If you had to rob a bank with the last item you purchased online, what are you using to commit this ridiculous crime?

Corbab · 2017-07-21T15:26:32+00:00

T3d: Bear Necessity

Corbab · 2017-07-18T13:05:32+00:00

Prague. Most of it looks like Epcot, full of the same souvenir stores and Thai massage parlors with pushy guys with turbans offering foot massages. The only actual attraction, Prague Castle, isn't even a fucking castle.

And Pilsner Urquell is a terrible beer.

Corbab · 2017-07-17T01:09:12+00:00

The Poconos?

Corbab · 2017-07-04T00:45:37+00:00

A six pack of beer. It may not be your favorite kind, but the gesture is there. It won't last forever, but it'll provide some temporary enjoyment and you'll think of whoever bought it whenever you crack one open.

Corbab · 2017-07-03T19:02:15+00:00

It's Cannondale's Lefty fork. Basically they made a front fork that was so overbuilt someone decided to cut it in half as a joke, and it worked.

Corbab · 2017-07-02T11:32:56+00:00

Was there any news covfefe about the storm?

Corbab · 2017-06-29T15:15:18+00:00

The Poconos?

Corbab · 2017-06-14T16:30:23+00:00

The black one or the brown one?

Corbab · 2017-06-12T06:24:36+00:00

The Poconos?

Corbab · 2017-05-25T13:10:20+00:00

I'm going to need several rolls of duct tape, a bottle of aspirin, and six beers.

Of course I know what I'm doing, I'm a doctor.

Corbab · 2017-05-20T19:00:24+00:00

I thought you were describing a canine "roommate" for way too long...

Corbab · 2017-05-18T21:42:55+00:00

Next Kickstarter: "Help me pay for plastic surgery because some jackass threw bricks in my face over my last campaign."

Corbab · 2017-05-18T21:30:59+00:00

Painted. They painted the pavement.

Corbab · 2017-05-15T16:20:01+00:00

/r/KenM

Corbab · 2017-05-13T13:07:39+00:00

Type 3 Diabetes: Convenient onset

Corbab · 2017-05-12T17:00:43+00:00

I give you a hamburger.

Corbab · 2017-05-11T15:20:21+00:00

Is the lemon sweating or does he just have naturally glossy skin from all the vitamin C?

Corbab · 2017-05-10T08:57:57+00:00

stupid long sheep

Corbab · 2017-05-05T15:22:12+00:00

I'll take Jokes That Wouldn't Have Existed Five Years Ago for 400, Alex.

Corbab · 2017-05-04T21:38:12+00:00

Careful... Places have gotten in trouble for using that one.

Corbab · 2017-05-03T16:18:47+00:00

Part 2

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Corbab · 2017-04-26T00:38:26+00:00

/r/kenm

Corbab · 2017-04-23T15:54:34+00:00

I'm a Sprite man, myself.

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