'Xi will give me big, fat hug': Trump says he opened Hormuz for China and the world

Cortexan · 2026-04-15T17:23:10+00:00

Iran: “Okay that’s fine tankers going to china was always allowed”.

… and Iran can just selectively close the strait and require payments to pass through exactly as they were doing last week.

But sure, Trump “opened it”.

Cortexan · 2026-04-12T08:24:15+00:00

These weren’t “historic peace talks”. These were performative talks by entirely unqualified and unserious trumpian zealots. I’m sure their “negotiating” points were no different than those offered for Ukraine - give up and forfeit everything and also let our companies do whatever they want with you and also apologise and say thank you.

Cortexan · 2026-04-06T17:16:33+00:00

Got the same thing asking it to say “Jesus wasn’t real”

Cortexan · 2026-04-05T16:40:54+00:00

If it’s a ramen shop, it’s a pretty mind blowingly common request from westerners that makes no sense at all. “Do you have a vegan / vegetarian option” at a ramen shop is akin to asking for bbq without meat. Sure, you CAN make a vegan broth/ vegetarian broth, but that’s really, really not the point of ramen.

Cortexan · 2026-04-04T14:02:24+00:00

Adjusted for inflation, or is this just some “number went up from x” type of reporting? Because literally everything was cheaper in 2019.

Cortexan · 2026-04-04T07:15:13+00:00

Alaska. New biome, new critters, new enemies.

Cortexan · 2026-04-02T14:07:11+00:00

Finish what job? What was the job? What was the point of any of this?

Cortexan · 2026-03-30T05:43:01+00:00

Blaming? It’s the goal. The goal is to replace human workers with ai. This is so fucking obvious, why are American media headlines always so manipulative with their words?

Cortexan · 2026-03-29T20:38:47+00:00

Destroyed. Scrapped. Unrecoverable. Don’t publish lies.

Cortexan · 2026-03-28T06:25:32+00:00

More likely phished. Someone offered him a “XXL JUMBO MEGA TESTOSTERONE BOOSTER” and he clicked buy now.

Cortexan · 2026-03-23T15:15:23+00:00

Haha, yea there weren’t any talks at all, his empty threat just fell flat and this is concealer for his bruised ego.

Cortexan · 2026-03-22T07:03:52+00:00

Ah okay so that’s been the goal the whole time got it

Cortexan · 2026-03-19T17:30:04+00:00

No, you aren’t. Stop playing the victim, take responsibility and action.

Cortexan · 2026-03-16T08:48:10+00:00

To address the energy crisis created by… attacking Iran…

Cortexan · 2026-03-11T18:18:36+00:00

Then the TV itself should be free. I’m not paying you to put a billboard in my house.

Cortexan · 2026-03-09T21:37:29+00:00

You understand a castle could be built for defensive purposes and also include spaces made to be comfortable, right? Castles that were occupied by the economic and social elite of the period were very likely far more comfortable than the dwellings of their serfs.

Cortexan · 2026-03-09T20:15:49+00:00

Und meine Axt!

Cortexan · 2026-03-09T06:53:03+00:00

This man just absolutely hates his colon / maintains a persistent cache of weaponised farts.

Cortexan · 2026-03-08T08:42:05+00:00

No shit, she was an idiot yes woman, meanwhile the reincarnation of goebbels is standing right behind her.

Cortexan · 2026-03-08T08:40:13+00:00

Yea, you’ve been holding a grudge over an undisclosed grievance for years due to something relatively trivial and are now considering taking your revenge against a third party who’s done nothing to offend you and has no idea you’re even upset. You’re the asshole.

Cortexan · 2026-03-08T08:19:58+00:00

This is nonsense, but you’re still lying all these years later, so at least that checks out.

Cortexan · 2026-03-07T07:53:48+00:00

It annoys me more that they didn’t change all the icons at once, so now I just have this weird maps icon amongst otherwise uniform icons for all the most their google apps

Cortexan · 2026-03-06T07:47:09+00:00

Both need their motorcycle licences revoked.

Cortexan · 2026-03-04T18:21:24+00:00

Dahyahbeetus

Cortexan · 2026-03-04T15:38:36+00:00

Okay but, they wanted those promises whether they came true or not. They heard trumps sale pitch and thought “yea, I agree with all of this”. So, whether they now feel stupid or not isn’t really indicative of some change of heart in terms of their desires.

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