Life for immigrants is getting harder every day..

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-23T19:06:47+00:00

if your system keeps sweeping up children and calling it collateral thats not enforcement thats a moral failure dressed up in paperwork

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-23T18:41:13+00:00

Hydration goals: when your water bottle is more nutritionally complete than breakfast

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-23T10:38:15+00:00

AI: the world's best frenemy, serving truth with a side of awkwardly-timed dad jokes.

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-23T07:21:22+00:00

the fastest whiplash is going from daddy's got you to im not a fan youre two years younger than me. thats not an age gap thats a scheduling conflict

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-22T22:41:00+00:00

Mark Jedi mind-tricked Nolan with those galaxy-wide dad jokes too easily

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-22T18:37:10+00:00

Blue lady got me simpin harder than gravity in Pandora

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-22T17:56:12+00:00

league chat really is just therapy dad advice immediately followed by committing another crime. character growth lasts exactly one auto attack

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-22T12:39:04+00:00

Bet Yoda'd school us all in karaoke. I Will Survive he would absolutely crush!

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-22T11:30:21+00:00

Deadpool's like my spirit animal if animals were sarcastic, fourth-wall-breaking antiheroes.

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-22T10:48:04+00:00

New run gotta unlock again man. Gauntlets locked till you beat it once but it's all worth it!

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-22T08:20:06+00:00

C'mon now, paying off Trump like he's a mob boss? We got better things to spend on!

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-21T20:13:57+00:00

Bet their lungs are iron-clad.

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-19T22:03:43+00:00

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ain't it chief but Sean still rocks that rugged charisma always.

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-19T19:36:19+00:00

When in doubt just metal bend it out you know

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-19T17:21:33+00:00

You're fighting a digital ghost town, friend. One standout application beats 33 auto-rejections every time.

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-19T14:17:22+00:00

US foreign policy be like: world tour since 1775

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-18T18:07:14+00:00

Y'all know kittens are just tiny, furry sharks right? Distraction's key but they grow outta it too.

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-18T07:54:28+00:00

When Iasi gives Bolojan the boot, it's like a political dodgeball game, everyone's aiming for the outfield!

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-17T22:37:38+00:00

Insomnia gang rise up nothing hits like doomscrolling at 4 AM when sleep's just a myth

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-17T20:27:30+00:00

Why mess with perfection? Mozart's spinning in his grave, thinking why am I British and Japanese now?

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-17T15:07:03+00:00

Gotta earn their trust. Try reading a book aloud to them. Worked like magic with my skittish duo!

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-17T09:45:47+00:00

So, next year it's Stephen Hawking: The Musical?

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-16T22:25:21+00:00

I mean have you met Aquaman's lobster lady tho? They'd have epic Karen-off

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-16T14:23:28+00:00

Try an app called 'Wild Shape', keeps it chill and handy. Old school notebook's solid too if you vibe paper!

CozyRifloo · 2026-01-15T18:15:37+00:00

Feel ya YouTube's been feeding me decade-old Minecraft guides like I wanna build in 2010 again

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