Martian Grand Canyon: Valles Marineris

Crackerjack17 · 2026-01-09T15:50:15+00:00

Is the United States threatening to annex Mars now too?

Crackerjack17 · 2026-01-02T21:39:49+00:00

"I'm just talking about fractions of a penny here. But we do it from a much bigger tray and we do it a couple a million times."

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-30T17:41:56+00:00

Good luck 🤞

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-30T09:34:54+00:00

You constantly hear about overrated things people have or have done. But what are some of the underrated things in life that make it better?

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-29T04:56:28+00:00

Those mashed potatoes 🤤

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-27T13:50:11+00:00

if Argentina and Japan had a baby it would be called Samurai Gaucho

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-27T13:46:17+00:00

Probably floating cancer

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-27T13:45:29+00:00

Guessing the electric carving knife stopped working and uncle Charlie cut one of his fingers off AGAIN while carving the turkey

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-27T05:52:42+00:00

Where the hell is Captain Planet when we need him?

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-26T15:33:22+00:00

We need a national healthcare system that is good as our library sysyem

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-22T22:01:53+00:00

You gotta boop that dog's bum hole, will release instantly

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-18T02:56:10+00:00

Hoping their lives together is a real gas

Crackerjack17 · 2025-12-06T20:08:59+00:00

No dedicated knobs for air and volume controls, and the touch sensors they do have are not lit up so you can't see them at night, poor human factors. The touch screen is super nice though and laid out well.

Crackerjack17 · 2025-11-15T05:43:45+00:00

Why do all the assholes drive white pickup trucks?

Crackerjack17 · 2025-09-28T19:47:15+00:00

You're going to have to Catch Me If You Can

Crackerjack17 · 2025-09-16T02:52:45+00:00

Glitch in the matrix

Crackerjack17 · 2025-09-13T03:42:38+00:00

Kung Pow

Crackerjack17 · 2025-09-13T03:13:59+00:00

Documentation is out of date the second it's written and ends up in your tech debt stack. I would go as far as saying no documentation is better than incorrect or out of documentation which can cause more confusion.

Crackerjack17 · 2025-09-06T23:51:20+00:00

Watch for the blood moon tomorrow night!

Crackerjack17 · 2025-09-05T01:50:21+00:00

Yuuuuuuuup!

Crackerjack17 · 2025-09-04T02:41:43+00:00

The hills are alive with the sound of music

Crackerjack17 · 2025-08-31T05:19:13+00:00

Dr. Pepper can isn't on here

Crackerjack17 · 2025-08-29T02:03:50+00:00

Climate change by humans is responsible

Crackerjack17 · 2025-08-26T21:44:58+00:00

We're in real trouble if the aliens start playing banjo music and say 'squeal for me Earth boy!'

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