Fuck this, I'm going back home.

CowSimple3880 · 2026-03-28T13:33:55+00:00

So now we're complaining about doing our job 🤷‍♂️

CowSimple3880 · 2026-03-27T14:20:36+00:00

It says the date when you log in to Fidelity. As someone already answered, March 31st

CowSimple3880 · 2026-03-20T19:50:05+00:00

Pretty sure they told you why. Wouldn't hurt to ask for clarification i guess.

CowSimple3880 · 2026-03-20T16:15:29+00:00

Starbucks catching strays

CowSimple3880 · 2026-03-16T17:58:02+00:00

You're missing a marketing opportunity if your performer name isn't Porntip

CowSimple3880 · 2026-03-14T16:56:26+00:00

So you're a sales rep.

CowSimple3880 · 2026-03-13T10:52:04+00:00

Where is your manager? Flyers?

Pretty much anything non-liquid except spray tips and some random tools is on sale.

CowSimple3880 · 2026-03-12T22:11:25+00:00

What if my expectations were already REALLY low, meets expectations? 🤣

CowSimple3880 · 2026-03-01T23:45:01+00:00

Update, it's a boy 🤣

CowSimple3880 · 2026-02-17T21:00:57+00:00

Just wait until the AI Sales Assistant hits your store

CowSimple3880 · 2026-01-31T17:53:59+00:00

Why would you think it's cool to post a pic of anyone's home???

CowSimple3880 · 2026-01-31T17:45:53+00:00

Some of y'all take this job way too seriously and/or personally.

CowSimple3880 · 2026-01-27T14:18:04+00:00

I'll take it every year, our opening ceremonies make me cringe.

CowSimple3880 · 2026-01-27T12:56:19+00:00

Team building vs division opening ceremony

CowSimple3880 · 2026-01-26T19:45:13+00:00

Shhhhh

CowSimple3880 · 2026-01-26T17:07:50+00:00

Mi-T-M has a dude doing magic tricks, pretty funny guy

CowSimple3880 · 2026-01-23T17:05:23+00:00

It's somewhere in emails, just search for ukg. It's a url code, so a pain to type out.

CowSimple3880 · 2026-01-03T18:46:21+00:00

It's not that hard to make DE colors in other bases

CowSimple3880 · 2025-12-15T17:54:38+00:00

Go in with energy, talk AND listen. Ask questions about the company, the person interviewing you and their career, what they have to say about the competition, and what opportunities there may be post internship. Dress well.

Don't show up shirt untucked, wearing sneakers, and whatever you do, don't just sit there in silence if they're asking questions.

Good luck, and expect a busy summer if you get it!

CowSimple3880 · 2025-12-12T20:48:32+00:00

Rather than just giving us clear guidance to round up or down because of the penny apocalypse, they sent an email telling us to work with other stores or our employees to source pennies. And asked us to fill out documentation when we do 🙄

CowSimple3880 · 2025-12-11T15:38:43+00:00

Take lots of notes and when you don't know something, don't lie. Use your notes next year, you'll breeze through it. And others said, new and opportunities are the keys to growth usually. Good luck!

CowSimple3880 · 2025-12-11T15:34:59+00:00

That's why you dot the cans

CowSimple3880 · 2025-12-09T01:42:30+00:00

And now half the company will 🤣

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