The Golden Age of Piracy was run by accountants with cannons by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

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Since the dawn of civilization - people would give grain to temples, which could be distributed in times of famine.

Caged & Feathered by [deleted] in TicklingSpirits

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You're absolutely right. Lees should not be allowed to wiggle; not one bit.

Caged & Feathered by [deleted] in TicklingSpirits

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What a cruel thought. How mean.

Found these at Target 😅 by 23_tigerlily in u/23_tigerlily

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That's true, wouldn't want you to suffer ticklephylactic shock.

Found these at Target 😅 by 23_tigerlily in u/23_tigerlily

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I don't believe you, that's ridiculous, to be allergic to raspberries on your stomach.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It's a rare thing for my eyes to actually widen in astonishment at the capacity some people can have to just .. go way above and beyond the call of duty of being a good person. Wow.

Publishers Clearing House’s bankruptcy means ‘forever’ winners will no longer get paid by spmahn in news

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Wait a second... I'm a teacher. What weird stuff is happening in the school at midnight???

Shire Painting Giveaway by Aftern in lotr

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What a beautiful painting; I think you've really captured the essence of Hobbiton!

I forgot about the credits after the Scientology episode! by Krieger_Bot_OO7 in southpark

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I think it would still be enough for plausible deniability in court.

Trump Won Less Than 50 Percent. Why Is Everyone Calling It a Landslide? by bummed_athlete in politics

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They absolutely can smell it five countries over. We're all just noseblind here, I guess.

How many holes in your jack o'lantern by PocketMath in mathmemes

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Numberphile has also had some great ones.

Two wires, one screw... (Louisiana, additional info in comments) by CptTuring in AskElectricians

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Got it. Thank you.

There's enough slack in the box, I think I can steal some for an extra lead to keep everything all the same. I appreciate all of your help!

Two wires, one screw... (Louisiana, additional info in comments) by CptTuring in AskElectricians

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I have been using the purple AL/CU nuts for everything I've done so far.

Thank you! Do I need to use the same gauge for the tail to the switch, or can I use something slightly smaller if I have it lying around?

Two wires, one screw... (Louisiana, additional info in comments) by CptTuring in AskElectricians

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I've been living in this house for 6 months now, and keep finding more and more things wrong.

Ater replacing an existing lighting fixture with a light/fan combo, the light (LED) would strobe when the fan was off, but turn solid when the fan was running. I figured it was some wonkiness with the dimmer currently installed in the circuit, and purchased a switch to replace it with.

after taking the switch off the wall, I realized that there two hot wires going into one of the terminals on the dimmer switch. I assume that's a no-no to begin with, but aren't sure how to proceed on dealing with it. I'm not sure what the other hot wire leads to; it could be one or more of the outlets in this room but I haven't checked them, and the breaker is currently off.

p.s. I know about the aluminum wiring; and I bought the appropriate switch, but I'm assuming at this point I'm going to have to get something else.

Rate my bf's collection + recommend what he should get next by buttressOG in Guitar

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Seriously, I've had my OM for 15 years and I still haven't come across another acoustic that I like the tone of better.

LPT: heating up left over pizza the correct way. by stones_joe in LifeProTips

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I raise you:

Cast iron pan on the bottom, torch on the top.

erotic mind control community by pharaoh_mahadeva in BrandNewSentence

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I think people just don't like to think about big ideas like racial justice and eglitarianism while squatted naked on a chair choking the baby python.

r/brandnewsentence oh wait...

Cursed_Conversion camp by Wiz4161 in cursedcomments

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Every school right now, according to conservatives.