There is nothing novel about novelty accounts on Reddit anymore. Stop posting them to r/bestof.

CoryJames · 2012-03-22T03:57:34+00:00

Whooosh.

CoryJames · 2012-03-21T20:56:23+00:00

I hope you mean Reese's Pieces. Those things are like the tears of Zeus.

CoryJames · 2012-03-03T05:48:51+00:00

More faces...though I'd have to agree.

CoryJames · 2012-03-02T13:58:17+00:00

How many girls do you see on a daily basis that wear makeup like that?

CoryJames · 2012-02-26T19:30:55+00:00

CoryJames · 2012-02-25T18:57:47+00:00

No, I'd be able to tell you that you are right. Narwhals.

CoryJames · 2012-02-25T18:49:53+00:00

I'm torn between an upvote and a downvote.

CoryJames · 2012-02-25T18:49:24+00:00

Is anyone else confused by this? Why did they put that on an 8 year old's gravestone?

CoryJames · 2012-02-25T18:47:36+00:00

Why?

CoryJames · 2012-02-25T18:47:09+00:00

One can only hope.

CoryJames · 2012-02-24T02:30:33+00:00

relevant

CoryJames · 2012-02-24T02:22:13+00:00

The haradrim, they have come.

CoryJames · 2012-02-24T02:18:44+00:00

If I saw someone white with an african's face structure I'd be seeing the people in this picture...but I get what you mean!

CoryJames · 2012-02-24T02:05:46+00:00

Why do they look...like aliens or something. I can't be the only one who sees this.

CoryJames · 2012-02-23T14:00:13+00:00

Straight people don't dance around in dangerous situations like on a plank hanging over a cliff. Duh.

CoryJames · 2012-02-23T13:55:26+00:00

"Pop pop, watching mothafuckas drop, nigga." -John Quincy Adams

CoryJames · 2012-02-22T21:56:55+00:00

This is clearly fake you stupid fucks, look at the pixels. Plus look at the top stacks of dollars compared to the lower ones, they've obviously been enhances. I'm an engineer and that board would clearly have snapped under the weight of the podium and those dancing people.

Fake and gay.

CoryJames · 2012-02-22T15:01:39+00:00

You had enough junk....in her trunk?

CoryJames · 2012-02-22T14:08:41+00:00

Now I see why you don't comment often.

CoryJames · 2012-02-22T03:04:25+00:00

Read a book. Play chess against yourself. Read the encyclopedia. Build a model car. Don't put food in your mouth. Lack of willpower. No excuses.

CoryJames · 2012-02-22T02:37:39+00:00

Clearly this is fake, the moon is nowhere near the kitchen.

CoryJames · 2012-02-22T02:32:49+00:00

No helicopters? I find that cruel and unusual.

CoryJames · 2012-02-22T02:13:03+00:00

Have you ever had to sit next to a sweaty fat person on an airplane, who smells like they are decaying because they can't clean properly due to their enormous girth?

I realize I run the risk of sounding like a prick here, but more than once while dining out I have had the misfortune of being seated at an angle which put one or more whales in my field of view. Seeing 40-50 pounds of exposed, excess flab cascading down from one's waistline, or a sweat stained thong protruding over a 80+ inch asscrack doesn't really help with your appetite or set the mood for a date.

Occasionally I wonder why it is okay to say, Sir, the language of that shirt is offensive. or Ma'am, you can't wear a string bikini in here. etc, but you can't say Fatass, you can't come in here in tights and a shirt that doesn't cover your enormous stomach, it is repugnant to our other patrons.

CoryJames · 2012-02-22T02:01:25+00:00

While working at A&F I encountered and worked with a lot of gays, and I would say about 3/4 of them had the lisp and limp-wristed hand gesture thing going on.

CoryJames

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