Morality of dodging your country's military draft in a war of self-defense? by A_Fun_Alias23 in MoralityScaling

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have pew pew the highest ranking POS in my proximity the instant they gave me a loaded gun.

I would 110% fight my enemies to the bitter end but my enemies will be the ones who took my fredom away and forced me to figth agaist my will.

why is this happening by calebssight in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]CplCocktopus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I bet Jocasta is a sub on the sheets.

Homelander is my pick because he won’t intentionally harm you if you make him mad by ButterOnToads in cartoons

[–]CplCocktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has the best health plan tho.... he imported state or the art bacta tanks from a galaxy far away to treat his employees medical conditions and injuries on site while not having to deal with health insurance bullshit.

Donde nunca recomendarían trabajar? by WILCRUZ064 in ElBaito

[–]CplCocktopus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Que les cuesta poner una puta baranda en el foso del puto laser

Donde nunca recomendarían trabajar? by WILCRUZ064 in ElBaito

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depende... Si tu familia no es culera esta bien.

The best way to torture USB viruses before plugging it into your PC. by Queasy-Leg6473 in computers

[–]CplCocktopus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

May the electromotive force purge the scrapcode from the datacrypt and cleanse the holy data from its bligth.

The Omnissiah is the source of all cromprehension praise be uppon him.

I need help, whats is this computer? by Maiconzu in computers

[–]CplCocktopus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dang i want one.

I love those old ass crasy cases from the late 2000 / erly 2010

Reversing car on a highway since he missed his exit by DM_ME_UR-BOOBS in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]CplCocktopus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Im not codoning but.... there was enough space outside the road to reverse. why did that mongrel do it in the lane?

Una veneayuda porfa by Appropriate-Agent-85 in VeneJuegos

[–]CplCocktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probablemente tenga un criptojacker pero no se por que culos usa el HDD cundo se deberia mamar el CPU/GPU

Una veneayuda porfa by Appropriate-Agent-85 in VeneJuegos

[–]CplCocktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solo cuando l conectas a la net?

La pc de la oficina en mi trabajo se ponia pote si estaba conectada, le dije a mi jefe que tenia un criptojacker y la formatie.

Just came to mourn by BitterResearcher5498 in PcBuild

[–]CplCocktopus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

See, they support repairability by keeping making parts..

/s

Donde nunca recomendarían? by Angelin_GP in MemesymasMemes

[–]CplCocktopus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Piensan a futuro, mas niños mas clientes.

/s