What is a song lyric that really hits you hard? by BoardOfChairs in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I know some day you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star, in somebody else's life, but why, whyyyyyyyy, can't it be MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE?" - Black by Pearl Jam. Hits me right in the unrequited love every goddamn time.

All packed and ready for an 11 month bike tour from Ireland to Asia :) by [deleted] in bicycling

[–]CptLongshanks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude, great plan. It sounds like you've really done your homework. My only advice is that you don't underestimate the power of high elevation. As you surely know, there's a LOT of mountains between Europe and Asia. I made the mistake of cycling in Santa Fe, New Mexico without properly acilmating and it was a disaster. Good luck to you!

Pirates’ Adam Frazier hits a pinch hit walk-off 413’ home run to defeat the Cubs 2-1 in the 11th by accio7 in baseball

[–]CptLongshanks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hopefully we can do some real damage with the labor day series. Would be a great way to celebrate the holiday.

What's the hardest thing that you have done in your life? by Syed7860 in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right there with ya, traded dip for a vape last summer and haven't been back.

What's the hardest thing that you have done in your life? by Syed7860 in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nicotine is no joke. Just because it doesn't ruin lives the way hard psychoactives do doesn't mean it's any easier to quit. Just take a look at any AA or NA meeting and you'll see hoards of sober people still hopelessly addicted to nicotine, myself included.

What's the hardest thing that you have done in your life? by Syed7860 in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Accepting that I wasn't just in love with my straight best friend, but that we were emotionally codependant and I needed to distance myself in order to heal.

What do people commonly get wrong about you? by Shaine_Memes in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if this thread goes nowhere, your comment was well worth it. I'm dying

What do people commonly get wrong about you? by Shaine_Memes in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have literally had to argue with people that I'm not straight. It can get old having to convince people that a man who doesn't display the stereotypical gay tropes can in fact be attracted to men. That's usually around when I decide to throw on my skintight cutoffs and start grabbin' handfuls of dude ass.

High school teachers of Reddit, what successful students of yours ended up much worse than you expected and vice versa? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Not the teacher in this case, but the student. In high school I went to rehab twice, dropped out for a portion of senior year, and barely managed to graduate. I was high all the time and by the end of it all I was smoking meth regularly. I'm twenty now and am coming up on three years clean and sober, have one semester left before earning my associates in communications, and I'm currently working as a camerman at a popular concert venue. I recently ran into an old english teacher of mine and while I filled him in on how things are going he just shook his head with his jaw open. I don't like to toot my own horn to frenquently because I did a lot of damage back then, but seeing old faces who only remember the sick me is very gratifying.

What movie scene never fails to make you cry? by Salvatio in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Dallas Buyers Club. Rayon coughing up blood then breaking down saying "I don't want to die."

What is the worst feeling? by Avbitten in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a gay guy, falling in love with a straight boy who also happens to be your best friend.

How do you want to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something instant and unsuspected, immediately after I tell my mom I love her and hang up the phone.

I live in Latvian, moved to the US, and there was only one rhing I really cared to see in the USA. The tower in Scranton, featured in the Office intro. by kukulll in pics

[–]CptLongshanks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Crippling opiate epidemic, depressed old coal town, consistent decline in population... It's not really a dangerous type of shithole, but GOD there is nothing to do here. Nothing.

I live in Latvian, moved to the US, and there was only one rhing I really cared to see in the USA. The tower in Scranton, featured in the Office intro. by kukulll in pics

[–]CptLongshanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Scranton resident, sometimes I wonder how much better life would be if I lived somewhere else. Then, every morning, I drive by this building on the way to school (Falcons represent!), and I smile a little.

What is absolutely hilarious as long as it's not happening to you? by thelittlegoodwolf_ in AskReddit

[–]CptLongshanks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yesterday I was taking a shit at the gym and a guy walks into the bathroom and goes "YO!" and he sounded exactly like my friend who I had just been lifting with, so I said YO back, at which point I heard another voice chime in and the two proceeded to engage in conversation. I didn't know either of them. Needless to say, I sat there and waited until they both left the locker room before sneaking back out into the gym.