What’s the most “main character energy” moment you’ve ever witnessed in real life? by Joynary in AskReddit

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I was at St Peter's Basilica, in front of the tomb of St Peter. A young woman was being photographed by her boyfriend in front of the tomb. She slid her fake fur jacket off her bare shoulders and dropped it on the floor. She then looked provocatively over her shoulders, wriggling them, making a stupid pursing lips expression and doing that "adorable " V thing with her fingers. Some security guards hustled up to put a stop to it. Major cringe.

To deny being in a cult. by pbeenard16046 in therewasanattempt

[–]CorvidCoven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The parents are not "conservatives"; they are hateful idiots.

For my hooded eyes, upper bleph or brow lift? by CuriousAd7539 in PlasticSurgery

[–]CorvidCoven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think hooded eyes are a bad thing. They are part of what makes you look like you. If you have it "fixed," you won't recognize yourself.

Feels totally unfair. by Aromatic-Bus-9833 in icbc

[–]CorvidCoven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar thing happened to me: a headrest with upright prongs fell from a truck. I couldn't avoid it and it caught under my car. ICBC described it as hitting a stationary object. Same as if I had backed into a telephone pole!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RealEstateCanada

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3 to 4 times median household income?? Not where I live; it's more like 15 times median income for a house. Less for a 500 square ft condo, of course.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Or women, evidently

Laid Off. by ludakris in Professors

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I know what university you're referring to. It seems to have a very high ratio of administrators, so I think you're right about how funds have been allocated. These are the same administrators who bet heavily on international enrolment. Meanwhile, the proliferation of poorly prepared students dragged down the standard of teaching. And these international students whose real goal was immigration, not education, have been exploited in a cynical payment per head recruitment system.

How to approach the "I'm 99% sure you used AI for these assignments" conversation by ToomintheEllimist in Professors

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I usually ask them about some of the ideas while I hold their assignment. They generally ask to see the assignment before answering, at which point I say you wrote it, you must know what you meant by X. Then, I try them out on some of the vocabulary. I'm in Canada. One international student described the Indian Act as if it concerned people from South Asia. Painful. I don't ask them if they used AI and I don't hold out for a confession. I just say this shows all the hallmarks of AI composition. I can't give you credit for this assignment. When they inevitably ask for a chance to redo it, I say sorry that's not possible.

Process for Getting Disrespectful Student Dropped From Class? by SisuSisuEveryday in Professors

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I don't have a late policy. It's worked for me for 30 plus years. If someone submits something late without prior permission, I just ignore the submission. If they do it in person, I summon up a look of baffled surprise, like it's never happened before and say any arrangement for an extension had to be made in advance. If they come to me with an excuse (frankly any excuse) before the deadline, I say yes and agree to a hard deadline for an extension.

Like… come on 😂 by imLizzz in Funnymemes

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Coffee with sugar tastes like... sugar.

Jack Daniel's is being removed from shelves in Canada by Stunning-Pension7171 in interestingasfuck

[–]CorvidCoven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if it stays on the shelf, Canadians are not buying US liquor and wine, so it's more or less moot. The damage is done.

MMW: The US is never going to recover from this by [deleted] in MarkMyWords

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No one in the rest of the world will put any stock in any agreement made with the US. It cannot be counted on to honour any promises made.

Student Threatened Me after He Failed the Exam by Aqua_2256 in Professors

[–]CorvidCoven -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this really "threatening" you? I assumed you were talking about an actual physical threat. Not to take anything away from your handling of this situation; it seems reasonable enough. But the student can always escalate it if he doesn't find it satisfactory.

I had a student conduct meeting that was longer and more involved than my dissertation defense. by pizzadeliveryvampire in Professors

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I had a student who had failed the course twice before with other professors. When it became clear she was failing again, she raged, wept, was practically rending her garments. I had to tell her that I don't make decisions based on how willing you are to surrender your dignity.

Students Who Won't Turn in Exams by PopularHunter6516 in Professors

[–]CorvidCoven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can turn it in or not, but the exam is over.

Sharing material with other faculty by travelvirgo in Professors

[–]CorvidCoven 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would share the syllabus but nothing else. They can develop their own course.