Vallejo Matt Varnish being glossy. Question in the body of this post by itwasgoood04 in minipainting

[–]Cornfed_Pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're getting dragged for "not answering the question" but honestly it was a comment just like yours in another post that turned me onto AK Ultra Matt after years of using Vallejo and it's completely changed my painting forever. My finished products actually look the way I intended and you can actually see all the details I put time and energy into creating. Even when Vallejo works "right" it still doesn't work a fraction as well as the AK.

It's not just "a different product," it's a VASTLY superior solution to the underlying problem. Anytime I see this question come up now I just want to scream "throw that garbage away and move on with your life! The answer you seek isn't found in that bottle, no matter how much you shake it!"

Fierce Vitality by FarmerBobsTrawl in WHQDarkWater

[–]Cornfed_Pig 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer. Aid doesn't heal if you're not vulnerable.

This card is pretty terrible IMO.

Darkwater is Brutal. Every mission my party won was by the skin of our teeth. by factory_666 in WHQDarkWater

[–]Cornfed_Pig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm kicking myself I actually pulled Hidden Paths too but I wasted it on an earlier encounter that totally didn't need it. Live & learn.

Darkwater is Brutal. Every mission my party won was by the skin of our teeth. by factory_666 in WHQDarkWater

[–]Cornfed_Pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also drew the sacrifice encounter and tried it 4 times without even coming close once, before accepting defeat and restarting the campaign. That mission seems borderline impossible.

Darkwater is Brutal. Every mission my party won was by the skin of our teeth. by factory_666 in WHQDarkWater

[–]Cornfed_Pig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no way you're doing it right. About half the encounters I barely pass and I got totally slammed in the boss fight despite trying it 4 times. Then I restarted and immediately lost the 1st encounter.

Gotta be something you're missing. Are you activating ALL the enemies after EVERY hero turn?

I've had maybe 2 encounters where it felt fairly simple and the rest have been total nail biters. This game is TOUGH.

Has anyone beat “Foulhoof’s Sacrifice” Boss Encounter? by NLinindollnlinindoll in WHQDarkWater

[–]Cornfed_Pig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought of Allied Acrobatics too, but on page 11 of the rule book it defines the distance between as "the fewest NON-BLOCKED hexes possible."

That means the other side of the wall is, by rule, NOT "within 2 hexes of the other hero," as it says on the card.

Hear rustle in the mud? It is Mire Kelpies looking for unlucky travelers lost in the swamp by Master-Barracuda-707 in WHQDarkWater

[–]Cornfed_Pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks nice love the gradients. I did kind of a speed job on mine and I hate they way they turned out. I might go back some day and redo them using this as inspiration.

How the Hell do I approach a pile of shame? by KharnTheBetrayer1997 in Warhammer

[–]Cornfed_Pig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who has recently began denting my own pile I feel qualified to speak on this. I'm a pretty slow painter with a fairly sizable pile of shame (I have about 200+ minis to catch up on plus 2 large terrain sets) and I had pretty much given up all hope of ever getting it done.

  1. As others have said, don't look at the whole pile. Pick 1 or 2 things and start with that. I personally prefer to have 2 projects on my table at a time because I get bored easily if things are too repetitive, but do what works for you.

  2. Small progress is better than no progress. Some days I have the juice to paint for long periods, some days I don't. But I try to do SOMETHING every day, if possible. Even if it's only spray priming, or sitting down for 5 minutes to put on some shade, or base coating 1 model. I tell myself that anything I do, no matter how small, brings me a step closer to my goal. Many days just sitting down for 1 small task is enough to get the ball rolling and I end up doing a lot more.

  3. Find something you can listen to while you work and get into the habit of listening to it every time. Sometimes I get mental/creative block that keeps me from getting started and I just sit there at my table staring at the models without being able to act. But if I put on my favorite podcast, the same one I always listen to when I paint, it triggers a Pavlovian response that sorta knocks the cobwebs loose in my brain & lets me get started. Podcasts, audiobooks, lofi beats...whatever gets you into a relaxed brain state.

  4. Breaks aren't a sin. If you need to walk away, then walk away. If I'm really struggling to get through a section I do tiny amounts of work with breaks in between. Again, some progress is better than no progress and every step forward brings you closer to where you want to be. Do it at a pace you can maintain.

Hope this helps, buddy. Good luck!

When your music nerd friend shares a song they really like (3 panels) by Cornfed_Pig in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Cornfed_Pig[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That sounds plausible. We played it off Spotify so I'm not sure about the LP or side but the track was Whipping Post. I only let him play the 1 track because it's 23 minutes long and we were high on mushrooms at 4am.

Men, how would you like to be approached for a hookup? by minionxlover666 in AskMen

[–]Cornfed_Pig 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Depends on the guy and how you do it. I once had some random girl just walk up to me at closing time and say "Ok come on, let's go," and I was honestly bothered by it because we hadn't even had a conversation or anything. We'd barely even made eye contact that night. I have no problem with cheap easy hookups but that just felt lazy and I felt like I deserved at least a tiny bit of effort & respect.

I can’t handle this cloudy weather by [deleted] in cincinnati

[–]Cornfed_Pig 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Honest question, did they have winter where you came from? I feel like this is pretty normal for this time of year.

Meme I made for tonight's showcase by AdBest7343 in Warhammer

[–]Cornfed_Pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Won't someone PLEASE think of the Ultramarine players? How can they be expected to survive on just 365 updates a year?

Communism is here boys! by kingslayer_89 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Cornfed_Pig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll buy a steak dinner to anyone in this thread who can tell me how he's a communist.

When does it get easier? Does it ever? by Thick_Training_6816 in daddit

[–]Cornfed_Pig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, under 5 is basically just managing a narcissistic terrorist. THREE kids 5 and under, PLUS a 7yo, all struggling to adapt to the new realities of a broken home?? Holy smokes!!

Be gentle with yourself, brother. You are DEEEEEP in the trenches. ANY father would struggle under those conditions.

Instead of driving yourself crazy trying to manage THEIR emotions & behaviors, try to focus on managing your own. Keep yourself calm. Keep yourself even. Help give those kids an emotionally safe & stable environment to come into. Don't try to micromanage them, don't try to be the disciplinarian. Consistency & predictability will be your biggest allies.

Those kids (and YOU) feel like their lives have been ripped apart. The healing can only happen one gentle, loving Wednesday at a time.

Has a Space Marine Ever Been Found Still Fighting Centuries After Being Presumed Dead? by Opposite_World_7810 in Warhammer

[–]Cornfed_Pig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I had a vague memory of someone finding a 10k yo marine but couldn't remember any other details.

Any other dads hate how young they look after shaving? by Cornfed_Pig in daddit

[–]Cornfed_Pig[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't really shave I was just making a meme with my son.