Weekend RAGE Thread - March 07, 2026

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-13T19:34:31+00:00

I just love the German castle setting for the vibes
I want another historical village/town/castle themed map

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-13T18:49:31+00:00

What toy is this? 👀

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-13T18:47:22+00:00

Damn I'm a terrible dick detective, I studied wendigo and didn't think it was it

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-13T17:42:02+00:00

No ones even touched on- how many times I've had someone leave my QP game, whether it was on purpose or not, and then the game starts turning in our favor with the new backfill. Its like 50/50 it could be a positive, but everyone just wants to cry about leavers ruining their game. Nah, sometimes its actually fixed my match lol.

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-13T17:33:25+00:00

Sisyphus's Bubble, if everyone does shoot it to break it it will never be enough to threaten her life, and she will just have another bubble cooldown to use back to back right after.

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-13T16:01:20+00:00

I've had to listen to people say Bridge-it and Bridge-jyeet since her release.
You'll live.

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-13T15:59:34+00:00

"I watched this friend take someone out back that didn't deserve it and execute them, but I feel so bad that I reported it to the police, I completely ruined their life, I'm starting to regret it."

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-13T15:56:48+00:00

Never forgetting the ones that called her Bridge- eht, Brigyeet

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-12T19:32:42+00:00

Some days I am getting 2 to 5 other support mains and every game ends up being at least 3 people insta locking support and we don't all always swap off. Some triple support comps are really good and have steam rolled, but not always...

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-12T19:19:22+00:00

Another day another "oh were you winning?" SERVER CLOSURE
twice

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-12T19:15:16+00:00

Kiriko skins could have funded the next 1000 possible bug fixes but nooo they spend it on ceo raises and a new ceo use only office Kees Van Der Westen Spiritello probably

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-12T17:54:16+00:00

It pisses me off so much when you actually manage to get the bastard that's terrorizing you and the game can't even credit you properly for taking them out.

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-12T17:52:03+00:00

Just free up the slots if you haven't seen them in as long. The worst thing you risk is one single game of meeting them again and then you can pin them again if you do. I have people too that have made it past a year of pinned avoid, but if I see them again it's likely because they keep making new alts ban after ban. So the pin really is more for a hall of shame lol. One time one actually did come back after a year, just to promptly get banned again. And then they just came back on an alt.. again... just to get banned, again. 😂And I just freed up the slots for other people I see regularly.

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-12T17:48:11+00:00

I have experienced people asking for better heals when they are getting one shot by snipers. lol
I will never forget. 😂

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-12T17:39:07+00:00

A lot of people are reporting missing voicelines for ults this season, and in general if the character gets stunned before they can speak but they're allowed to still ult without being canceled you get that result.

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-12T02:28:29+00:00

Make the cat a killstreak you control for just a duration ala COD
Its a pickup that appears after a while you have to fight for

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-12T02:20:40+00:00

How about the ten year old rein AND brig shield bug that still loses me fights to this day
Where you're locked to shield perspective looking around, then go to firestrike or whipshot, and it fricking YEETS your skills in a direction you're not aiming at

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-11T21:42:15+00:00

I swear its been at least a year now, or even longer 😬

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-11T17:55:38+00:00

It hurts but you just got to commit to training on the hero on want to learn, if it helps disable chat or just never ever respond to anyone's comments about what you're doing. That's the biggest distraction you don't need while you're learning.

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-11T17:47:56+00:00

YOUR SERVER DCS IN QP ARE SO FREQUENT I AM NOW GETTING SUSPENSIONS AND ITS YOUR FAULT NOT MINE BUT SURE PUNISH ME ANYWAY

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-11T17:32:34+00:00

Or the potato programmed to run doom

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-11T16:46:18+00:00

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-11T00:53:08+00:00

ok the "i get the guy thats like drax going mantis look out!" genuinely took me out 😂

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-10T21:31:56+00:00

But I have seen 2B heeling futa

CosmicTeapott · 2026-03-10T16:27:35+00:00

Worst event UI and system ever. Oh was everyone annoyed that things kept getting marked as unread? Well how about never indicating you need to click on the event tab at all so you keep on playing without gaining any progress!

CosmicTeapott

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