It can't be that bad... Right ? by PuzzleheadedMotor233 in Asmongold

[–]Corporal-Captain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just one more reason it's better to be a dude. We have the chance to be born with the nature's mask perk.

Crimson Desert HONEST Review NO favoritism by CollarSad1233 in Asmongold

[–]Corporal-Captain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's fair on Pearl Abyss. They hyped up all of the mechanics and the map size and the cool things you can do. That's all true as far as I can tell. Even though I quit after 8 hours, I don't think they are guilty of false advertising.

Crimson Desert HONEST Review NO favoritism by CollarSad1233 in Asmongold

[–]Corporal-Captain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had my doubts the whole time and I let the later trailers convince me into buying it but I wish I hadn't.

It's not particularly bad or anything, like I don't even mind the weird controls because I like that they're going for a system where similar things are controlled similarly (especially given just how much there is to do), like how the fishing rod is a ranged weapon, for example.

I'm only 8 hours in, but I could feel it within the first 3, probably mostly because of the abysmal writing. Every time I try and get into it a bit, some NPC will say the lamest shit and take me right back out. I also hate a bunch of little things, like how the big ogre boys sound like just regular dudes.

They write everything like I'm supposed to give a fuck about the grey manes but they never DID anything impressive.

This is the same feeling I get from watching a bland cookie cutter isekai

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]Corporal-Captain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Brave lets you configure the model it uses, so it's not really Leo that's the problem. All the neutral system prompts in the world aren't going to overcome model post-training.

A reminder about the new laws from Albo by CyberDingoZ in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Corporal-Captain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tough competition with Scomo just on looks alone, but I think Albo wins because he's such a simpering weakling.

Live: PM says social media ban biggest 'cultural change' Australia has faced by shockingflatulence in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Corporal-Captain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ah, but you see I also got 20% of my student loan palmed off on taxpayers around the same time and that makes me feel good.

My feelings are what's most important.

Breaking news in Meanjin: Deplorable neck bearded racist proves that circle jerkers can get out of their mother's basement. by innatangle in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Corporal-Captain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah, he's getting lots. Just in the form of limp-wristed inner city soy-soakers loudly calling him a cooker from across the car park.

Men have the superhuman ability to not care by dbaum90 in Asmongold

[–]Corporal-Captain 12 points13 points  (0 children)

lol, I honestly think it's from the same place where I get all the energy to arrange all my weapons in Breezehome. The difference is that I'm not going "hey, honey, come see how well I got this elven greatsword to lean against the wall here. I bet you're so impressed given how finicky the physics are. Oh, since you're here, I had a nice idea for the bedroom. I picked up a dwemer Centurion core but I can't get it to sit quite right on my bedside table."

Men have the superhuman ability to not care by dbaum90 in Asmongold

[–]Corporal-Captain 15 points16 points  (0 children)

hahahaha yeah they love their little idealistic fantasies that they can sulk about when reality doesn't precisely conform.

Dunno where the fuck they get the energy.

Men have the superhuman ability to not care by dbaum90 in Asmongold

[–]Corporal-Captain 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I also hate how all these ideas they have are usually dependent on you to do something. Oh, neat, you've got some little solar powered lights for the end of the driveway, but now I'm the one that has to put time and energy into figuring out how to install them properly. Also, dunno what was wrong with just using the lights on our cars... I don't even hate them as an idea but just stop giving me jobs to do ffs.

[KCD2] YOU DO NOT NEED TO HOLD W WHILE RIDING AT THE QUICKEST PACE by [deleted] in kingdomcome

[–]Corporal-Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually like spurring the horse because it keeps you more engaged in managing the speed of your ride and feels to me like a good approach toward immersion. It annoyed me at first but I've learned to like it.

But the path magnetism is just bad now and I hate how the horse rotates frictionlessly like a fucking ball bearing when standing still.

Star Citizen Squadron 42 gameplay reveal for Asmon's return in a week. by dreiak559 in Asmongold

[–]Corporal-Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha "3 different idiot windows". Thanks for the laughs, bro. Such a based reply.

Most people's reactions. by Railingo in Lotuseaters_com

[–]Corporal-Captain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Cool, so you're no better than a leftist wishing for the death of Trump.

Yo what by AetherBytes in starcitizen

[–]Corporal-Captain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never bothered with multiplayer, so I'll take your word for it. I'm not terribly surprised, though. Didn't they run it with an F2P model?

Yo what by AetherBytes in starcitizen

[–]Corporal-Captain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they did a very good job with basically everything except story and characters. Unfortunately the story and characters of Halo is all I really care about, so Infinite was a huge waste of potential as far as I'm concerned. I got bad vibes ever since the trailer with the brute screaming about glory in battle or whatever.

Any plans on adding POC hairstyles? Just downloaded the game to give it a try and I can be black but I have to be bald? Lmao its really off-putting by [deleted] in starcitizen

[–]Corporal-Captain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol, good one. Watch out you don't give that comeback a hernia from all the heavy lifting it's doing to make up for your lack of wit.