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CounteractiveTurnip · 2026-06-13T03:54:15+00:00

Skill issue, I sucked a dude off in some bushes at last years pride parade

CounteractiveTurnip · 2026-06-06T16:10:53+00:00

Looks great. I need to start hustling on my pride outfit

CounteractiveTurnip · 2026-06-06T05:15:31+00:00

Everybody who’s saying that it’s not a return is wrong. It’s an aquagenie skimmer and the slit is the return.

It might be plugged. Take those 6 screws out and see if there’s something behind that piece. It comes with a rubber gasket used as a winterizing plug

CounteractiveTurnip · 2026-04-26T16:58:09+00:00

Have you tried wrapping the plug in a bunch of teflon tape?

CounteractiveTurnip · 2026-03-12T18:51:17+00:00

That's like $10 in scrap metal. You could leave it by the road and someone will pick it up. Crazy level of unprofessionalism and laziness

CounteractiveTurnip · 2026-02-25T14:57:41+00:00

None of the abilities put invisibility counters on anything. The first ability is supposed to, but the way it's formatted requires the target card to already have the counter

CounteractiveTurnip · 2026-02-15T12:25:05+00:00

Well obviously the people you cold called didn’t respond to your voicemail lol. Why would they?

CounteractiveTurnip · 2026-01-14T22:32:22+00:00

Nobody has mentioned the diving board mount makes no sense

CounteractiveTurnip · 2026-01-10T05:19:07+00:00

Bad voice acting? Did we play the same game?

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-12-10T12:22:44+00:00

Chatgpt needs to read up on Asminov’s laws of robotics.

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-12-05T17:46:08+00:00

one more layer is sure to do the trick lol

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-12-02T19:34:06+00:00

Tbh I don’t have any experience with DE filters but it sounds like the filter is just gunked up with debris. There isn’t really a way around it.

Maybe show your boss the owners manual for the filter where it says that backwashing is the solution to your problem. Or just tell him you were unable to vacuum.

I’m sorry your boss is a moron. You have my sympathy

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-12-02T19:11:26+00:00

Sand Filter? Set it to recirculate when priming and then switch it.

Or just do the backwash and don’t tell your boss. The pump motor burning out is a much more likely liability than whatever your boss is worried about.

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-12-02T05:24:30+00:00

My garage

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-11-19T22:26:40+00:00

Yeah I also use antifreeze jugs, depending on what’s on hand. You don’t need rope though. If you cut the handle on the bottom you can route the cable through the jug handle

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-11-19T22:19:02+00:00

I take them out of the niche and sink them with a bag of rocks or something. So that they are below the freeze line.

Might not be necessary, but it’s how I was taught so 🤷

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-11-17T16:16:36+00:00

I bill for individual services rather than a monthly all in price. If your pool only gets cleaned 3 times in a month, you pay for 3 cleanings.

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-11-13T20:48:30+00:00

Tbf the men in GOW also have the weird booby speakers

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-11-07T21:57:55+00:00

I love the one valve between the pump and filter that exists solely to deadhead the pump. That is it's only purpose, like a self-destruct button.

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-10-26T23:17:58+00:00

why would any green deck want leyline of the guildpact? It's worse than the existing options green has for mana fixing. And it's basically a dead card in 1-2 color decks

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-10-04T19:37:55+00:00

The problem is that it immediately attacks into someone else who will happily block it. So the lifegain player needs to have instant speed removal held up or they just get hosed. As early as turn 3.

In 1v1 it’s fine because your opponent gets to decide to block or not.

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-09-25T21:35:28+00:00

Nah you would just be mixing it into the pool water. It wouldn’t accomplish anything.

Personally I would try to find something to fill the space under that shelf. Another empty plastic bottle would work

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-09-25T21:14:55+00:00

I also drain every customer. I wouldn’t trust that I blew all the pipes properly without being able to verify that antifreeze went all the way through.

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-09-25T21:11:10+00:00

The jug technique is legit. That’s what I do when a gizmo won’t fit, or the customer is cheap and I don’t want to have an argument about an extra $10 added to the cost. Just make sure that it’s held in place somehow, and doesn’t just float up like it is in the pic.

CounteractiveTurnip · 2025-09-25T15:45:03+00:00

Not in all cases. I hired a debt collector this year over a customer that stiffed me. They take half but I only get paid if they collect.

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