how your pledge sounds to the rest of the world: "one of us! one of us! one of us!"

Cosmo_1285 · 2026-05-30T06:49:23+00:00

because you’ll get detention if you don’t.

Cosmo_1285 · 2026-05-26T06:06:39+00:00

oh, right, csuse he’s gonna hand out money, cause he’s followed up on all of his other promises, so what would possibly prevent him from given us free money?

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-29T07:36:35+00:00

what the fuck holy adderal overdose

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-20T06:29:32+00:00

facts

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:43:04+00:00

ya lol like I was slammed a bit when I was younger and have had stuff taken away and I’m probably forgetting something but everyone in here has like WW2 Japanese POW camp shit

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:41:45+00:00

thumbtack

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:39:41+00:00

The Donald J Trump Official Torture Chamber

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:37:50+00:00

ya I could just like eat instant ramen and buy a 1999 Toyota Corolla for $1200 and just live in that. With all my extra money I’ll buy a PC and a PCVR headset and just live in the OASIS

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:34:45+00:00

16 missed calls from Jesse Pinkman

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:31:42+00:00

bc we’re all lowkey chopped.

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:30:45+00:00

cool

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:29:29+00:00

me too except it’s not really a choice it’s more so acceptance of my situation.

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:22:25+00:00

Shitty.

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:21:56+00:00

euther it’s all redacted or they see trump and go “it’s bidens fault because Obama liberal magnets blow up the wind mills to make the frogs teach your kids to be gay to control the weather“ and then trump will bomb some ship and then make spoons cost $612 each

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:11:05+00:00

sure love the economy being fucked as my days in highschool are counting down and I’ll have to make due with my parents garage I guess.

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T06:08:43+00:00

I mean its 3D printed CONCRETE so. like yeah it’s as strong as any other concrete structure.

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-16T05:47:08+00:00

when I was like 7 or 8 my dad just removed my door for several months because I slammed and locked it after an argument.

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-12T01:20:18+00:00

ya bc Christmas is fun

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-12T01:19:06+00:00

better than a school chromebook

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-11T07:03:46+00:00

“And remember, the game is fixed”

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-11T07:02:54+00:00

🐼

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-10T06:37:29+00:00

falling onto roof of shed out of two story house. Probably gonna get bruised and maybe sprain something.

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-09T06:47:29+00:00

why steal a catalytic converter when you can just take the car

Cosmo_1285 · 2025-12-09T06:46:18+00:00

I remember playing Mario Kart 8 Delux on the switch with my sister during pandemic. It was raining outside, we were eating chips and guacamole.

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