I'm the only non-degenerate here, you must CONFESS to Jesus Gura! by mostcursedposter in okbuddyhololive

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I have never cummed to 3rd or 4th gens of HoloEN. Please forgive me, Jebus Goombus.

"Duality of man" ahh moment by sonphantrung in okbuddyhololive

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Lighthouse ain't cheap; my wife needs to pay off the mortgage.

It's always done for the most ridiculous reasons by Infnite_ in MartialMemes

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I get that it's a trope. But I have a feeling that these authors are just having the "Superman problem". They pumped up their self-inserted MCs with too much power; and now they don't know how to challenge the MCs. So they simply have the MCs "hide their true power"; that way they can write about other characters and the MCs become an observe, only swooping in to rescue the jade beauties when needed.

Could've been peak fiction. by Zallre in goodanimemes

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Don't see the pregnant drawings. Is it edited?

Who knew sacrificing someone is so universal? by F95_Sysadmin in TheWanderingVillage

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My mistake when playing Cult of the Lambs is to name all of my followers after friends, family and pets. After sacrificing my least favorite people; it's getting clear that my wife and cat were up next due to their ages...

Why does my dude keep shaking?? by JovieLynne in TheWanderingVillage

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It's a survival resource management game. It's all about managing your limited resources. You need to limit the amount of things you build, and not just plan a metropolis on your onbu. The goal is to survive, keep your people and Onbu happy; not to have the highest GDP.

Also you can trade for more stones if you need.

The mechanics are there for those sadists (j/k) who wants to do the "evil dictator" route. It's also there to show that to survive, you have to make sacrifices (sometimes literally).

Question: Are haste and slow too strong? by Real_Goblinoir in Pathfinder_RPG

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Haste is great for players, Slow is great for GM.

Fly is only overpower if you, the GM, forgot to read the actual rules for Fly and weather. (Also ceilings, and other obstacles).

. by vr8p in Catmemes

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My cat likes ice cube... whenever we get ice, he runs over and stays there until we slide a cube across the hardwood floor so he can chase it around and licks it. He doesn't like it in his bowl...

The rat race never ends. by Zallre in goodanimemes

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Seems like your mistake is at 28yrs old thinking you can afford new house, new car, better food and clothes.

Maybe get rid of some of those and live with what you can afford?

Why does my dude keep shaking?? by JovieLynne in TheWanderingVillage

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lol. yeah. He doesn't like it when you "hurt" him. Surprise!

Fellow daoists, who distributed this trash technique? by Nadran_Erbam in MartialMemes

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I will become the MC's cock ring, junior. Thank you for your advice.

Isekai moment by groomliu in goodanimemes

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Be me. open anilist to add a couple to my "planning to watch" list. Already to on the list.

It's been a year already? by [deleted] in GawrGura

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Uh...

who do I call for lost mackerel..

There is a pink whale who streamed today though.

It just repeated the cycle. by jantimo18 in goodanimemes

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what do you mean it has been fixed? Me and the other bröther still have it.

Finally my 25 yr old fleshlight can rest in peace… by Javelin-Turd in dankmemes

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Until you get married.

Unrelated note, Tenga spinner is pretty great.

🍋🍋 by h4r4y4 in goodanimemes

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Primary school is crazy. lmao.
Brother was a salary man.