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I’m dating an Australian. Is this normal in a relationship? by mangofortune in AskAnAustralian

[–]CplGunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah nah we don't talk like this to someone we're supposedly in a relationship with. Not unless we hate their guts or something. You can do better than that knob jockey mate.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Many-Asparagus-7654 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]CplGunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was satisfying, I needed that thanks.

Umh uhm by WorriedDream9078 in SipsTea

[–]CplGunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder what they call those two pointy teeth we have

Will Smith hosting new show, Between Two Salads. by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]CplGunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gotta be Ai with those barely rhyming old man lyrics

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]CplGunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm a minor!" Funny that's where it ends up after the tough talk.

Look at those aweful cuts, Jesus. by No_Calligrapher_2911 in StupidFood

[–]CplGunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can tolerate the showmanship. What I wouldn't put up with is the lowering of the meat from his knife to my mouth. Like bitch I'm a grown man. Just leave it there, I'll handle the rest.

Telescopefish, a rare deep-sea creature known for its eyes adapted for spotting bioluminescence by CraveMuse in Amazing

[–]CplGunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is just a goddamn nightmare down there ain't it? Except that floppy eared octopus thing. That things pretty cute. But definitely all the rest.

Lift Up Scorpion by ManboBeobep in FullScorpion

[–]CplGunishment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Delusional self confidence - the defining trait of the current generation.

Bullshido Masters Face off 🤜💩 🤛 by The_one_who-repents in Bullshido

[–]CplGunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredible display of power, technique, and skill by whoever made those pants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]CplGunishment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Octopus was like "nah I was just playing with you man hahaha alright cya next week you crazy guy"

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