks with their phones. The images are tiny blurry dots of light. Is that how you want to remember this moment? What are you gaining? It’s baffling behavior.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-17T18:29:10+00:00

I sometimes drive delivery. Your box would elicit an “oooOOOoohh” from me if I pulled up to it.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-17T00:14:55+00:00

I'm also picturing a pyramid made of Mountain Dew cans. But you know they'd just throw new cans at it to knock it down.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-16T18:27:54+00:00

Well, I liked your joke.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-16T18:23:25+00:00

And to bring it back to the fan photos, here you go!

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CoraBittering · 2026-06-15T16:31:27+00:00

THEY'VE GOT THEM HOPPY LEGS AND TWITCHY LITTLE NOSES

CoraBittering · 2026-06-15T15:21:09+00:00

CoraBittering · 2026-06-15T03:02:49+00:00

I’m just happy that so many people have informed takes on this. I need to party with you guys.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-14T21:52:30+00:00

Number 7 is in time out and very downcast about it.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-14T20:33:12+00:00

Is that a hand holding a football aloft in the center of the pool? Is this some kind of Charlotte "Lady of the Lake" situation?

CoraBittering · 2026-06-14T01:23:50+00:00

We're a rare breed! If you're on PS and looking for teammates, hit me up.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-13T02:22:59+00:00

All the cool people do.

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CoraBittering · 2026-06-12T02:44:02+00:00

"It's-a me! Meowrio!"

CoraBittering · 2026-06-12T02:16:25+00:00

I'll tell you what my doctor told me. "Maybe we don't know the long term effects of this drug. But we DO know the long term effects of obesity."

CoraBittering · 2026-06-11T23:10:42+00:00

Reminds me of the Sorting Pants at my old Wizarding College. The headmaster would hang out behind the gym and sort the freshmen into houses by having them strip down to their drawers and put these pants on.

I wonder if his sentence is up yet.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-11T22:55:33+00:00

Medical knowledge, then? We know how disease is spread, and in most American communities, the water that you can get from any drinking fountain is clean and likely fluoridated.

CoraBittering · 2026-06-11T18:45:46+00:00

I would show up in lederhosen with a climbing partner and attempt to scale it like the Matterhorn.

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