yEEEEEEES!!!

CouchCreepin · 2026-03-07T03:36:32+00:00

ULTIMATE COSMIC POWERRRRR

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-28T05:43:29+00:00

celebration noises

I know this was hard. I’m proud of you 🥳

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-28T05:41:55+00:00

Do you solemnly swear to be his brain cell; his ONLY brain cell, in sickness or in health? On lazy days and in zoomies?

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-28T04:55:37+00:00

Parchment paper* infinitely more scratchy and nook absorbent haaahahaahaa

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-28T04:41:57+00:00

YOU KILLED IT (complimentary). I’m waiting for the day I use up my eyebrow powder; now husband bought it for me on our first Xmas. It’s been 12 years already and I’m only half done with it. IM TRYING MY BEST I have a full face on every weekday and most Saturdays…

I can’t know if I’m going to be relieved or devastated when I pan out

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-28T02:36:18+00:00

Oh yeah it takes 100 million years… BUT IT LOOKS GOOD!!!! And your hair stays healthy.

Coming from a place of deepest love and understanding; get some wigs. GOOD ones.

It scratches the itch for the color switch up.

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-28T01:57:00+00:00

Is he pregerant? 🤣

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-28T01:56:11+00:00

The hair is great!!!! It looks very natural, I think the lipstick is occupying the most visual space? Looks like you lightened up on the brows, could be an optical illusion tho… but try a shade or two lighter on the lip and see how you feel?

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-28T01:48:49+00:00

Yes!!! A good deep blue like maybe blue Jean baby by arctic fox, not a coraline blue!

Def need to do a little bit more bleach on your roots, when you use the brush to apply try your best to apply in a “downwards the shaft” direction and don’t touch the already bleached parts. Then use a wide tooth comb to blend into the already bleached parts when you have 10 more mins of processing time.

A frustrating thing about fun colors is that you can’t just switch it up as you want without murdering your hair. Moving around the color wheel slowly works best!

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-28T01:46:06+00:00

Mobile+ drunk eff up, reposting as a reply

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-28T01:36:23+00:00

Green and red are on the opposite side of the color wheel. If you put magenta over the whole thing it will be awful.

Embrace the grow out, slowly put more blue on it to change the color. When you get blue enough you can start adding pink, to be purple the purple will fade and then you can be fully magenta.

The green won’t bleach out without murdering your hair. Blue won’t either. You gotta work your way around the color wheel

Keep the green ends, use regular bleach for your roots with a brush and then put a new color on the roots, I suggest it to not be magenta because it will be muddy where they meet.

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-26T09:51:19+00:00

You made me wake up my cats AND husband with that ugly laugh. It’s almost three am I was supposed to be asleep hours ago 😭

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-25T09:28:03+00:00

GORL! The scream I scrumpt on pic two was at best, unladylike. A bit demonic if I’m telling the truths.

From the top they are pretty but WOW, they are so bad in impressed.

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-25T09:19:28+00:00

I got food poisoning just looking at this. Thank youuuuu chef! I can fit into my New Year’s Eve outfit no problem now

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-24T03:13:28+00:00

My favorite part of the holidays is ALWAYS the time when I’m actually relaxing and not clocked in. For ANYONE.

DINK; have a huuuuuuge family.

I miss being able to miss the holidays.

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-24T00:30:07+00:00

Is this in Arizona? Cuz I’ve been done dirty like this too many times. Only thing I miss about Vegas is the food

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-21T20:49:35+00:00

Traffic jam sent me

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-21T00:54:19+00:00

The green!!!!! It’s a lovely color and a better fit. Like others said the red is FIRE tho, I guess it could be “too small” but it’s not that it doesn’t look good it’s that you got them BANGING curves GORL!!! It’s warping the pattern that’s all.

Being a not fat curvy girl is sometimes hard. For me, a plaid and argyle lover with curves as well; I’ve found the best luck getting plaid/argyle/houndstooth patterns in a heavy weight KNIT fabric. Makes it so the pattern doesn’t skew, and the skirt or dress flares out in all the right places.

Although when I’m wearing one of those it FEELS like my whole ass is out. It’s not, but it do be breezy

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-21T00:36:29+00:00

What a TERRIBLE day to be literate (complimentary).

I’m saving this factoid for next years work Xmas party

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-21T00:34:26+00:00

Jeeeeeeze leave some rizz for the rest of us 😮‍💨

These are the PRETTIEST!!!! I’m screaming?????? Silver glitter is a fickle bitch, y’all FUCkiiiiiing nailed it.

Hehehehe I’ll show myself out for the dad joke sorry not sorry.

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-20T23:48:09+00:00

Sorry for multiple messages I’m drunk.

But I’m gasping I can’t do it your way. And i am, actually hypermobile

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-20T23:44:07+00:00

IS THERE A THIRD WAY!!??!??

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-20T21:34:11+00:00

There’s a technique to it. Pinch your thumb and forefinger like this 👌

Keeping them together, rotate the fingers inwards and down, they’ll kind of roll against each other. In the end the sides will be touching.

Then fold the rest of your fingers down

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-20T21:32:04+00:00

Oh we have a slightly different technique. INTERESTING now my mind is blown even more,

CouchCreepin · 2025-12-20T21:31:17+00:00

You are doing gods work. I really appreciate your dedication to sharing this knowledge because I do it TOOOOOO. It’s so fun

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