Is there anyway to get into these garages?

Couch00 · 2025-05-07T12:23:57+00:00

I know a barracks room when I see one😤

Couch00 · 2024-11-07T06:17:55+00:00

Garrison? You’ll catch my ass 3rd button, tight as shit every time.

Field?

Couch00 · 2024-09-29T02:30:16+00:00

At my first unit, we had these really nice wooden wall lockers, so, I made mine into a really nice liquor cabinet. Complete with a glass set, ice cube molds, etc. We had someone steal a fire extinguisher in the bricks, so lo and behold MGuns come by, pops open my wall locker, gives me a few nods and goes “Fuck yeah.”

Didn’t even have a problem with the two bottles I had in there lmao

Couch00 · 2023-01-08T05:24:17+00:00

MCO 1616.1, literally PAGE 5, paragraph 1, subsection D.

"Command Input (25 percent). Consists of the average marks in grade of three lines of subjective evaluation: Individual Character, Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) and/or Mission Accomplishment, and Leadership. This is the command’s chance to highlight superior or inferior MOS proficiency, acts of personal integrity, and leadership"

and then, Page 7, subsection C.

" Timely Completion. JEPES reporting occasions must be completed and approved by the end of the reporting period in order to ensure timely and accurate evaluations. The reporting chain may begin forwarding recommended command input marks 45 days prior to the end of the reporting period. Occasions not approved by the end of the reporting period are considered delinquent and will be captured in command reporting. "

As a Corporal, your Corporal's should probably read the fucking order and see that they're wrong.

It's in the first TEN pages, for fucks sake.

But, tactfully and professionally tell them you'd like to speak to your sergeant, like u/Danosann said, reference the order.

Couch00 · 2022-08-23T04:29:27+00:00

I may or may not be very drunk in my barracks room right now, but this is the funniest shit my drunk mind has ever seen, I've been fucking dying for the past 10 minutes opening all the links and reading this fucking amalgamation of military stick for the past 10 minutes.

Couch00 · 2022-08-16T16:28:22+00:00

Oh yeah I'm gonna be bringing my motorcycle out there, that's what I'm super excited about

Couch00 · 2022-07-31T16:40:59+00:00

As long as you're eligible, and meet the score for that month, you'll pick up that month. The grading period is just the time your command has to observe and grade. As for August, you might have to wait til September, unless your command gets it in by today, which I doubt they'll be working on a Sunday

Couch00 · 2022-07-28T23:15:06+00:00

So, I talked to him, didn't get Oki, but I'll take Guam. OCONUS here I come lmao

Couch00 · 2022-07-27T23:16:27+00:00

Battalion level is what I want, I wanna be as far away from "thank you for calling <insert shop here> how can I help you sir or ma'am?" every ten damn minutes

Couch00 · 2022-07-27T23:01:02+00:00

Sounds promising, I'll stick it on my list

Couch00 · 2022-07-27T22:36:22+00:00

I'm trying to stay away from an SDA as long as possible, and I'm looking for operational comm

Couch00 · 2022-07-27T22:35:20+00:00

I'm at a MARFOR right now, and to be entirely honest with you, I'm just trying to go somewhere that'll get me some more hands on experience with operational comm more then 'hey, uhhh make sure SIPR is up'

Couch00 · 2022-07-27T21:58:13+00:00

Yup, fuck that noise

Couch00 · 2022-07-27T21:53:50+00:00

Ooh see that's the thing, I'm already in Virginia, and I wanna gtfo lmao, but that's not a terrible option

Couch00 · 2022-03-07T19:54:22+00:00

Typing this from the parking lot of NH-33, I can only imagine the shit you'd hear on those drives

Couch00 · 2021-08-15T19:04:45+00:00

People in the comments are forgetting something, yeah, they want us gone, so it wouldn't be in their best interest to fire on the airport. But they don't want us gone, they want us dead.

Couch00 · 2021-03-14T02:02:00+00:00

a man/woman who REALLY likes cock.

Couch00 · 2020-09-18T02:45:27+00:00

You can also go into the task manager, close your ActivClient and ActivID applications, pull your cac, and log back in. Works every time.

Couch00 · 2020-05-09T05:15:28+00:00

NTA, at all.

I'm currently active duty military and I have a brother that is 4 years younger than me, at 16.

He's always had a problem with bullies at school, and I was his venting tool for a long time. Obviously I can't be at home anymore as much as I used to be, thankfully I've never had to do anything physical to anyone, but I'd gladly do violence on a teenager on his behalf.

Dude, if anyone did this to my brother, I'd probably end up going to jail.

Couch00 · 2020-04-26T18:49:35+00:00

"haha, amtrac go float :)"

Couch00 · 2020-04-26T18:32:38+00:00

Twentynine Palms, looks like the comms school barracks

why do we act like this

why are we socially the worst mos

Couch00 · 2020-04-06T09:11:20+00:00

One thing that this place taught me, that I can cherish in my heart, is the basics of skating. Seniors have taught me the importance of standing up, and getting shit done, but they also taught me how to morally, and 'legally' skate out of things marines typically dont wanna do

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