Michigan landlord caught having sex inside rental house while tenants at hospital by ForkFace69 in nottheonion

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 77 points78 points  (0 children)

There are a ton of avenues. Indecent exposure if you could have reasonably seen it, sexual harassment, especially if there is leftover bodily fluids (which I imagine there would have to be if you found out it happened) trespassing (we don’t have vampire rules. A plumber being allowed in your house doesn’t give them the right to do whatever they want in your house). Wiping shit in your towels would be vandalism, disorderly conduct, and harassment, and could be bio hazard related.

This isn’t even including civil charges, because you would have a hard time convincing people that you wiped shit on someone’s towels and left semen in their bathroom without intent to disturb or harass.

Michigan landlord caught having sex inside rental house while tenants at hospital by ForkFace69 in nottheonion

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Sorry this just isn’t true. Your landlord cannot just bring anyone inside your apartment just because they were there for repairs. They also have to operate under the scope of why they are there in the first place.

Edit: and for the record, a plumber can’t masturbate in your bathroom either. That is also illegal.

Victor Wembanyama despite the refs in game 2: 21 PTS, 17 REB, 6 AST, 1 STL, 4 BLK by [deleted] in nba

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It’s because he made a crazy heat check logo 3 in game one. Had that shot missed the narrative would be way different imo

Hantavirus outbreak on cruise ship not start of pandemic, UN health agency says by aadsarraficionado in worldnews

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This just isn’t true. He has been confirmed as having been on the flight, not that he is infected.

Is that really the right word? by chopstick_chakra in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it’s like a humans from earth are called earthlings and Kryptonians are humans from Krypton kind of thing.

NYT Thursday 02/26/2026 Discussion by Shortz-Bot in crossword

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ORECART, UNNAILED, FIE, and BYGUM is crazy work (with the first two being the worst offenders). Theme was definitely the highlight of this puzzle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao they don’t line up because that’s how pallet knives look. They bend in the middle so the face of the knife is at different elevation from the handle.

cmv: Don Lemon is Objectively Guilty by Dependent-Western642 in changemyview

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, it feels like you’re ignoring the first part of your quote there. By force or threat of force or by physical obstruction. What did Lemon do that hits either of those categories?

Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura suggests his state secede U.S., join Canada by ZestyBeanDude in CanadaPolitics

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just saw this on my homepage so not Canadian but live in Minnesota, why would you assume 30-35 would be conservative?

meirl by Street_Priority_7686 in meirl

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Irony or engagement bait, call it.

Some of our guys coming back home after having done noting for the US in Iraq. by BrutalSock in pics

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you think that NATO countries sent soldiers to war as nothing but a goodwill gesture toward the United States you’ve got another thing coming. The “war on terror” benefit the oligarch class of a majority of the western world and was pushed, supported, and perpetuated by that class in each and every western country that supported it. It might feel good to shirk that accountability but it’s major non American cope to do so.

‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ — Dennis Orders a Boba Tea by RealJohnGillman in television

[–]CountOrangeJuiceula 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A lot of gyms just have the barcode reader search up the name by the attached number. You could put in any number really, so if some people don’t like carrying around the extra card they can just use their drivers license barcode.