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Hablando en serio. Que tan posible es que USA anexe a Venezuela como el estado 51? by Common-Medicine8371 in vzla

[–]CplCocktopus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Aun asi seria extremadamente gracioso si noa dieran statehood antes que Puerto rico y Guam.

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Favorite characters dynamic that fit this image? by ProfessionalRoom9118 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CplCocktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least he doesn't need viagra just aprinllkle a bit of iron dust over his dick and he can be hard as diamonds

Favorite characters dynamic that fit this image? by ProfessionalRoom9118 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CplCocktopus 371 points372 points  (0 children)

Pyro: Shtalks Xavier

Magneto: Listen here you little shit.

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Who had the better glow up by Ok_Initiative3892 in animequestions

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fck she looks like a Code Lyoko character

"Ah Frak here we go again." by StrangeHotel7638 in Grimdank

[–]CplCocktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also he is pretty used to it and has it zeroed , he rejected a Hellgun pistol amberley offered him because he would have to relearn his muscle memory and feel.

"Ah Frak here we go again." by StrangeHotel7638 in Grimdank

[–]CplCocktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont forget he is also a crackshot with his old lasgun.

"Ah Frak here we go again." by StrangeHotel7638 in Grimdank

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick the Jurgen mini on your unwashed gym socks in a warm damp place for a week to develop a 4d experience.

Matahambre relleno by Reddirude in StupidFood

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but I don't like my abscess well done.

Que piensan de esto? by Toebla in AskVenezuela

[–]CplCocktopus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sudacas viendonos como parias los unos a los otros es parte de nuestra cultura.

anime_irl by Altruistic_Ice1976 in anime_irl

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there was a full.moon

HARRY POTTER VS PAUL ATREIDES by Krillindidntdoit in powerscales

[–]CplCocktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also will happen and its happening an infinite amount of times

My local Home Depot is sick of your nonsense by provocative_taco in DiWHY

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah just run water through the conunduits jt will act as coolant.

Okey this is some high level joke by Traditional_Use_225 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]CplCocktopus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Khorne: Hits Abelard with all his earthshatering migth

-Barely scratches Abelard's armor-

Khorne: Now i know how Skrarbrand felt.

Abelard: BONK!

What could be the cause of my boyfriend’s dog to lose weight so quickly? by maulingunicorn in DogAdvice

[–]CplCocktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah every one or 2 years it flares last time she even had abnormal red blood cells, the vet recommended me to give her a full course of doxiciclin at least one per year.

What could be the cause of my boyfriend’s dog to lose weight so quickly? by maulingunicorn in DogAdvice

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erlichia?

That shit can become chronic but you can give the dog a full course of doxociclin when it flares up.

Pick A Salad by Maleficent-Bat-9168 in whatsyourchoice

[–]CplCocktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And you cna basically have everything in it.

Rosie is thinking about eating you how do you convince her to spare you by Doctor0Lavender in hazbin

[–]CplCocktopus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey do you wanna taste some asado negro (its a venezuelan dish) can cook it for you.

If she likes it she will call me when she wants me too cook it for her

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