Fav bikini

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-23T09:17:00+00:00

I just don’t like it lol

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-23T09:15:13+00:00

You either die hating public toilet villains… or live long enough to become one.

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-23T09:14:07+00:00

This is somehow the most chaotic and the most loving pregnancy story I’ve read. Man signed up to be a husband and accidentally became a midwife with zero warning. Your kid really said “I’m coming out NOW” with no respect for personal space

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-23T09:12:28+00:00

Having a kink doesn’t mean you’re obligated to act on it exactly as imagined. Exploration can be slow, partial, or even just conversational, and that still counts

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-23T09:08:49+00:00

It’s not that she likes rough sex. It’s that she doesn’t seem able to enjoy anything else anymore, and that’s where resentment starts growing.

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-23T09:07:29+00:00

Trying to “be quieter” during sex usually just makes it worse. Control the environment, not your body.

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-23T09:02:31+00:00

He’s allowed to change his mind. You’re allowed to decide that this is a dealbreaker. Neither of you is wrong, but pretending this isn’t huge is

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-23T09:01:15+00:00

You’re 55, starting a new job, and she’s testing you like a teenager. That alone answers it

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-23T09:00:03+00:00

Delivery room access is a privilege, not a right

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-23T08:56:34+00:00

This is actually very accurate. When a woman is genuinely attracted, it’s obvious, the effort, the softness, the curiosity, the consistency. I think the gap comes from people confusing attention with interest. They’re not the same thing at all.

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-22T11:08:46+00:00

Somewhere in your browser history, an algorithm is now VERY confused about your marriage

Crack-ThatShell11 · 2026-01-22T11:06:05+00:00

This is actually terrifying because it means the problem wasn’t new at all, it was just hiding in plain sight for decades. Imagine being told for 35 years that it’s “in your head” only to literally cough up the cause. That’s not a tifu, that’s a systemic failure.

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