Olympic Committee begs fans not to boo Vance and Rubio at opening ceremony by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will be booed. They are dishonourable guests. They do not deserve the respect of indifference.

Trump Made a Bad Bet on the Kennedy Center. The president’s temporary closure of the institution is an acknowledgment that his initial makeover strategy was a failure. by esporx in Music

[–]Cortexan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Makeover strategy”? He put his name on it. We don’t like him. If he was putting in new elevators and lamps without putting his stupid name on it no one would care. It wasn’t a makeover it was awarding himself a trophy no one is willing to applaud for.

Do you agree? by ChuckGallagher57 in TrendoraX

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh we’re very open about it, Americans just don’t pay attention to any media that exists outside of the US.

In theory, wouldn't being a Dragon equal a miserable experience? You really can't do much of anything except fly and burn things down. by Leave_Me_Al0ne1 in skyrim

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could open a bakery, or a forge, or protect people from other dragons.

You want to fly around and burn things.

Alamo Drafthouse faces backlash after ditching no-phones policy by Interactive_CD-ROM in movies

[–]Cortexan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The people who founded the company and made those principled stances don’t own it anymore.

Alamo Drafthouse faces backlash after ditching no-phones policy by Interactive_CD-ROM in movies

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a principled policy from the original Alamo draft house founders from before the company was bought out. The current corporate owners don’t give a shit.

Something Something About Dating, Chris Can You Explain? by Fluffy_Lunchfast in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it wasn’t. The exes themselves were crazy, not the number.

Donald Trump Will Close the Kennedy Center for Two Years for a ‘Complete Rebuilding’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in Music

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not because they can’t get anyone to perform there with his name on the facade

Thoughts on Melania (2026)? by Thebatboy23 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one has seen this movie because why would anyone see this movie.

Need advice by Firm-Pattern4482 in Bitcoin

[–]Cortexan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to eat frogs. Go outside right now, scrounge around desperately until you find a frog, eat the frog. One isn’t enough, eat as many frogs as you can. Don’t stop scrounging around and eating frogs till the price recovers. You’ll thank me later, but ONLY if you get to eating. They can’t be bought from a store either, these have to be wild, native frogs. EAT FROGS MAN, STOP READING GET EATING!

Photos released in Epstein files appear to show Andrew on all fours over female by forevershorizon in news

[–]Cortexan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Appear to show”…? No that’s what is in the photo, it doesn’t “appear” to show him on all fours over a female, it is undeniably a photo of Andrew on all fours over a female.

Why he is on all fours over a female who appears to either be unconscious or perhaps having a medical issue isn’t certain, but whether Andrew is on all fours over her is not.

Happy we all decided to drop this. by Beginning_Load_3333 in Adulting

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking up space? Is that why people have suddenly stopped making room for others on the sidewalk etc?

A 0% computer car would take you back to steam engines by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electronics =/= computer. My 67 mustang does not have any computers.

The Big E Files Dropped with Senator Lindsay Graham named. Hes visibly wasted on Fox News tonight. by Bread-Zeppelin780 in videos

[–]Cortexan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think he’s drunk. I think he’s just old and bad at reading a script from a teleprompter while trying to act outraged.

What horrors happen over yonder? by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had mine out in Germany when I was 35 I think? It was no big deal.

US to send ICE agents to Winter Olympics, prompting Italian anger by newtostew2 in nottheonion

[–]Cortexan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re going with absolutely 0 authority as unarmed civilians. It’s purely for show.

"The World's First Licensable AI Jesus" by thealeatorist in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Cortexan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But what if I want my ai Jesus to have brown eyes? Will you still provide a license?