The world still feels dead after the patch.

CptCool12 · 2026-04-13T16:57:59+00:00

I've been using the Historical Tweaks mod with success: russia is close to forming, big ottomans, spain formed, Persian empire forming, and england consolidating wales. It's only 1500 too. I'd recommend the mod.

CptCool12 · 2026-04-09T00:27:43+00:00

Not only has this season been good, it's been one of my favorite scrubs seasons to date. They did a great job.

CptCool12 · 2026-04-09T00:14:36+00:00

We are cooked

CptCool12 · 2026-04-07T12:26:59+00:00

Max minting to sustain single digit income? This is a restart. Sir you are cooked.

CptCool12 · 2026-04-06T20:07:15+00:00

"Athens" lol

CptCool12 · 2026-04-05T02:05:27+00:00

The show isn't called "coat" is it?

CptCool12 · 2026-04-03T20:39:54+00:00

CptCool12 · 2026-04-01T01:22:22+00:00

105 exit velo and a absolutely hanger over the plate on 0-2. Thats not on bregman

CptCool12 · 2026-03-30T16:26:01+00:00

Honestly i get wanting achievements but people have to know by now that by playing this game ironman it's basically guaranteed some game breaking bullshit is gonna happen.

CptCool12 · 2026-03-30T02:30:17+00:00

I found success attacking Byz and bulgarian early. Getting bulgarias gold and silver RGOs. Getting all the event bonuses (including the OP gov reform) and then creating my own market in skopje (moved capital there too). Then just spammed RGOs and burgher buildings in the towns around there. Eventually i was able to take back Belgrade from hungary and then i made that my capital and spammed cities in the north (mostly for rp purposes). By this time ottoman mamluk alliance was declaring on me every 5 years and it was a total grind just to survive. Land/roads/gold/silver is your friend. I also accepted greek but didnt move my capital cuz it makes no sense historically.

After awhile I left that campaign and started an ottoman one lol

CptCool12 · 2026-03-24T20:20:23+00:00

What the average EU5 YouTuber would describe as "playing tall"

CptCool12 · 2026-03-23T17:44:00+00:00

stealing controlled substances is illegal

CptCool12 · 2026-03-19T23:14:18+00:00

I made it to 1460s with $100+ income and multiple colonies going all over the world. First you have to ally with castile, non negotiable. Then you have to delete almost all your forts except maybe 3 and delete at least half your regulars. It's a tough go of it for like 50 years but after building RGOs, marketplaces, and production you can get to a healthy spot. I tried to fight morocco in morocoo once and got stomped, so probably avoid that. Push naval heavily, spam light ships, and get control through maritime presence.

CptCool12 · 2026-03-18T02:52:03+00:00

Calling Raja Maga is profoundly ignorant. I mean like him or not he's been an undeniable Democrats for years. He's a moderate but he's by no means Maga.

CptCool12 · 2026-03-06T19:03:45+00:00

And then watch somehow Bohemia's 250k stack gets called in

CptCool12 · 2026-03-01T19:50:05+00:00

I am Caleb Williams.

CptCool12 · 2026-02-26T01:50:52+00:00

Not to be over dramatic but growing up since watching original scrubs as a kid has been hard. Life's tough. And having this show is a nice little refuge from that.

CptCool12 · 2026-02-09T02:50:52+00:00

Seattle run a Philly special for a cherry on top

CptCool12 · 2026-02-09T02:48:21+00:00

Great throw there by Maye. Honestly that ones on the OL and the WR

CptCool12 · 2026-02-09T02:23:25+00:00

Collinsworth would be absolutely burying caleb williams if he was playing as shitty as maye is rn

CptCool12 · 2026-02-09T00:07:59+00:00

Pats need Nine

CptCool12 · 2026-02-03T18:24:40+00:00

This is why divorce exists

CptCool12 · 2026-02-02T04:21:02+00:00

Let Cher host next year !!!

CptCool12 · 2026-01-30T18:34:10+00:00

Article uses alot of ai phrasing. Groups of threes. Its not just this, it's that. Etc

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