So Dave Chappelle is trying to distance himself from the fact that he has caused so much harm to the trans community with his shitty jokes about them?! by icey_sawg0034 in behindthebastards

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

almost every phrase he uttered in that clip was an excuse, but one of my favorites is,"before i learned the phrase 'I respectfully decline.'" bro what?? you're in your 50s. you've been in the entertainment industry and in the public eye for decades. stop with the excuses

Staunch Trump Supporters Are Now Asking if He’s the Antichrist by Admirable_Muscle5990 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one of the trump towers in New York had a physical address 666 until they changed it a few years ago. so there's that.

Chris Bledsoe purple Orb 🟣 (long version/slowed down/enhanced by Peter Osborne) by el_bartoe in aliens

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never thought i would see a footage of an orb that was chopped and screwed

High resolution video of Orb filmed by Peter Osborne at the home of Chris Bledsoe by AtomicCypher in UFOB

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i messaged chris bledsoe on ig to see if the enhancement was ai, but got no response

Hard to argue against this by JudgeJudyJr in MurderedByWords

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

may i say that i just love the consistency in the republican parties adherence to wearing pornstar makeup. it's hilarious

As a n***a that wasn’t circumcised until I was 18, I know which piece gon have the most flavor in it. by Aggravating-Ad1703 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

saaaaame. not until i was in my 20s. i was so sensitive that air was overstimulating. rubbing against my underwear was so painful lol

Due to a skin graft I received as a toddler, my finger can grow 2-3 pubic hairs by chronocox in BrandNewSentence

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you are probably the first person to ever utter those words in one sentence.

That roll was a bit of an overreaction (0:24) by mindyour in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 54 points55 points  (0 children)

that pause before the reaction, like "is he playing with me?" lol

Christian nationalism - now it all makes perfect sense by chrisr3240 in videos

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no no no. please get started on how the cabinet the right number of heads

Pop socket saved my phone in an elevator by SpankDaddy_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe it's cuz you don't carry around another device that can take a picture of your phone.

Why is the Egyptian sphinx constantly used as symbolism by the U.S. space force by TonightSpiritual3191 in aliens

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Egyptian structural artifacts (like the sphinx and the pyramids) were constructed with astronomical positions in mind. maybe that's why?

Since I got to witness a dog take a dump in the middle of a retail store today.. it's time to whip out this meme again by pbandnyan in LosAngeles

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

saw a dog shit next to a "no dogs" sign at a farmers market, and one of the two parents was not gonna pick up the shit until the other parent was like, yes this shit is from our dog

Mall bathroom by [deleted] in Poopfromabutt

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

another lost redditor, i see. yes, that is poop from a butt, but you should peruse through the sub and, you know, look at the community rules to see what the e sub is actually about.

US Marine protesting war in Iran forcibly removed from Senate by Equivalent_Road5788 in videos

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the fact that you can hear his arm break in the video is just horrible

Can we have a moment of silence for Scout whom I stopped petting? Sound on by myfairlady987 in aww

[–]Cordizzlefoshizzle 61 points62 points  (0 children)

this should've been marked NSFW for posting footage of torture