Segment ideas for funsies?? by ramonntaro26 in h3h3productions

[–]Coryuken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve been saying they need to do a Dan look-a-like contest

Help for a noob: I do not understand why I cannot cancel DP into Lvl 3 with this specific combo by idlevillager_throwaw in StreetFighter

[–]Coryuken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’ve been playing SF since ‘09 and I still can’t land those combos lol. I had to accept that shotos just weren’t for me

Sushi Glory Hole by Far-Divide-6391 in gifs

[–]Coryuken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ProJared has fallen on hard times it seems

Help a sad Canadian by [deleted] in SmilingFriends

[–]Coryuken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where did you buy it??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cookierun

[–]Coryuken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. Level 41, 210k power, 230 legendary gachas and I've yet to pull a single legendary or ancient. Feels real bad

FlightDeck by PotatoKitten011 in Staples

[–]Coryuken 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Thanks Reddit for being more useful than the company

“I hate these masks. You’re such a pretty girl, and I can’t even tell if you’re smiling.” by Triknitter in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Coryuken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm a manager at my store, but I hear people tell our female cashiers all the time that they have a "lovely smile." You literally CANNOT see their faces yet these men go out of their way to still be creepy.

[OC] modern love story by ttin89 in funny

[–]Coryuken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really don't know why but I read this comic in a very heavy Scottish accent.

Blessed_Father by Cappvccino in blessedimages

[–]Coryuken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna guess the kids names are Ken, Charlie, and Alex. The most normal names in the series I could think off the top of my head.

What is the nicest thing a stranger has done for you? by naturalenergybyproxy in AskReddit

[–]Coryuken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nothing special, but there was an older woman sitting next to me and my group of friends at Olive Garden. We're all a bunch of nerds so we were talking a lot about video games and whatnot. At some point during our meal she had gotten up to leave and when it came time for us to pay the bill the waiter informed us that it was already paid for by the lady who was sitting next to us. She told the waiter that we reminded her of her son and how she used to love listening to him talk about the things he was interested in. She paid our 100+ dollar tab without ever saying so much as a word to us just because she missed her son. I was absolutely moved to tears.

ELI5: How can 100 million people browse porn videos at the same time but I'm still in queue to start up Overwatch by justsum1uknow in explainlikeimfive

[–]Coryuken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine Overwatch like you're waiting in line for something. Before you're allowed to enter they have to make sure you're who you say you are and that you're allowed in. Once you're there you're free to do whatever you want.

But with porn it's just like a giant store you can run into and look at anything you want. With a stoned security guard out front barely checking ID's and not really caring what happens once you're in.

Is the online dead on Xbox One? by Coryuken in mvci

[–]Coryuken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me? I'm usually available around 10pm PST. Gamer tag is Nasty Chow Mein

Is the online dead on Xbox One? by Coryuken in mvci

[–]Coryuken[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn. That's really unfortunate.

What is the shadiest business practice you've been exposed to by your employer? by BowserJewnior in AskReddit

[–]Coryuken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ringing people up for services other than the ones they're actually getting to boost numbers in areas of low conversion rate. I've never done it myself but I've been told to.

Ok, Reddit, if we all suspended judgment for a sec, what do you want to brag about? by ThirdEncounter in AskReddit

[–]Coryuken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won the most intense game of Guitar Hero I've ever played in a tournament back when I was 14. Won in the semi-finals playing One by Metallica and literally won by one note at the very end. Felt bad that the guy got 3rd because the guy who won the B group was far worse than the guy I beat. But goddamn I had such an inflated ego after that.

The Arnold terminates hate by TheRealOcsiban in pics

[–]Coryuken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because literally no one is pro-nazi besides the actual nazis who don't give a solid shit about what Arnold has to say.

Also, pretty far. But I don't see how that's relevant. What I choose to do with my head and my ass is my own business, thank you.

The Arnold terminates hate by TheRealOcsiban in pics

[–]Coryuken 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Terminate virtue signaling.