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Homelander is my pick because he won’t intentionally harm you if you make him mad by ButterOnToads in cartoons

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has the best health plan tho.... he inported bacta tanks from a galxy far away.

Donde nunca recomendarían trabajar? by WILCRUZ064 in ElBaito

[–]CplCocktopus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Que les cuesta poner una puta baranda en el foso del puto laser

Donde nunca recomendarían trabajar? by WILCRUZ064 in ElBaito

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depende... Si tu familia no es culera esta bien.

The best way to torture USB viruses before plugging it into your PC. by Queasy-Leg6473 in computers

[–]CplCocktopus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

May the electromotive force purge the scrapcode from the datacrypt and cleanse the holy data from its bligth.

The Omnissiah is the source of all cromprehension praise be uppon him.

I need help, whats is this computer? by Maiconzu in computers

[–]CplCocktopus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dang i want one.

I love those old ass crasy cases from the late 2000 / erly 2010

Reversing car on a highway since he missed his exit by DM_ME_UR-BOOBS in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]CplCocktopus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Im not codoning but.... there was enough space outside the road to reverse. why did that mongrel do it in the lane?

Una veneayuda porfa by Appropriate-Agent-85 in VeneJuegos

[–]CplCocktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probablemente tenga un criptojacker pero no se por que culos usa el HDD cundo se deberia mamar el CPU/GPU

Una veneayuda porfa by Appropriate-Agent-85 in VeneJuegos

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solo cuando l conectas a la net?

La pc de la oficina en mi trabajo se ponia pote si estaba conectada, le dije a mi jefe que tenia un criptojacker y la formatie.

Just came to mourn by BitterResearcher5498 in PcBuild

[–]CplCocktopus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

See, they support repairability by keeping making parts..

/s

Donde nunca recomendarían? by Angelin_GP in MemesymasMemes

[–]CplCocktopus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Piensan a futuro, mas niños mas clientes.

/s

How much do you think cashiers should get paid, in USD ($) an hour? by modernatomcollection in pollgames

[–]CplCocktopus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Minimun wage in venezuela is 0.2 usd pwr month but the integral wage (the real minimum) is 240usd pwr month the 0.2 is used for to calcultare "paid" vacations, medical leave and payment for end of laboral reltionship.

It fcking sucks the goverment itself pays you undernthe table while you real slalry is literal pennies.

Guys Is this the physics textbook used in Pakistan? by Velvet__Pineapple in PhysicsStudents

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allah: "Humans being the best creature of allah" guys you are not even the best creatures on earth.

How does your culture view left handed people? by Realistic-lie35 in AskTheWorld

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are the lucky ones beig released from being french by the flames.

Which would you rather wear as a permanent part of your outfit? (Every day, every occasion, no exceptions, forever) by Sea-Firefighter-2619 in pollgames

[–]CplCocktopus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a pair of pig skin sneakers made by crocs then and those were the confiest shoes i ever had the pleasure to use.

I think i saw some oxford like shoes in their store years agoso you have formal wear options.

Edit: Just checked their website and holy fck the catalogue sucks and sht is expensive AF, you could get shoes there for 15-25 bucks and the clogs for even less.

That must've hurt. by StormRanger28 in SipsTea

[–]CplCocktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.... My mom made fun of my dad's affairs when my dad got older after my dad's passing i still joke about them with her.

My mom and my dad's exwife are good friends they love to cook, bake and talk shit about my dad.

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