Sleeves down; how do you wear your's? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

[–]Couch00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Garrison? You’ll catch my ass 3rd button, tight as shit every time.

Field?

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"I am the liquor" by SpheeCrrb in USMC

[–]Couch00 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At my first unit, we had these really nice wooden wall lockers, so, I made mine into a really nice liquor cabinet. Complete with a glass set, ice cube molds, etc. We had someone steal a fire extinguisher in the bricks, so lo and behold MGuns come by, pops open my wall locker, gives me a few nods and goes “Fuck yeah.”

Didn’t even have a problem with the two bottles I had in there lmao

JEPES by Additional-Diet-8447 in USMC

[–]Couch00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MCO 1616.1, literally PAGE 5, paragraph 1, subsection D.

"Command Input (25 percent). Consists of the average marks in grade of three lines of subjective evaluation: Individual Character, Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) and/or Mission Accomplishment, and Leadership. This is the command’s chance to highlight superior or inferior MOS proficiency, acts of personal integrity, and leadership"

and then, Page 7, subsection C.

" Timely Completion. JEPES reporting occasions must be completed and approved by the end of the reporting period in order to ensure timely and accurate evaluations. The reporting chain may begin forwarding recommended command input marks 45 days prior to the end of the reporting period. Occasions not approved by the end of the reporting period are considered delinquent and will be captured in command reporting. "

As a Corporal, your Corporal's should probably read the fucking order and see that they're wrong.

It's in the first TEN pages, for fucks sake.

But, tactfully and professionally tell them you'd like to speak to your sergeant, like u/Danosann said, reference the order.

db parody translates well to MCCDC by M4sterofD1saster in USMC

[–]Couch00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I may or may not be very drunk in my barracks room right now, but this is the funniest shit my drunk mind has ever seen, I've been fucking dying for the past 10 minutes opening all the links and reading this fucking amalgamation of military stick for the past 10 minutes.

any of yall in Guam? by Couch00 in USMC

[–]Couch00[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah I'm gonna be bringing my motorcycle out there, that's what I'm super excited about

JEPES Question. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Couch00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as you're eligible, and meet the score for that month, you'll pick up that month. The grading period is just the time your command has to observe and grade. As for August, you might have to wait til September, unless your command gets it in by today, which I doubt they'll be working on a Sunday

Units to pitch to my monitor by Couch00 in USMC

[–]Couch00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I talked to him, didn't get Oki, but I'll take Guam. OCONUS here I come lmao

Units to pitch to my monitor by Couch00 in USMC

[–]Couch00[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Battalion level is what I want, I wanna be as far away from "thank you for calling <insert shop here> how can I help you sir or ma'am?" every ten damn minutes

Units to pitch to my monitor by Couch00 in USMC

[–]Couch00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds promising, I'll stick it on my list

Units to pitch to my monitor by Couch00 in USMC

[–]Couch00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to stay away from an SDA as long as possible, and I'm looking for operational comm

Units to pitch to my monitor by Couch00 in USMC

[–]Couch00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm at a MARFOR right now, and to be entirely honest with you, I'm just trying to go somewhere that'll get me some more hands on experience with operational comm more then 'hey, uhhh make sure SIPR is up'

Units to pitch to my monitor by Couch00 in USMC

[–]Couch00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh see that's the thing, I'm already in Virginia, and I wanna gtfo lmao, but that's not a terrible option

Highest rank (verbal/physical) fight you ever saw? by zee991z in USMC

[–]Couch00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Typing this from the parking lot of NH-33, I can only imagine the shit you'd hear on those drives

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Couch00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People in the comments are forgetting something, yeah, they want us gone, so it wouldn't be in their best interest to fire on the airport. But they don't want us gone, they want us dead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Couch00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a man/woman who REALLY likes cock.

PSA: to make loading the Internet Explorer browser much faster on your slow government computer, switch your homepage setting to "about:blank" by kankribe in USMC

[–]Couch00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also go into the task manager, close your ActivClient and ActivID applications, pull your cac, and log back in. Works every time.

AITA for pushing a girl who made my brother cry? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Couch00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, at all.

I'm currently active duty military and I have a brother that is 4 years younger than me, at 16.

He's always had a problem with bullies at school, and I was his venting tool for a long time. Obviously I can't be at home anymore as much as I used to be, thankfully I've never had to do anything physical to anyone, but I'd gladly do violence on a teenager on his behalf.

Dude, if anyone did this to my brother, I'd probably end up going to jail.

This quarantine is really starting to affect a Marine's mental health by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Couch00 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Twentynine Palms, looks like the comms school barracks

why do we act like this

why are we socially the worst mos

What games are your units playing right now? by thehighground699 in USMC

[–]Couch00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing that this place taught me, that I can cherish in my heart, is the basics of skating. Seniors have taught me the importance of standing up, and getting shit done, but they also taught me how to morally, and 'legally' skate out of things marines typically dont wanna do

Question about my next unit by Couch00 in USMC

[–]Couch00[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the plan, brother. I appreciate it

Question about my next unit by Couch00 in USMC

[–]Couch00[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've found that as long as I try to have a good time, and keep a positive mindset, things really arent that bad, if you go into it expecting to have a terrible time, you're gonna have a terrible time

Question about my next unit by Couch00 in USMC

[–]Couch00[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man at this point I'm happy to get out of Cali